If coffee is the only thing keeping you going, this mug is for you!

Grab yours now and sip your struggles away.

Available in 11oz & 15oz.

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There are few moments in life more humbling than trying to load a dishwasher while believing you are an intelligent and capable human being.

You walk in thinking I pay taxes. I make decisions. I have taste in light fixtures. How hard could this be

And then suddenly you are standing in front of a machine that has silently decided you are unworthy.

Plates do not fit where you swore they should. Cups wobble like they are mocking your stability. The top rack exists solely to remind you of your structural incompetence.

You spent three months researching faucet finishes and yet here you are rotating a bowl five different ways like you are trying to crack a safe and failing every single time.

People online say things like just follow the rack pattern as if the rack pattern was not designed by an emotionally volatile engineer who wanted society to suffer.

Meanwhile the dishwasher is judging you quietly in the corner like so you think you are ready for a mortgage.

And then there is the moment after a cycle finishes. You open the door like it is a treasure chest of triumph and domestic mastery and immediately discover one single fork still dirty like a personal attack.

Do you hand-wash it? Or do you place it back in the dishwasher as a symbol of defiance a statement that you will not be controlled a monument to stubborn dish-based pride.

And let us not speak of the person who enters your kitchen, glances at your loading method, and casually says oh I would have put the cups on the other side

You do not need that negativity. You do not need that energy. You did not invite critique. You are running a home, not a public workshop.

But here is the truth: One day you will learn the pattern. One day you will master the tetris of porcelain and pain. One day the dishwasher will open and for once everything will be clean everything will be in place everything will be calm

And in that moment you will feel more powerful than any person has ever felt while unloading spoons.

If coffee is the only thing keeping you going, this mug is for you!

Grab yours now and sip your struggles away.

Available in 11oz & 15oz.

✨ For more designs, check out: printablegifting.etsy.com ✨