Look at my team, we are not beating any dragons bruh
| Xbalanque, Ochkan | Lianca, Yupanqui | Ixquieh, Ahpub | Uenuku, Maghan | Hineila, Starcaller |
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Look at my team, we are not beating any dragons bruh
| Xbalanque, Ochkan | Lianca, Yupanqui | Ixquieh, Ahpub | Uenuku, Maghan | Hineila, Starcaller |

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Lore characters as modern things concepts or ideas
Decarabian is those flock spy camera that are being up around right now
Nameless bard is the act of dismantling those cameras and selling the parts for money
Amos is those true crime podcasts, but she’s not the one listening or narrating them no she is the criminal they are talking about
Red haired warrior is reluctantly holding someone’s hair back while they throw up
Remus is singing along to a musical sound track while driving
Scylla is the friend trying to stop said singing friend from accidentally driving off the road
Deshret is impulsively spending money on stupid shit instead of saving it to pay bills and taxes
Nabu malikata is getting High and then starting to contemplate the nature of your existence which ends up sending you into a depressive spiral
Lianca is those soccer mom with those mini vans running someone over. If she activity choice to hit you then you had it coming
Yupanqui is the idea of your jobless friend on a Tuesday morning doing crazy shit for no reason
Maghan is the act of buying new books despite not having finished reading those books you bought in the past, my friend your library books are overdue
Ahpub is the action of punching your wall out of anger, then hurting you hand and then deciding to punch your pillow instead
Ixquieh is going into your siblings room just to annoy them and then when they ask you what you want, you just walk away
Uenuku is that Lisa frank dolphin picture accompanied with the song “I just want to be part of you symphony”
Och kan is taking those “am I gay tests” and everytind the answer is “yes” he says the test is wrong and gives it a bad review
Xbalanque feels like those scammy “hey boss babe do you want to start your company”
Ineffa would put on frozen “do you want to build a snowman” in order to try to reconcile with c-11
C-11 is the act of turning that song off and breaking the tv while making direct eye contact with c-11
C-10 aka Ajaw is bullying kids on that Roblox game “work at a pizza place”
Ixlel is bullying someone in the Pinterest comments while chewing gum
Koitar is the rage of being in a super noisy classroom with a awful teacher while also not understanding the subject
The voyager is the action of accident making mustard gas because you mixed all the chemicals under the sink together
Nibelung is stretching out on the bed slowly consuming the space that your partner is siting in ending with you taking up the entire bed and your partner ends up sleeping on the floor
Phanes feels like sitting under a heating blanket with a heating pad and taking a nap while dreaming of how you would take revenge on those who wronged you (probably what they are doing right now)
it's so tragically ironic to me that one of the reason Och-Kan was so devoted is because Xbalanque showed him compassion. which led Och-Kan to view Xbalanque as the kindest and gentlest being ever
but the more you read Natlan lore the more you start to wonder if Xbalanque was truly this kind, gentle, too pure for this world soul that Och-Kan saw him as, or if he wasn't above sacrificing him and a lot of others for the collective hope [spoiler: definitely the second more than the first]
meanwhile, the ones who actually genuinely loved and cared about Och-Kan - Lianca, Yupanqui, and possibly Ahpub if we want - he had barely any qualms sacrificing in Xbalanque's name. worse, they all were kind of led to their deaths by him, even if it was more indirect for the latter two
and this is what gets to me the most. he latched to someone who maybe saw him as more of a hope for the future than anything else, for being soo kind to him, but ignored or [got] killed the people who actually loved him without anything resembling an ulterior motive.
how did i get here
Drawing idea that I have but don’t feel like drawing yet:
(Occurs prior to everyone killing Xiuhcoatl)
Och-kan “Brethren I have something I must confess… …I am attracted to men”
The sign says “dragons are okay!!” Lianca is wearing a shirt saying “my adopted mom is a dragon actually”. Ahpub did not want to come. Yupanqui is holding a cake with the Wales flag on it. Ixquieh, Uenuku, Hinelia, Dinga and/or the Starcaller are also doing something in the picture (I have not figured out what yet). Xbalanque is nowhere to be seen and no one knows where he is

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Tired of Roblox for today so y’all get charts:
(do i add the OG charts???)
Coming back from my hiatus just to post this one poll. (Sorry for @carmendeiact2whenplz and my other moots, I'm ghosting ya'll didn't I😭🙏 I'm locking in for my university entrance examination, wish me luck)
Does/Did Och-Kan deserve his friends?
Yes
No
Nuances (comments)
Lore characters as songs based on vibes
Decarabian - the ballad of Sara berry (35mm a musical exhibition)
Remus - viva la vida (Coldplay)
Deshret - everybody loves me ( one republic)
Och kan - first love/ late spring (mitski)
Surtalogi - that beautiful sound (from beetle juice the musical)
Vedrfolnir - notre dame ( Paris Paloma)
Hroptatyr and pierro - your nothing without me (from city of angels)
Rerir - sin eater (Penelope Scot)
Rhinedottir - dirty desire (utada)
I just picture her dancing to this while conducting unethical experiments
Crepus - smooth operator (by Sade)
Frederica - not strong enough (by boy genius)
Lianca - manchild (Sabrina carpenter)
Listen, picture her just beating the shit out of her son and Och kan to this song and you will get it
Yupanqui - because I’m awesome (the dollyrots)
Ahpub - the phoenix (fall out boy)
Ixquieh - love and war (from yellow claw)
Maghan - this is how I disappear (MCR)
Uenuku - I’m not in love (from 10cc)
Our lord and savior xbalanque. - American idiot (by Green Day)
Kiotar - chains of love ( charlie xcx)
The voyager - like real people do (hoizer)
Rauthvangi - Rasputin
I will never stop making this joke
Nibelung - the mind electric (it’s from miracle Musical)
Phanes - kiss me son of god ( they might be giants)
I will never stop talking about this song
Alice - blow (kesha)
Ivanovna - above the Chinese restaurant (laufey. This women is a expert at making me cry)
Andersdotter - Kiki’s song ( by Mree)
Barbeloth- Caribbean blue ( from enya)
Nicole - ethereal ( Txmy)