#aha!!!!!!

1 - Which is your favourite 1980s action movie? oh god i'm already failing. when did indiana jones come out. can i say indiana jones?

I LOVE INDIANA JONES

2 - A crazy doctor wants to hybridise your DNA; which animal would you want to be fused with?

TERROR BIRD

3 - A crazy doctor wants to hybridise your DNA; given your luck, which animal would the doctor actually fuse you with?

4 - Would human beings look like sci-fi horror movie monsters to an alien species? that depends on your canon!!!!! are these star trek aliens or Alien aliens or The Thing aliens GOD I LOVE THE THING

5 - Does YOLO mean you shouldn’t care about how dangerous a cool thing is because you won’t get a second time around to try it, or that you should be extra careful to avoid dangerous situations because life has no restart when it’s game over? i live in a constant state of fear so the second one

6 - Am I real or a figment of your imagination? you're a very convincing impression of an imaginary person

7 - Are jellyfish the ickiest creatures? noel would literally strangle me if i said yes literally

8 - Which is more important: Education or experience? (In bed?) I DONT KNOW BECAUSE IM A VIRGIN AHAHAHA

9 - If you became supreme ruler of the world, which law would you pass first? the one that lets me get a lot of money and freedom to do whatever i want without actually having to do anything

10 - If you became supreme ruler of the world, would you increase or decrease taxes worldwide? i read the word "taxes" and the anti-politics center of my brain put everything on emergency standby

11 - If you became supreme ruler of the world, would you laugh manically at least once? i do this on a daily basis