A bit of a dumb story, I haven't been very inspired but I'm trying to not funnel my energy into unsatisfying AI RP. Hope you like it ^^'
"Hey, boy. Would love to know more about you. 1m80, 72kg, very masc, shaved head, hairy bod."
And an accompanying picture showing a fitting-shaped man. The only apparent things in his look that he did not mention are the short beard, the sunglasses and the leather get-up ‒ though one can assume he does not wear that at all time.
What a DM to receive right when I contemplate going to bed. Who the hell present themselves with physical stats right off the bat to one who is basically a complete stranger ? Especially someone who is as built and attractive to a huge portion of submissive-inclined gays ? In which world would someone like that have to send his profile around to complete strangers outside a dating app ?
It is laughable. The catfishing is so obvious, yet this is not a dating app ! And to add insult to injury, he ticks off all my turn-offs ! The nerves of some…
But then an idea crosses my mind.
I am very horny after that climbing session, and I haven’t had the opportunity to expunge it from my system yet.
So… why not entertain him ?
"Hey, woow, such an attractive guy talking to me is that real ???"
I laugh.
"Yes, boy… you like people like me, right ? ^^ ‒ Absolutely !!! I looooove clean-shaven people like you !!!"
I imagine his beard receding down under his skin, soon enough all the pores they grew out of close back up, safe for a few ones around his mouth that are religiously shaved. I think about him putting his hand on his face, and instead of finding his nice beard ‒ or rather neckbeard ‒ he finds clear skin and is shocked… but decides to roll with it.
"Hahah, I’m glad, boy ! That pic I sent was quite old, I still had my beard, but I’m glad you have a good eye ;P ‒ I loooove guys like you, so I knew you’d be clean-shaven, now ! You all are sooo good at keeping track of the trends ! ‒ Indeed ! Well, boy, what do you like else on me ? ‒ I love your body hair ! Especially how it is placed only on hot locations, like the treasure trail, the pubes and the armpits ^^"
I hope by now he’s getting afraid, and starting to reconsider bothering me with a catfish as he sees his wild body hair ‒ likely his only "hot attribute", even if fully abandonned ‒ receding down. Nothing remains on his arms, nothing remains on his legs, only a big bush in his pubes and armpits, as well as a tasty treasure trail. Yummy.
"Yeah" I smile. He is getting second thoughts ! But don’t worry, random guy, it’s only the beginning !
"Oh and I loooove your build ! I like people with an athletic swimmer’s build, who go to the gym regularly but don’t try to bulk up ! Don’t get me wrong, bulk builds are hot… but toned is where it’s at !"
I smile as I imagine his body deflating, his muscles ‒ or rather belly ‒ falling closer to the bones and firming up. I’d love to see his shoulders pop out with his pecs as abs carve themselves around his navel and his biceps and triceps swell a bit. God, I should be with him watching him freak the fuck out and being half grateful half pleading for everything to stop ! I do not usually have that dominant streak to me, but I like having fun from time to time…
"Dude what are you doing to me !"
Ah, "dude". I’m sure he’s noticing his change of speech patterns just as he sent that message. A nice side-effect.
"what the hell bro i don’t talk like that !" He continues, before again sending another message. "fckin hell bruh, i didnt mean to write it lik that man !"
Hah, his writing quality is degrading so fast ! I’m pretty sure he’s soon going to be dropping some Gen Z slang to sound cool ! And I’m not even doing anything to encourage that, I guess the jockish affirmations have been enough for him to transform himself ! I don’t know how old he was, but I’m sure by the end of it he’ll be around my age, heheheh !
"Nothing ! I’m just admiring you ! :P" I troll him before going for the killing blow. "I especially love your hair, I love that cap hairstyle, it’s so popular on Tiktok !!!!"
He doesn’t answer immediately, I assume as his scalp first starts itching, and then tufts of blonde hair sprout in a fluffy mess. I prefer imagining it coming out from the bald cranium of the guy whose picture he sent me, but I must admit it likely filled up his heavily receding hairline ‒ menkind’s worst curse by far. The hair however quickly starts behaving itself as the strands arrange one another towards the front, where they hang above his eyes, when suddenly… WOOSH ! The hair flies upwards to create a straight band of fluffy mess, like the stiff bill of a baseball cap.
The perfect cringy haircut, fit for a cringy guy who tried to catfish me and somehow ended up looking like what I assume is a hottie.
"bro wth did u do i look so fckn good no cap" Fuck that’s too hot ! "dude can u make me write normally tho its bad for my rizz fr"
Hilarious ! Unfortunately I can’t do anything for him, it’s what I wanted ! But let me just make a few final adjustments…
"Don’t worry, you might not like it but it flatters the smart guys and the nice guys you’re so into ! You love how they’re smarter than you, and they love to get the attention of a hot guy like you !"
I can feel the neurons pouring out of his brain as I wait for his answer. This way, he can reverse catfish !
"fck dude ur so smart ! like bruh im kinda dumb but ur like at another level broski ! ‒ Haha thanks ! By the way, do you have another pic ? I don’t want you to be catfishing me ! ‒ sure !"
He turned out perfect. God I’ve outdone myself, his hair is poking out just right in front of the backwards cap that likely materialized on his head ! I didn’t expect the rest of his stuff to shift accordingly. However, I’m fully taken by the chain that wrapped around his neck and the fancy iPhone he took this picture with. I guess, now, he’s become my type !
"Wow you look sooooo hot !" This time I’m not even sarcastic. ‒ thx bro ! u look good too !" I didn’t send him my pic. "wanna swing by mine and suck my dick ?"
Oh, I think there’s been a misunderstanding.
"Uh… I’m actually a top… what do you feel about sucking my dick ? ‒ fck dude id love that !"
A job well done.












