#agriche

Now that Radish is officially dead, here is a link to all of the officially translated novel of Roxana or How to Protect the Female Lead's Older Brother by Kin with the italics! You can now only officially support the novel on Tapas. But I hate that my free chapters are only open for 72 hours and that the last like 77 episodes you have to pay for unlike Radish. So I copied all of the novel into docs and epubs in the style of the physical Korean novels. Volumes 1-4 plus a version with all of the volumes in one with a table of contents.

Featuring: The Agriche Family

Plot: You have been working under the Agriches for all your life. The family held you on an extremely high pedestal of excellence. After all, you are their beloved servant.

Cw: yandere!Agriche family x GN!reader, ooc characters (obvi), unhealthy habits

A/N: I was re-reading 'The Way To Protect The Female Lead’s Older Brother' and this idea just kinda spawned from it.

LANTE AGRICHE:

Lante had originally hired your then pregnant mother to work for his family since she was one of the best and most submissive servants he's met. He also hired her because of the fact that she was pregnant, which meant that he would have another servant working under him for free. Since you grew up surrounded by insanity, blood, gore and death, you were quite used to it by the time you had turned 16. He decided that he would have you accompany him and son, Dion, on beast hunting whenever your schedule was open. You also went along just to get some practice in and build some muscle. He is forever surprised at how strong you are and kinda admires your strength and power.

SIERRA AGRICHE:

Sierra was very close with your mother and actually became best friends with even before you were born! She loved spending time with you and would spend hours upon hours speaking about you with you. Whenever you left her side, she felt a feeling of paranoia go ever her in waves, which gets stronger the longer you are away from her. When you would return to her, she would try and beg you to never leave her side again as she was worried that you would get hurt (even though you could take out a fully grown man with one punch in the jaw).

MARIA AGRICHE:

You were often ordered to help at Maria's many tea parties. The only reason why you did not die when you were younger for making any mistakes was because you had a cute round face that Maria just swooned at. She would sometimes even pinch your cheeks so hard that it would turn red and swollen. One time, when you made an accident by spilling some tea on the ground, your mother slapped you on the back of your head for doing that. Maria, having seen all of this, grew furious with your mother and banished her to forever live in the dungeons of the estate. Maria consoled you afterwards and even taught you how to maintain a better posture so that an accident like this would not happen again.

DION AGRICHE:

Dion and you grew up together, since the both of you were close in age and had similar hobbies and opinions. Dion always liked training with you and whenever you would beat him, he would always just smile and admit defeat with a kind grin on his face. Later, when he started going through puberty, he developed a massive crush on, but because he is just such a great actor, you never noticed or just didn't care to acknowledge it. One day, Dion ordered that you get dressed up in your finest clothes, and when you were done, he snapped a photo of you and placed it in a long golden locket he specially bought just for this.

GRIZELDA AGRICHE:

Grizelda has had a special attachment to you. She loves it when you do her hair in the mornings and trains with you in the afternoons. Whenever you were ordered to feed the beasts, she would stand in the corner and just admire you the whole time, she knew that you were strong enough to survive without her assistance. Grizelda sometimes makes you take walks with her by the greenhouses and the two of you just talk about anything and everything that there is to be spoken about.

ROXANA AGRICHE:

Roxana saw you as a figure of power and skill. She would watch as you would drag toys by their hair with one arm to the dungeons for one of her unnamed half siblings to play with. When the poisonous butterflies hatched, even though it caused her a lot of pain, she would always have at least one of them near you that she can keep updated on your whereabouts. When the two of you were younger, she loved it when every night, you pull up a chair and read her bedtime story so that she sleep better. After her brother died during the test, she would cling to you where ever you were to keep you safe and sound. Sometimes, when she was in a good mood, she would let you play and style her hair, it calmed her down and made her feel content.

JEREMY AGRICHE:

Jeremy actually picked up his cheekiness from you when he was still young and impressionable. No matter where you are, Jeremy can and will find you. He is always clinging onto your arm while you do your everyday tasks. Whenever you go beast hunting with his father and older brother, he would always cry and beg that you wouldn't go so that you could stay with him. But when Dion forcefully places you on your horse, he is cursing at his brother like he is in a bar fight. Once you arrive back with your winnings, he praises you and your skill and beg you to teach him so that he can become strong just like you, his role-model.

CHARLOTTE AGRICHE:

Charlotte is an attention hog, even more that Jeremy if that's possible. She loves watching you drag toys as if they don't weigh anything. To put it simple, you're her torture buddy. When the new toy went to her older sister instead of her, she went crying to you while you were sleeping to try and gain your sympathy. You honestly just comforted her so that she could let you sleep in peace. Whenever you show off even an ounce of her strength, she claims you as hers and will comment stuff like, 'That's my assistant!'

“𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐝~”

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𝐓𝐖: 𝐆𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠.

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲... 𝐈𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭, 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝(𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬) 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐇𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝(𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝) 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐝!

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲...𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟, 𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐚𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦? 𝐔𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮!

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(𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐮€𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡!)

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𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐥(𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐗𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐱 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨!) , 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲(𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐨𝐧) 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞! 𝐈𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫? <𝟑

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲 . . . 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝟏𝟏/𝟏𝟎 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐢𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝! (𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬! 𝐄𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭! 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭! 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐛𝐭𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞~)

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𝐁𝐮𝐭! 𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞, (𝐘𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐚) 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 <𝟑 (𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 :( 𝐨𝐡 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧)

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Paring; Dion agriche x reader

I’d like to say this is sort of a 700 special, but I guess im pretty late. Special thanks to @acuriousmoon for not only drafting this, but always helping me get into the writing spirit when I help her with her works. Shes truly amazing, and i dont think i’d be able to progress without her.

The sounds of the flapping of the butterflies’ wings was extremely loud— the sound of thousands of poisonous butterflies echoed through the halls, along with the sudden ‘oong’ sound of the magic circle.

You’d frozen dead in your tracks. One second you’d been standing behind Dion while walking with Lant and Roxana, and the next, Lant had been coughing up blood while suffering in a magic circle while Roxana sat atop a gorgeous throne that only Lant sat on.

You felt a presence cling onto your cloak, tiny hands shaking and face hiding into your clothes.

Lant Agriche was a very simple and clear man—he believed in in the foreign concept of, ‘to kill or to be killed,’ and he lived by cruel terms; ‘Affection was a weakness’, as, ‘there is no need for it either’.All he wanted was the money and power there was to wield instead.

That very high and noble man was wheezing on the floor, screaming at Roxana and His son.

His son.

Your husband. The man who had given you the child that was clinging to you, afraid of what his father would do.Even you didnt know what he was going to do.

“Kill…her..”, Lant was coughing up blood after screaming so much, his eyes traveling to Dion. Your entire body shook. What would he do?You turned to Roxana, who watched Dion with amusement. Who would he choose? His wife and son, or His father?

“Erm..Dion, honey, come here.” You swallowed a lump in your throat with every pause. What if he decided he didnt need you anymore? What about your son?

“Dion, darling, please.” Contrary to your poker face earlier,you had shown your concern on your face.

He just stared at you, motionless. But instead of helping the head of Agriche who was angrily bawling for his help and sheathing his sword, he slowly walked across the hall towards you and your son. He ignored his father’s outcries as his gloved hand grabbed yours, placing a small kiss on the gloved dorsal side of your hand,His gaze and expression remained cold, but his words sent warmth down your spine.

“I am at your mercy.”

Roxana Agriche x GN!Reader

Tw: kidnapping, tortures, injuries, threats, obsession, manipulation, stalking, invading privacy

Povtober 2023, Day 16 [Masterlist]

Dion, holding multiple bags:

Y/n, reaching out her hand to help him carry the bags:

Dion, aggressively moving all the bags to one arm so that he could hold Y/n’s hand:

Y/n: I want to know... if I died would you get married again..?

Dion: Thats a bullshit question, I wouldn’t let you die.

Y/n: What if it was outside your control- Like I got murdered or maybe cancer??

Dion: I would march down into hell and drag you back out

Y/n: What if I was in peace in the afterlife and didn’t want to come back?

Dion: I don’t care what you want. You think i’m living without you?

Dion: You crazy?

Y/n: Aw, wait-

Y/n: Why did you just assume I would go to hell-?

Dion: Have you met yourself?

Dion: Your a heinous bitch, thats why I love you