Sea of Stars is a really fun game. The characters are amazing, the mechanics arenât hard to grasp, thereâs some crazy lore, beautiful art (even full animations in cutscenes!!), and you get to go every location you see and explore.
But do you know what makes me the MOST unhinged about this game?
The most insane toxic old man yaoi I have ever seen between the main antagonist who is built up to be a pure evil boogymanâwho has brought whole worlds and species to ruin and done just a whole bunch of unethical magic science for the hell of itâand a depressed lil man who yearns for their past closeness and spent the last few centuries sulking in a magic tower. Both are immortal by the way and one is handling it Very Badly and the other is handling it Not Well But Not As Bad As The Other Guy.
Like. They had a big confrontation at the end of the second act and Depressed Lil Man literally STOPPED TIME just to talk with Pure Evil Boogyman and it was so tender and full of yearning. PEB expressed genuine awe over DLMâs feats and they had so much good banter that you almost forgot theyâd been estranged for actual millennia.
And then PEB literally kills the Sunshine Heart of the Party who the protagonists are probably in a poly relationship with and everyone loves.
Absolutely wild.
They are like the epitome of that âyou have gone where I canât follow and have taken a part of me with youâ post and they make me crazy.
They had such a messy break up that PEB stole DLMâs most prized possession and locked it away in a grove with a mural of PEB stepping on DLMâs head and forcing him to kowtow.
PEB also made DLM a fantastical cloak that let DLM turn into a massive eagle and fly, neglecting to mention that he did countless unspeakable things to develop and make it (genociding an entire species and trapping their souls in a personal Torment Nexusâpossibly tearing a fair number of them to shreds in the processâand running unknown horrifying experiments on a different unrelated species and setting them up to be an obstacle against the protagonists).
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i really appreciate garl's first thought upon seeing THE MOTHERFUCKING FLESHMANCER being "oh this guy sucks he's a loser" and then does it a 2nd time. what an icon
Damn I freaking love this game. The new DLC just dropped new lore and I had to post.
Rant and Spoilers incoming:
Valere and Zale might be the protagonists of the game, but they arenât the heroes. Garl is.
Valere and Zale are soldiers. They were trained to fight to the point that they werenât able to see their best friend for years. They donât have parents, a family, or any other friends. They are divinely ordained, dropped from the sky, super powered soldiers just like all the Solstice Warriors that came before them.
They grow up, get sent out on a mission, and the first thing that happens is Garl, their grade school best friend, shows up and gives them their first hug and home cooked meal in a decade and it feels as if they were never separated.
They climb a mountain, pass every trial, then boom. The equivalent to a divine messenger descends from the clouds and says Garl canât come on the mission. Heâs weak. Heâs not special. He will die.
But Garl says screw you, these are my best friends, Iâm going with them. Forget destiny, Iâm going to help my friends.
Every. Single. Problem. Zale and Valere come across, their first instinct is to fight. Of course it is, fighting is all theyâve ever known. They want to fight Malkomud. They want to fight Seraii and her crew. But itâs Garl that suggests another way. He gives Malkomud a pep talk and tells him thereâs nothing wrong with him, thatâs itâs his community that mistreated him. He suggests that they help Seraii and her crew. And these people become allies.
Itâs Garl that keeps collecting people, who gives them a hug and says âitâs okay, you can come with us, we could use your help.â He tells these people about your mission and they join, because you helped them. An entire journey with your best friend, your brother, and the stakes keep getting higher. Every person you collect is a super powered warrior, but Garl is just Garl. Heâs a normal person. No magic, no tricks, nothing.
Then the worst happens. You fuck up, a monster is unleashed. You royally piss off God and heâs a flesh abomination who doesnât care about you because there are millions of other versions of you, other worlds, other universes. But YOU care because these people are real. Garl is real and so so incredibly small.
A town is burnt down, and Garl picks everyone up, comes up with a plan, and gets everyone out. You find another island to place these people so they can rebuild their lives. Garl gives everyone a hug and a meal while youâre talking strategy. When the people name the town, they donât ask you to name it, they ask Garl.
You meet God with a capital G and he spits in your face. You think youâre special with your magic and weapons? Heâs lived for a billion years, seen a billion worlds youâre just a piece of sand in his infinite sandbox. Your universe is just another experiment to piss off his ex, to see how far he can go. This universe is marked for death and youâre just living in it.
Garl steps forward and everything stops. He doesnât know or care about gods and monsters and you realize that he doesnât know just how fucked you are.
Now Garl is dying. It happens fast, God snaps his fingers and thereâs no way to go back. Garl uses a clever loophole in the universe to extend his time with you, but he is going to die.
He uses his borrowed time to bring everyone you met together to make one more plan. He figures out how to rip between worlds, open a path to God, and give you one more push to rewrite the universe and make it a little less cruel.
His last act is to give you a hug.
Now he is dead. He has a funeral.
Every person in your party, every person you interact with, is a living ghost of Garl. You wouldnât even have friends if it werenât for him. He rewrote destiny for you and all the world is a reminder that he is gone. And he wasnât even special
You travel to another world to Godâs evil castle and you donât even get to fight him. Heâs the one who killed your best friend, Garl, the first person who looked at you and thought âpersonâ before they thought âsoldierâ.
But you donât even get to fight him. Youâre too small and insignificant and he is infinitely vast. You fight your mentor who betrayed you instead and God watches with an amused smile.
God leaves to play in another universe and youâre left to protect this one. You look about you, see nothing truly left. If you return home now, all youâll be reminded of is Garl.
Valere and Zale become gods and it doesnât even matter. They never return home, only watch from a distance, because Garl was their home and he is dead. And gods canât undo death. And the game ends, the universe is saved, but it doesnât matter because Garl isnât there.
(And then you can get the true ending and save Garl, and then actually fight God and change the laws of the universe)
Garl is the key to the whole game. He makes Valere and Zale actual people in the face of Godâs system of sending automated preordained soldiers to die.
Without him Valere and Zale would become the same loveless monsters their mentors become, the ones who join the demon legion because the world never thought to treat them as people instead of the soldiers it demanded they become. They would never have the friends that help them rip a hole in the universe to save everyone.
Even with the true ending, Valere and Zale still have to leave. They have to become gods, fight the good fight, and be cursed to outlive everyone. To outlive Garl.
Garl builds a temple to them, does everything to make sure the world remembers to Guardian Gods so that when the demons come back that theyâll be ready.
The world remembers the Guardian Gods. But only the guardian gods remember Garl.
And when the new hero descends into the Sunken Temple centuries later, the Guardian Gods give him the Key of Love.
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