#agent canis

Clef: No but i could probably win if I stabbed him first

Kondraki: No and I would probably NOT win if I stabbed him first

Gears: yeah he's old. Could probably break his arm off if I tried

Iceberg: yes because he's a nice guy and nice guys always finish last

Rights: 50/50

Cimmerian: yes because he's works in the foundation equivalent of HR and those guys are pussies

Diogenes: 50/50

Draven: absolutely not

Talloran: absolutely. Bro has skinny arms. Whatre they gonna do? Angst me to death??

Lament: probably not but I like to imagine his gf would walk by and it would work like a stun grenade, allowing me to win.

Light: idk anything about her isn't she an angel or something lol my ass is not winning

Canis: no and he would break my arms off and store them in a drawer filled with other people's arms

Crow: um....

Glass: I'd say a 40/60 chance (with him in the lead) like, he's a psychologist and those guys are pussies BUT he did do field work back in the day so idk maybe he still has the muscles trained or whatever

Diogenes: 50/50

King: yes because I would actually sneak a bunch of apple seeds under my fingernails so when he looks at my hand he starts screaming and crying and forfeits

….really.