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Modern AU agaster (click for better quality)
I'm havin fun with Never!agatha au
Part 1
y'all i uh. made an agaster playlist!! (it's about damn time) ik! you guys should sound off in the notes what songs you think i should put on there. and also follow and like the playlist and boost this within an inch of your lives. â€ïž
[SGE YouTube Saga, 3/?]
"my mascara is gone like Aric" and "the mf is now my future husband" represent perhaps the peak of my literary production

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agaster in a high school au? if you know heathers... that would be very nice...
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO LISTEN TO JAMIE MUSCATO FOR TWO HOURS STRAIGHT
All the dialogue from Hesterâs first line onwards comes from the Heathers musical.
***
Somehow, this wasnât what Agatha had imagined meeting her first love would be like.
The new girl didnât look too remarkable - a skinny kid in a big, bulky black trench coat, poring over a beaten-up copy of The Catcher in the Rye. Agatha had barely noticed her at first; though Sophie certainly had some things to say.
âLook at that hairdo.â she snickered, drumming her scarlet fingernails on the table. âLooks like she cut it with a kitchen knife then dyed it with Kool-aid.â
Agatha forced a laugh, hoping it sounded natural enough to pass under Sophieâs radar. Of course, it didnât.
Sophie narrowed her eyes, then threw back her head and laughed. âOh, Agatha, youâre not still upset about Dotty Dumptruck, are you?â She cupped her cheek and gazed at Agatha with all the friendly humour of a shark about to dismember its next victim. âI didnât know you were so attached to her.â
Her words were light, but the underlying threat was glaringly obvious in the gleam of her predatory green eyes. Agatha sighed. âNo, youâre right. It was funny.â She smiled tightly.
Sophie regarded her for another moment, then leant back, smoothing down her fitted red blazer. She slid her lunch tray across the table. âBe a sweetheart and take this to the trash for me, will you?â
Nodding dutifully, Agatha picked up the tray and made for the bins, hopping over Japethâs leg, which was outstretched in a half-hearted attempt to trip her. She snatched a glance at the new girl, who was perched on the abandoned bench next to the food bin, but she was engrossed in her book. Sighing, she swept Sophieâs half-eaten salad into the metal bin and turned away.
âYou shouldnât have bowed down to them.â
Agatha froze. The voice had come from behind her; a drawl that was spoken so quietly it should have been barely audible, and yet somehow still carried over the clamour and noise of the cafeteria. She turned - the new girl still had her head bent over her book, though it couldnât have been anyone else. âTheyâre going to crush that girl.â she added, still not looking up.
Agatha frowned. âIâm sorry, what?â
The girl briefly met Agathaâs gaze, and she felt her stomach flutter. Her eye colour was nothing remarkable - a deep brown, the colour of murky black coffee - but there was something arresting about them; they seemed to contain an endless depth, a glimmer of something just below the surface. âClearly, you've got a soul. You've just got to work harder at keeping it clean.â She tilted her head with a catâs grace. âWe are all born marked for evil.â
Agatha could have laughed at the absurdity of the situation as her brain struggled to make sense of what the girl said. The latter smirked, rising to her feet and moving past her, head still buried in the pages of her book. Agatha whirled around, shaking her head incredulously.
âOkay, donât just quote Baudelaire at me and walk away.â The girl threw a smirk over her shoulder, and Agatha took a step forward, emboldened. âExcuse me? I didnât catch your name.â
The girl turned back to her, hooking her spare hand in the pocket of her coat. âWell I didnât throw it.â Agatha dug her nails into her palms, feeling herself flush from head to toe. She wanted to dance around the canteen in the most unladylike way possible, but she opted to play it cool, bringing her hand up to her hip. She had just opened her mouth to fire something back at the unnamed girl when the hulking figures of Aric and Japeth loomed up behind her.
Japeth leered over the girlâs shoulder, forcing his face up into her space. âHey sweetheart. What did your girlfriend say when you told her you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?â
The girl said nothing, simply flicking the page.
Aric knocked on her head, forcing her to duck away and finally give him her attention. âMy buddy here asked you a question.â
The girl laughed wryly. She turned to Japeth with a cool, untouchable ease. âI donât know what your problem is, butâŠâ she slid a bookmark between the pages with thin, scarred fingers, snapping the book shut in her hand. âI bet itâs really hard for you to pronounce.â
Agatha couldnât contain a stunned laugh as the cafeteria filled with low whistles. Japethâs face contorted with rage.
âHold her arms.â he growled. Aric was there in an instant, pinning her arms back as Japeth swung at her face, but before Agatha could cry out sheâd wrested herself from his grip and knocked him upside the head with her book, elbowing Japeth in the chin as he lunged for her.
Everything seemed to happen at once. The air filled with delighted screams and suddenly both boys were struggling up from the ground, the girl wiping a trail of blood from her lip. Agatha knew she shouldnât be watching, but this kid - damn. She seemed to come alive while fighting - hair ruffled and falling in her face, grin wild and ecstatic, eyes lit from within with an entrancing savagery.
Agatha didnât know how long the girl would last against the two biggest jocks in the school, but if she survived, Agatha would definitely be asking her out as soon as possible.
***
Hope you enjoyed it! I got really enthusiastic about this one so I hope it didnât get too rambly.
My SGE Ship Rankings
The God Tier:
Nicphie
Enemies to Lovers dynamic, theyâre also rivals.
Thereâs no canon evidence because Soman was writing the Hicola/Hophie love triangle, but if you look at their personalities objectively, they would make a great pairing.Â
takes Hort out of the picture.Â
Nicola is the only person who can challenge Sophie. Agatha lets Sophie do whatever because like,, thatâs her best friend. Tedros goes back and forth between allies and distrusting her but Agatha stops him from throwing hands. Hort is a doormat. However, Nicolaâs LITERAL INTRODUCTION was that sheâs strong, super smart, and says exactly what she thinks.Â
I think they look good together, aesthetic wise.Â
Thereâs probably a LOT of banter and bickering and overall being fed up of one another.Â
The only reason you wouldnât ship Nicphie is that you either donât like Nicola, or you stan Hophie.Â
The Cool Tier:
Agaster
Goth Girlfriend Aesthetic.
They initially have a lot in common in the School Years.
Hesterâs first impression of Agatha was âWe like herâ.Â
Hester wanted Agatha to join her coven, which is huge sign of respect.
Their personalities are very similar, except Hester is a heightened version of Agathaâs witchy self, and Agatha has more of the typical Honor and Compassion and Responsibility traits of a hero.
Hester risked her life (Aric stabbed her) to help Agatha in AWWP.
In OTK, [minor spoiler] Hester steps in front of Agatha when Japeth is about to slaughter them, and sheâs like âDonât touch her.â LIKE COME ON ITâS OBVIOUS.Â
the only reason that you wouldnât ship Agaster is that youâre a Tagatha or Hestadil stan. Thatâs standard but like do you not see the potential??
Hestadil
Theyâre inseparable. Best friends to lovers.Â
There isnât much canon Hestadil though, so I put them lower.Â
Tagatha
This relationship has been clearly established since Book 1 and thereâs no use NOT shipping it.Â
I got sick of them as the series went on, sorry.Â
Keian
Donât have much to say, but this was wasted potential.Â
I like the king/bodyguard dynamic. Theyâre best friends.Â
Kei was having a breakdown when Rhian died.Â
DID HE NOT PUT A ROSE ON HIS GRAVE??? AM I MISTAKEN?? BECAUSE THATâS A SIGN.Â
The âAt This Point Iâm Too Tired to Argueâ Tier:
Horavan
Val shoves it down my throat so like. I Guess.Â
Ravan was under-developed, but he sounds cool as fuck (heâs the descendant of a god, heâs seen to be Hesterâs equal and gains respect among his peers, heâs described as attractive, and heâs driven and ruthless)
I dislike Hort so thatâs the only part of this ship thatâs sinking it.Â
If Hort was characterized as an awkward himbo AND NOT A CREEPY SPYING ON GIRLS TYPE, Iâd ship it more.Â
Bettophie
I really donât know why [OTK spoiler] she was killed? I would have rather read about Bettina having a fake death than Hort.Â
Again, Enemies to Lovers dynamic. Similar to Nicphie except instead thereâs like two seconds of Bettophie interaction.Â
Theyâre alright.Â
Sophester
I only halfway ship this because I wrote a fic about them (The Love for Glory and Gore link in bio) and weâll see if this grows any further.Â
This is like, if you shipped Agaphie before you knew they were sisters, and youâre still confused and betrayed at that plot twist. This is for you. The dynamic is the same thing, except theyâre both evil.Â
Hester once said that Sophie is too powerful even for her to defeat. I donât know if that counts, but itâs definitely a sign. (And Hester is neither impressed nor intimidated easily, Sophie does both).
Tophie
Theyâll never happen again, and thank god theyâll never be used as a plot device again. I think everyone hypes up how terrible they were (obviously Tophie isnât a perfect match, but itâs not like the end of the earth).Â
Okay but imagine Never! Tedros with Sophie as a fling. Not bad.Â
The âI Just Sit Back and Observeâ Tier:
Tort
They started as a joke. I honestly never thought it was funny. Itâs obviously overused now.Â
Yiko/Reatrix
I couldnât care less. Go ahead and ship them. The aesthetic is cute, kind of. Sorry?
The âI Want To Gouge My Eyes Outâ Tier:
Jaric
A lot of people have made posts about why Jaric is fucking awful. So go read those. Two murderous psychopaths together are not cute.Â
Hophie
Again, thereâs been some recent backlash against Hophie. Unfortunately, the praise outweighs the criticism. FUCK HOPHIE ALL MY HOMIES HATE HOPHIE.Â
agatha: how bad of a person are you?
hester: i take really hot showers to simulate burning in hell