#ainz

Just the New World reaction at a woman this powerful . And some rare pair(and slightly crack) ship of Ainz x Zannac (granted at some point we are going to change from cannon as Ainz isn't married to anyone) . Also lets imagine that Momonga is closer to her 40s as 1) mature woman Ainz is very tempting and 2) Zanac definitely takes me as someone more into older women (and also as ace)

Momonga is still the same as canon , just a woman , the guild is the same and so is her relationship with her guildmates(because I refuse to believe that at least half the guild didn't have feeling for og Momo at some point because how could they not love him) . And she still roleplays as a skeletal lich(i am not changing peak character design for gender changes that change literally noting , but i am a going with the headcannon that gender wasn't actually programmed into YYGRASIL so no gender locking is happening so unless wanted your undead isnt going to come with flesh)

Albedo is still in love with Momonga except this time programed by Tabula as 1) everyone kinda knows she is bi so one more beautiful npc to her (made from guardmates and unknown on her end) in game harem isn't that big of a surprise 2) a succubus in love with a litch is absolutely hilarious and 3) if he cant confess then he can at least make an npc that could .

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YYGRASIL comes to an end , Nazarick gets isekaid and Momonga is panicking like normal . Except in this timeline Albedo doesn't get touched and no one flashes anyone , instead Momonga does a little experiment and sure her avatar is literally only bones but with how many wildly different in autonomy races the developers had to deal they never made a custom no touch allowed map for humanoid undead (and of them the skeletons were the least of their concerns) , however the fact she had her open hand on her chest for 30 consecutive seconds and nothing happening means that either someone did get her in YYGRASIL 2 that had an absolutely massive upgrade in literally everything (even somehow ai(which considering how hard the AI bubble of the 21 century bursted with no one putting their hand in in it since and it even becoming taboo and slurs you would think no one would try recreating that) that could actually comprehend the npcs bio and meet the expected image and even wire the npc model to do animations that weren't there before) or she got isekaid . The question of which as of yet on hold , but just in case better roleplay just in case . 

Then she smells something and immediately knows , she got isekaid . Because no matter how much better the new game is with her old equipment having her sense of smell stimulated is impossible . Anyway cannon happens , world conquering gets brought on the table , the guardian swear loyalty and Momonga becomes Ainz Ooal Gown as Maruyama intended . After that comes Carne , which also goes largely like cannon . Only Enri is even more motivated as she saw another woman command such an overwhelming presence and command such power that she couldn't help being inspired to become even better after she became village chief . Gazef deals with the even more bulshit from the nobles as while they can accept a woman being powerful , they just cant accept a woman as a leader (i havent forgotten the shit they were talking before the Cacce Plane Massacre and how they immediately and only talked to Momon to make Nabe use magic rather talk to her the fucking magic caster with autonomy as a person) .

Lizardman arc goes about the same as while it's somewhat slightly of a shock to have a woman as essentially grand chief they can accept it , especially with her being a powerful magic caster .

Momon’s adventures are in somewhat of a difference as while people at first meet still think “he” is a noble brat , however the voice that comes out of that armor is not only that of a woman but a mature adult woman (a lot of people definitely forget how to breath of at least some moments as that is a very beautiful voice) . The guild receptionist immediately starts trying to piece Momon’s and Nabe’s backstory for them to become adventurers . The inn keeper is at least somewhat more understanding on why 2 women aren't comfortable sharing a room with strangers . The trouble makers almost get stabbed after insinuating that Momon wears a helmet because she is hideous , however they only get thrown at a table after looking inappropriately at Nabe , the red haired adventurer still gets the YYGRASIL healing potion and is also somewhat inspired to continue growing stronger as she saw what might become her one day aka Momon . The sword of darkness also happens , someone almost got decapitated or electrocuted to death after speaking not in praise of Momon’s looks (she would like to it be stated that she looks normal and its not her fault everyone else has such heightened standards of beauty (she says as she looks almost severely malnourished , dead exhausted and with eyes like someone who has seen the death ahead and still persist to live as much as she could with spite as no small part motivator(the sword definitely got with the receptionist and inn keeper and start a theory that she might have been poisoned , cursed or got struck with an incurable disease and is trying to impart as much as she could to what is probably her daughter before her death(there are people in our time who have problems differentiating people from the same race you look me in the eyes and tell me people from a fantasy europe won't be even worse)))) . Nifrea is still anxious that she or Nabe might pursue romance with Enri (He doesn't care they are both women as far as he is concerned Enri is more than attractive enough to pull whoever she wants) (the swords are also even more concerned for Momon as while she still could easily defeat orges she doesn't eat anything that night or anytime while with them ) . Things after that do stay mainly the same as cannon , is just that everyone is pretty sure she is slowly dying but putting a brave face for Nabe (even Hamsuke and the stiletto chick are in on the theory for at least some time) . Eventually she does get Nefria and his grandmother into Carne after the necromancers and kidnapping business is done (along with making Nabe come with her to the funeral for the swords)

Then Demiurge’s demon invasion and cover up happens with the only real difference on the situation being that instead of Evileye just being horny and worrying about children for some reason she is instead being even more horny , not really caring for making more children as her crush already has a daughter , throwing herself at her because she too thinks Momon wouldn't have much time to live after seeing her “unmasked” face(sunken hollow cheeks , far too pale skin that has not seen light properly in far too long and exhausted eyes that look like she had seen death) and so wanting to give her as many happy moments as possible and just generally wanting to jump the isekaid litch bones be he a man or be she a woman .

Anyway with that done we now have the tribes , that happen the same . Jircnivs is in sweating bullets because not only did he get himself played by assuming Ainz Ooal Gown is a man but also by not predicting or taking into account that the master of the tomb is not human . Instead he has to think on how to minimize damage , somehow they succeed in that somehow . Get a very very shaky alliance even .

Eventually the Cacce plane happens , Gazef still dies . However here is where ting start diverging somewhat from cannon (i need a way to explain a way in which Zannac eventually marries Ainz so some changes have to be made as while Rener exist the fact that until the kingdom destruction she wasn't even considered a possible heir in the slightest and how they would instead be wary of any children she might birth in the far future so Zanac abdicating his king status to marry another’s country monarch is questionable at best) . Mainly by having Barbro survive on account of Lumus not being allowed to run as wild as the plan Rener had while still able to work would be far more effective and brutal with him present to cause problems to so many of the other pieces of Re-este trying to kill each other , and well Demiurge and Albedo want to see her at what they consider her “best” (Barbro still got traumatized by Lupus as the plan would work better with him in deep emotional distress and out of her brothers she hates him far more for always being so rude to her Claim(she knows Zannac has tried to scout Claim in his camp multiple times because he sees his abilities , hardworking nature and wanting to get him away from her “monsterous” self . All the while always being polite to her puppydog despite Claim not having a drop of noble blood in him , for a difference from their eldest brother who always sneered at Claimb)) . So Barbros survives , severely traumatized by red haired women and goblins but survives nonetheless . However with him alive it means the noble faction even while suffering heavy losses did not technically lose as badly as the royal faction that lost Gazef (the rouge new “noble” faction still happens) so despite everything and losing a sizable chunk of power they could still influence a lot of decisions and policies(especially with Barbos as crown prince and firmly on the side of one of the dukes who is actually his father in law) . So while not immediately they do eventually convince enough people to agree on not only a political marriage with the Sorcerer Kingdom(Queendom?) but also using Zannac (the second in command of the royal faction that has been taking and taking more power as he steps up as Rampoza’s health has been declining more and more since Gazef’s death) as the bargaining chip specifically . As his royal blood and position of second prince(with very little power out of the kingdom and its current politics) would make him too valuable and high-profile to simply turndown even with his lack of accomplishments , not to mention his non conformity to the beauty standards(his future wife will always proudly proclaim that her husband looks like a healthy human so any badmouthing on his appearance will be dealt with by herself ) would definitely help make him more "unappealing" . By doing this either 1)get Zannac married of to the enemy nation to what is probably a lower subordinate (in their minds Albedo if he is extremely lucky at best) while reducing the royal faction power and getting rid of what was slowly becoming their new leader or 2) they lower Zanac’s value by having his reputation damaged on how despite being a prince even the enemy nation didn't want him causing his faction to again lose power . Zantac tries resisting of course , he knows what his brother and the noble pupetiriing him were trying to do and trying to resist best he could while also managing what had become his own faction as the king’s health became worse and worse with every passing day . Eventually however he wasn't able to stop them and the decision of marrying him was made to be attempted and negotiated .

The meeting for the preparations of the marriage was understandably tense . The fact that Ainz wasn't given the plan even after discreetly asking for it (she can't be too forceful) only added more tension . Zantac is left alone in the room with the Death Incarnate Goddess that rules the enemy nation , everyone other than Ainz expected him to be dead or severely cursed by the end of the talk for wasting the undead queen’s time . However surprising everyone Zannac somehow (using his abilities to gleam insight in a person personality and even general mood) impresses Momonga and even gets her to talk about herself , the npcs and even her guildmates(while not giving what she considers vital and valuable data as she is a YYGRASIL veteran , however what she considers as valuable isn't exactly the same as him ) . So there is Zannac sitting at the table as his tea lay forgotten and already getting cold as he hears first hand stories of exploits beyond heroic or even godly and small personal funny moments of Ainz Ooal Gown and the ones she calls friends . He can clearly hear the fondness she holds for each of them but also how she always talks of them in the same voice as someone who has long since had to give his goodbyes as death took them . So he comes to the conclusion that she simply outlived them , be they dying from natural causes as their race life expectancy got to them despite the godly realm of strength they had in their hands , be they dying from battle or even something else far different (them killing each other if the rivalry of Ulbert and Touch Me is anything to go about) . She was the only one left , the one left after everything that had happened as death and time took their toll , the one left to mourn them all and take care of the children her friends left with her . So despite everything he found himself relaxing for she was far more “human” that so many of the very people he lives and talks with on the daily (the closest he could equate her to being that of widow that either genuinely loved her husband or at least had an amicable relationship with him but he died and now she is left regent of her young children and trying her hardest for them to be the best and strongest version of herself she could be) . Slowly the two became more and more at peace with the other’s presence in their own space until night started to fall and Ainz was called on from one of her maids so they called an end to this meetup . For about 2 weeks the two of them would have “tea parties" around every 2 or 3 days until the official marriage offer came , Ainz thought all of the previous meetups were for negotiation so she didn't even think of anything remotely like marriage . But she took a liking to Zannac and would rather prefer if he lived and continued keeping her company . And while she was trying to think of a way to make it happen but also not willing to make any of the girls under her care to be in a loveless marriage remembered something from Nishikirai(big fan of japanese history and would really dig into their politics) of a noble lady(Keigenii) who married herself to a subordinate . And like a quiet lightning struck her Momonga decides that yes she wouldn't mind taking Zanac as her husband , she likes him enough and it's not like she is married so all that is left is to ask him for his thoughts on it . Not to mention marrying a local who is also not only the son of the previous owner of the land , royalty (with a very decent personality and looks) and also a living human would greatly help with both the county image and help not put all social interaction on Momon and Nabe (even with improving her appearance and making herself "prettier" people still thought Momon is slowly withering away but putting a strong face) until someone does put an actual rebellion and they would be forced to use force to beat it down . And that would be an absolute PR nightmare .

When she asks the question he almost faints on the spot . not because she is at least 10 years his senior or because she is undead but because he came here on the “diplomatic” mission expecting to be married off to a lower or middle subordinate or at best part of what would probably become Prime Minister Albedo’s harem . He didn't expect to somehow have the option of becoming King Consort on the table and by said Queen none the less . And perhaps the strangest of all she asked for his opinion , not as a royal but as a person . And considering everything marrying her isn't actually a bad option at all , it would help considerably improve things for his nation and create a strong alliance between the countries . There is one problem or more so two , neither of his siblings is really fit to rule . Barbros is too easily influenced by the nobles and especially by his father in law making a puppet for the nobles , if he gets handed the country it is guaranteed to fall even deeper in its corruption which would be leading to a rebellion from the common people that would at best either make him the monarch despite being married to Lady Ainz by then or would end with Rener taking the throne and probably making Climb her consort if she doesn't flee the country with enough treasures and money to live comfortably if somewhat less opulently with Climb on her heel and call as she makes him her husband (note to self try and keep an eye on her because she would do that if she gets Claimb out of it , and knowing him unless there is a more favorable option for Rener her puppy will do literally anything she ask of him) . Rener on the other hand would be an adequate if not great monarch granted that is if she doesn't wreck the country to either get sympathy points from Climb or get out of the country . He couldn't believe he is saying this but he needs his monster of a sister on the throne , first step somehow convince her and especially Claimb that this is worth it . Then the second and third step would be to make her a possible heir in the eyes if the people and make her marrying Claimb not only possible but also celebrated .

if the people and make her marrying Claimb not only possible but also celebrated .

So he accept but only if he could first come back to the kingdom to tie loose ends aka reshuffle the fashion so his sister becomes the new head , convince the faction to let Renner eventually become the new monarch , convince both Claimb and Rener that her becoming the monarch is very good for her , plant a shit ton of seeds that would eventually allow her to officially marry Claimb (he has known for many years even if he gets a “brother in law” on paper Rener would at best ignore or more realistically terrorize the poor bastard , not to mention that he has made piece pf mind with Claimb being his actual brother in law for years now . And of anything while he pities the boy somewhat Rener could certainly have chosen far far worse) , convince father of everything that happened and finally somehow explain to everyone that yes he is going to marry the woman who who committed the Cacce massacre , killed Gazef Stronof in a 1v1 and had somehow made the villagers of Carne consider her as their actual monarch and declared such before his brother the crown prince and multiple nobles (said villagers also humiliated his brother and his lackeys as their village chef commanded a powerful army made from mostly goblins) . He got a lot of work to do in the 1 month he was allowed of the betrodalment before he is to start staying in his fiance’s country permanently while also preparing the wedding and the responsibilities that would come with being Ainz Ooal Gown’s husband . So he goes home to start the preparations of the civil war that will inevitably happen .

Rener on the other hand is experiencing Jircniv levels of stress . Because the moment her brother and Lady Ainz everything flew out the plan's path like a dragon had snatched it . Their first and only meeting was supposed to be half an hour maximum to create the illusion of developing a friendship to use later , instead their meeting literally took more than half the day . And then they continued to meet and talk until the marriage proposal and when it did rather than refusing or assigning a spy to him Lady Ainz instead offered her own hand , ever since then Lady Albedo and Sir Demiurge have been far far more hostile to her tinking she planned it somehow . She did not but apparently her brother’s ability to see underneath one’s mask no matter how carefully constructed intrigued Lady Gown enough for her to offer her hand . Then again the fact he accepted would mean she is less “monsterous” than herself , a thought simultaneously both comforting and terrifying . So now she needs to not get herself or Climb killed by the powerful demons she had made a deal with . And now she can't even use Zannac as a king of Re-este to make her life easier by having him do part of the country's management . Ainz Ooal Gown is one terrifying woman . Now hover she needs to somehow salvage this situation , get the crown of monarch despite the misogyny surrounding her , get the kingdom out of the shithole situation , make marriage to Climb either legal or so close to it that when they become a vassal it end up as such and convince everyone that what she did makes perfect sense . At least becoming allies with the Queen if Death is easier to explain with her being the new sister in law , and Zannac even came back for a little while .

A month passes in no time and Zannac goes back to the Sorcerer Kingdom to start learning , practicing and doing his duties as king consort . The hostility he was shown and given from some of them (Albedo , Demiurge and Shaltear especially) made his spine fell like his spine was made of melting ice , which is ironic as Cocytus is one of the friendliest faces he met from pantry full of poisons known as Nazarick . It was definitely hard on him at the start with everyone either testing him , trying to do the closest to sabotage they could or doubting and belittling on every turn no matter what he does . Eventually however 2 things become clear to everyone of them . 1) Zannac is willing to set aside his pride to learn and grow and is doing so at an almost alarming rate . 2) He is able to see and understand the inner workings of the Supreme One . So eventually tings calmed down , and sure its not fully done and ready . But at least no one is praying for his “accidental death” to the other Supreme Ones because a mortal not even crafted by a god is married to not only a god but Ainz Ooal Gown aka Momonga aka the goddess who charmed the other Supreme Ones so thoroughly even their creations were instilled with that love while being created .

In whatever case for the start of their honeymoon they go to the empire (without Jircniv knowing) and Ainz 1) sees dwarven craftsmanship and ask her husband if he wants to go on a short vacation searching for the dwarves (Zannac has developed a soft spot for her so he says yes even if he doesn't really like the cold) and 2) agrees to a duel with the champion (Zannac is again reminded that his wife enjoys fighting and does in fact considers it fun and as a way to destress (destress she desperately needs) and has spent at least 12 years in a highly political world where the gods constantly battled for even the smallest of thing) . 

So Jircniv gets the scare of a lifetime and immediately vassalizes and starting to talk with King Consort Zannac who is helping deal with the political side of things so his wife can enjoy her battle . The champion gets beaten and gets the fear of death instilled in him via strategy and misdirection and causing everyone else watching to understand that not only is she a terrifying caster of godly power but also a master strategies able to make even the most unadventurous of situations into victories just waiting to be understood by her prey . The Theocracy is also also terrified as an extra as not only is she a pure terror and evil god come true but she even somehow seduced (power is attractive) a human man to betray humanity(Zannac) and whatever in the Gods names she did to Emperor Jircniv .

Then they go to visit the dwarfs while leaving Demi , Albedo and Pandora to run tighs while while they are away as a teaching experience (Cocutys is governing the lizard men , Victim is to stay stationed but everyone else is allowed to participate on the training) . So on they go . Not long after they meet a dwarf and tings go as cannon from there . Zannac isnt really socializing and letting his wife be in her element as she charms people and teaches Shaltear (and also him) . The dragons still get subjigated and Zannac and his growing husband side is cherring on the as the patriach dragon is getting slightly tortured after he demanded his wife take her clothes off (the pervert can die and everyone else in Nazarick will agree if not say the overgrown lizard should have been tortured more after what he said and for daring to even daring hint of trying to steal from the Supreme One) , along with side eyeing the the first dragon they meet for making them spare the 3 matriachs (at least there are gonna be more dragons fpr whatever his wife decides to use them for and if they have excess tehy can always give them to Demiurge(he knows what Demiurge did in the “happy farm” and made Ainz also aware of it (they spun her intrewing from the start as her “waiting intil he sees how uneficent it is on his own” ) , from then on the 7th floor guardian was forbidden from using children(especially since it makes absultutly no difference in quality) and had anasticia as the norm with the lack of it reserved only for those who made Nazarick their enemy(And no Demiurge that does not include civilians or children))) . At least Zannac got new paperweights from the Dwarven vault .

Demiurge was eventually allowed to start the Holy Kingdom operation so it commences . Eventually it happens the paladins come . Out of everything that happened with the first meeting he can say 2 tings with absolute certainty 1) Ramidius Castodio is abusing one of the squares (the one that after a quick background check showed that not only is she the daughter of the Pabel Baraja The Black(the man might have been killed by Demiurge but there is still a reason why he was stationed where he was and why he was killed first when the invasion happened) but also the closest thing their ragtag group has to a scout and navigator) simply because she wasn't personally present when their capital was attacked (she was considered not mentally fit to be stationed in the capital then after having just lost her father as is protocole in the Holy Kingdom) but also 2) the square is already on her way to develop a crush on his wife (he once believed in that “the undead are unlovable and incapable of seducing anyone other than a necropilliacs" however either it is not true or his wife is again the exception to the rule considering just how many people she has unknowingly made fall in love with her) . In whatever case she goes with the plan they made and created a “mising/dead Ainz” situation so the Tomb , nation and himself could train for a real case of it happening and making themselves more independent . A few months later his wife comes home with an unsuccessful magic rune business venture and somehow having obtained a cult that the leabian square has created in her honor , the square has also shifted her romantic attention and interest from his wife to Shizu and is instead worshiping Ainz as the Godesse she is . Hoever now he has one more fucking zealot to manage as if the Tomb wasnt enough .

Then while things were quiet and things were going to plan an idiot named Philip made himself known by attacking their caravans transporting food relief to the Holy Kingdom and stealing said food . He had to be the one to act as a diplomate as had they send Albedo there again not only would she have taken his father’s head (doesn't matter if she and everyone else in nazarick know that Ainz views them as her children and so they in turn began looking at her as their mother Godesses that graciously stayed with them because of her love for them evn when they werent different than a low level golem someone moddeled to look better but changed noting else (NPC are literally a bunch of children abandoned by their parents with only Momonga staying with them so for them to hear that they were loved even when they were so much less would simultaneously break something in them and heal so much more and even add more weight on the fact Momonga stayed with them intil the end of the world because for Momonga it was just the end of a game , a beloved game but still just a game , where for the NCPs it was their entire existence) and as a result acknoawed him as their step-father and therefore making Rapposa their granparent ) she would also take at least a 100 more heads as compensation and retribution for messing her plan . Thankfully no blood was shed and no war with the Sorcerer Kingdom happened . Instead the civil war reaches its boiling point so much faster and forces Rener to take an ever stronger and bigger stance and role on the scene she made . So she became even more aggressive resulting in a much more bloody fight for the throne she eventually won . The hardest part of the civil war was ironically all the propaganda she had to do on not only her "righteous" opposition on her eldest brother "supporting"(they cant let Nazarick do what they want or it will undermine the noble’s authority) the criminal who stole from caravans meant for the still recovering Noble Kingdom after they had to suffer not only losing their ruler but also suffer under Yaldabaoth .

How she cant let her eldest brother start a war after their brother was wed to prevent a war such as this . Even how she needs to up and up Claim’s image so when she gets the crown she could wither outright marry him or at least making it possible down the line . When she takes the throne she does indeed take him as her consort . And to the surprise of some he excels in it far more than in being a warrior despite not having classes for government or bureaucracy (i remember him having a “perfect memory" or something of that caliber not as in a “Telent” but more like how Albedo is incredibly intelligent despite being a tank(and how there wasn't even an intelligence stat in YYGRASIL) . That coupled with his absolute loyalty to Rener above everyone and everything else , no family connections (wich are for the first time in his life a bonus) and being one of the kingdom’s strongest (aka Rener always has a bodyguard with herself even when she sleeps) makes him the perfect pick for Rener’s consort . The PR campaign wasn't smooth or fast but it was more than with it , especially now that his absolute devotion and love so deep even lust couldn't even hope to corrupt has become public knowledge . She spun the story of how on one cold raining day a boy and girl met and how from then on their love grew as the gild , a princess constantly tried to improve the common’s people lives and help their struggles for the boy who took her heart suffered from those same unjust laws and unfair systems in place , of how the boy grown still faces challenges everyday from people who constantly try to tear him down and call him unworthy and how he still continues to grow and improve to be of any use even if slightly more to the young woman to whom his everything belongs to . A story of how despite how both the princess and her knight grew to love the other , of how the princess couldn't be with her knight less he loses his life from the nobles’s jealousy and closemindedness , of how the knight couldn't be with his lady less he create even more problems for her and even put her in danger from those so obsessed with blood they wouldn't hesitate to slit the princess’s throat for “daring dirty her blood for loving a peasant bastard” . A love story of how finally after so many strategies the princess had had enough and rose to take her future in her hands and how her knight followed his lady for he would do so to hell and back with no hesitation if she commanded so . A love story of how the princess stopped her foolish eldest brother from “spitting” on their wise and kind despite not looking so brother who married an actual monster to protect their kingdom . A love story of how in the end they both were victorious and after all of the fights finally succeed to let the princess take the crown with her father not only giving her the title of monarch but even giving his blessing on her marriage to the one who was always on her side no matter what after that fateful day , her loyal knight . And how even now both of them are working so hard to make the Kingdom a better place . Or at least that is the version the general public was pegged for and made themself , a revolution with a good and righteous story is far easier to accept than a younger sister killing her brother and the other nobles because they were in her way to marry her ever loyal puppy knight who would not stop worshiping her even if she dirties her hands on innocent blood before his eyes . Yeah the fairytale version is far easier to stomach and accept than the one closer to reality . In whatever case 1) Re-sete has a competent monarch that also has loyalty to Nazarick and 2) Zantac’s and Ainz’s brother-in-law could have been far far worse(even if Claimb could have done better) . 

Another encounter? And much to deliberate.

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I can't friggin wait for the overlord movie!!!! 😡

AINZ AND SEAL