#age chart

Yesterday in my Eva birthday post I was talking about how in the Labubu AU (where they all just go to school and there is no killing game and its all beautiful and sweet) Eva would turn 20 and yadda yadda yadda.

I dont know If anyone cares, but for my own organization, and In case anyone is curious, THIS is how I personally see their ages and birth years (I MADE A CHART):

(Please tell me its just the preview that is all blurry because if this is how it gets uploaded i will crash out).

I highlighted the birth months of those who would be turning a year older in the months after their arrival to the academy in August of 2024 (as mentioned in my Eva Birthday post).

Then I figured out how old they would all turn in 2026 based on this, just like I did with Eva, which helped me make THIS, SMALLER CHART:

Here the order is not by age, but order of birthday within the year. Seeing these ages is insane actually what do you MEAN Toshiko is turning 17 this year (Im delusional).

Just generally there are many conclusions that I reached WITH THIS LOGIC (Im not acting like theyre cannon, Im just talking about THIS SPECIFIC PROCESS) that kinda contradict how we see some characters in canon which is so weird. For example:

The fact that Diana is actually just the same age as Damon, Mark and Eva, just born a later in the year 2006. In terms of school generations I guess she would be a year behind depending on the system...

Similar to the last one, Kai and Ingrid are 2005 babies just like Cass, Eloise and Ulysses. Just later the year (Which also means Kai is the youngest our of the 19-year olds by the end of 2024. Stupid fuck-ass baby/affectionate).

((This is super HC territory but it also means FUCKING KAI would spend his 2024 19th birthday MISERABLE, BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID, FUCK ASS BOYFRIEND DAMON MAITSU, IM LOSING MY MIND-))

Equally, Desmond is from the very end of 2003, which makes him older than Grace and Jett who are from mid-2004. him being right below Jean is only a tad bit wierd for me IDK why

SAME FEELING as the last one for the fact that Wenona is older than Jean by a considerable time, being born in October 2002, while Jean is from July 2003.

Toshiko turning the same age as Diana when she entered the academy in 2026.... :)

- Also the fact that she is the closest in birth year to me, because I used to think Diana was a 2007 baby and she is in fact not, so that's that.

The fact that Wolfgang would have turned 23 later in 2024, just a few months after arriving at the academy actually wrenches my heart. Same feeling for Eva, her 19th birthday would have started their second semester off and it would have been so sweet :(

This also means that in 2026 they would all probably start making jokes about Wolfgang "pushing 30" cause hes turning 25 (I dont know why I find "pushing 30" jokes so funny, escpecially when made towards people turning like 20 (o sea nada que ver)).

Me making this was also catalyzed by the fact that I saw the trend where they ask people "What year where you born in" and when they start with "19" they place pictures of the dinosaurs and shit. But then I realized no one would say "19--". Except probably Tozu and Mara (who in this case are just um. their teachers.)

I dont wanna spoil the birthday art I want to make for all of them, but you KNOW Im gonna make fun about those turning 21 this year especially Cassidy. Also Ulysses is turning 21 god damn.

Also yes the Labubu thing IS cannon and kind of the base of this entire idea. Do with that information what you may.

Some may be wrong and I may change some later......but then again this isn't meant to be taken seriously.

Here's Kris' Age Chart

Kris from around age 7 or 8 up until age 20. They swap their kid stripes for solid color shirts when they turn 18, as per Monster custom.

I tried to make a set with them showing their eyes like I did for Frisk, but it just ended up looking weird, so I'll leave that one below the cut instead