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• Contemplate ordering a mermaid tail from Amazon and lying on the deck while sunbathing when Tim Comes back.

• Stare at his due assignments. Watches Mythbusters instead.

• Feeding the fish so they can 'become codependent to him and rely on him and view him as a father when the water level inevitably rises soon and they feed on human flesh to survive– Tim this isn't a joke the water is getting higher by the day. Tim what do you mean the tide just does that before it goes back to normal?? I'm hanging up now because your science is wrong and I'm right.'

• Rearrange Tim's vinyls by EVIL alphabetical order.

• Bake something in apology in advance for when Tim has a mini meltdown over his vinyls being in EVIL alphabetical order.

Ohh I love them so much, they make me SICK. Whenever I think of them it reminds me of the song Hardest of Hearts they have such a doomed by the narrative vibe to me.

Because there's Kon who is created in the image of this collosal being, this ephemeral beacon of hope who's afterimage proves eternal and he's expected to live up to this massive mantle– and there's Tim who's too smart for his own good and haunted by the past tainted with secrets, having to cling onto a self-made omen of a man who was teetering over the edge, making himself an anchor at the cost of himself like!! Those two are so incredibly not okay!!!

Tim who white-knuckles his way through challenges and Kon who would follow him to the ends of the earth, the galaxy even. Kon who would lean into the blade if it was Tim holding it and Tim who drove himself mad for just the chance of having even a sliver of Kon back, even if it wasn't his Kon there'd still be some part left for Tim. They're pathetic, they're dumbasses, they're doomed yaoi.

The TimBern play headcanon is finally here😆😆😆

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Tim knew well about Bern being such a theatre nerd and didn’t thought much of it. He doesn’t see himself as an artist but always loves to see his boyfriend perform no matter the role and production. 

After Bernard is all excited for his role as the Cabaret emcee Tim allows Bernard to ask for anything and he’ll do it for him. Big mistake though😏 Tim freezes when he sees Bern give him that look. The look that kept on begging him to be in a play everytime Bern tried out for a role. Normally Tim would try to brush it off or just bluntly say no but seeing as how it’s Bern’s day he agrees. Though the casting’s up for Cabaret Tim promises he’ll try out for something next production. A promise that he keeps even though Bernard forgot about it and thought he(bern) just dreamed about it. So imagine the surprise on Bern’s face when he sees Tim in the hallway with the other theatre people and anxious freshman all trying out for numerous roles. 

it’s only once the castings up that they both see their role. Bernard Dowd: Peter Pan, Tim Drake: Peter Pan’s Shadow/Nana/Crocodile. 

Tim had a feeling that Bernard would try out for the lead role and he couldn’t help himself but want to make his first performance be even better for Bernard. 

Bernard always imagined Tim in a play to be absolutely perfect but never something as perfect as this. Roles that don’t have any lines for him to get anxious about and he’ll have plenty of moments to shine! Not to mention the shadow role where the two of them will spend some time together on stage.

the lovebirds rehearse their scene together at Tim’s place with nothing but giggling, line deliveries, and practicing the dance choreography.

But on one day after they mastered it it’s the middle of the night for them and theirs a record player nearby. They both know exactly what they want right now and without hesitation Tim plays the most romantic vinyl he has and waltzes with Bernard.

Eventually on opening night Bernard agrees to help Tim with the costume changes (especially because they’d be along together😏) and to also give eachother support if they’ll have stage fright.

And after every role is done and they both quickly switch costumes they both feel a rush for eachother. 

That’s when Tim feels the kiss on his lips. As much as he craves more of it Tim unfortunately has to be back on stage in his crocodile costume, but after that crocodile scene Tim can spend all the time he’d like with Bernard when the play shifts to the pirates, in which they share kisses and look at nothing but eachother as their lost in their own little world together.

Backstage after the play is over and it’s time for the bows, Tim and Bernard talk with eachother about this experience. 

For one, Tim would like to wear costumes that won’t make him feel like he’s dying of heat.

Two, Bernard thinks he should step away from the lead roles and instead get one where he’ll have enough stage presence to help satisfy his ego and then be able to spend the rest of his time backstage with his boyfriend.

Three, the lovers adored doing this even though Tim knows how embarrassed he’ll be when his brothers tease him about being in the play. 

And finally four, once they find a more secluded spot Bern finally tells Tim that he knows about his superhero identity.

Out of the theaters from seeing ORV, and I must say: the movie is not nearly as terrible as I was fortifying myself to expect. Of course, there were eyebrow raises and core narrative points that invoked some disappointment– but I do personally find it to be an enjoyable watch.

Steph being a surrogate mother for timber/timbersteph

Ariana being a surrogate mother for timber/timbeariana

First, Timbeariana is such a cute ship name?? I love that. Second, I'll need to think more on their ship potential, but for now I can't see her being a surrogate mother for them. The way Tim and Ariana were towards the end of their relationship, it's was like they weren't really happy with each other, and I think now they've made peace that they were dumb kids, and now they're just chill friends.

I can however, see on the off chance that she gets pregnant and decides to carry them to term and find them a family the way Stephanie did, she'd ask if they'd like to raise the baby instead.

For TimBerSteph/Stephanie, I think she has a lot of growing and maybe even healing to do before having another baby because teenage pregnancy? Traumatizing– and pregnancy in general especially so– but I like to think that Tim and Bernard would be low-key hovering and pestering her on her health and comfort to the point that she'd honestly be a little sick of it.

They talk about the surrogate/having a baby together idea a little uncertainly at first, but when they decide 'we're doing this' it's very serious business. Stephanie needs to be pampered and coddled and 100% free of stress and she kind of wants to strangle the two but the last thing the three want is for this pregnancy to be anything like her last one.