Okay, so here is every character

Penisunavailable

Shittyfartbaby69

Milfboss

Trans Garfield

Clitous

mammothCB(massive cock and balls)

gaymerdick

mommymilkers777

xXGamerGayXx

Turbothruster

Pisskink420

dilfass

furryfucker900

Dilfboss

bluewafflegoth

Admiral_Anus

gayfancicreader420

boogersnot

pussycateats

shitass

tiddyballsdick

8008135

Ben Dover

TittyTazer

Cuntcooker123

Titasslady986

warxcrimes420

xXx_Doingurmom_xXx

vaginvainavagina

tiddyslappers

overlordcummy

gargleballs42

hairyTV

c0mmun1smd0g

bigfuckingbreasts

cumblast

cumshits

grayassmaple420

realsonichedgehog

shitstainedundewear

fuckmasterblast3r

bukkakemaster

ass_stink

asscheekspreader

cumguzzler

PenisUWU

pisskiss_x

BastardKing777

Treecum69

Trainfucker

Cocksplosion

Papercutninja

Connoreatspants

Lopxxpunny

Benden10

Kisspisscock

turkeyfuck123

Titsweat32

Grunk

poopwad99

Hairlball69

The Cums

Boogersnot

Fishfuckboy22

Dinodicks

DinoDumby

Sex_enjoyer

jimbo_no

Hi-C

Childofputa24

Gingerbreaddick

Toesucc

P1ssguzzler

Shadowmaster

Dumbbutts

Bigcockster

FuckyGoo

Weed_420

Wifehaver

Balls2wall

Dirtshit6969

TittiTazer

Bigfuckingboobs

Vajayjay

Cuntburlapofcock

a55ch33k

Grayassmaple420

CíhickenFatherMFbawkbawk

xXdeeznutsXx

Dilfwife

MommyMilkersSuckTitty69

John Johnson

ratass

Walkb00

Godhimself

Sussybaka

Crumb

Frog

poopshitter_42

CrumbXD

Weewoowonk8000

p4r4s0c1al

Asswhore

dirteater_420

Xxrobloxfan69420xX

TUFFNUTZ

Nutjuggler3000

XX_GACHAHEAT_XX

Shadowfan96

OldoManbas

IsoupYT

dumbassqueen

Plantbanger_420

bitch_spr0ut

Dandruffsniffer99

Dickhaver87

Phat_Tit

Titbuttassgirl

SwaggerSpaceAss

clownbooze

Whore_balls

King_Fuffy

WormSemen_69

imnotakittypet9

how_to_sex

MeowThePainAway

PissMaverick

NukeMeBabyBoy

Pissy_cat

LittLePenis

tebasaki_chickeb

fvckassth3sh33p

Hanako_376

manlymandan69

Mommy Milf

Hairball69

Rawrstar

_c0laXass_

DaddyDestroyer

chonkass_

kitkatcommie

vriskawithasteelchair

GirlkeepGatebossGaybitch

toastbinch

gatekeeperdznuts

peedrinketh15

pissbee240

CrustySocks

Tiptup

Recececes

Deforeskin

ListMaker666

Tiptup

toastbinch

XxLongD0ngxX

lesbianballs

Pissymeowmeow

Cuminman420

Joe Biden

monsterfucker

wormonastring

How_To_Sex2

ToiletFull

crowsAquarium

Titcollector

cannibalgrandma

WestVagina

Cunty_Roads

HaveYouheardofthehighelves

Phannie

Cowmilk

Captain pussyUwU

Plutonium_snackxxx

Hjonkers

Dickenns69420

ergotmouth

tjeffersonLIVE420

Rick Antsley

FostortheGmr

brockenheart

asmrgirlXx

The cummer

Heyu L. Pissbby

T1ddyB0t

Mr. Touchy Touchy

Knowone08b

DrPhil888

Badonkadonks

Ghostbur

friend420

friend420repeller

friend420repeller^2

HAHATEARSOFGOD

god

soft tiddies

princessdianakiller

Joshua

Harold

Bbqonmytiddies

My cat

Jackcepticeye

One singular eye

Manipulatemansplainmalewife

many war crimes

Markiplier

OreSiren

Pissbaby420

Pissbaby69

Godcomplex

Bas3ball_Sh0vel

Dogra

GUNK

ShitPuppet

BitchBoy

fuckass17

CH405_B1TCH

Kale520

TrainKid300

Sandycum

NutExplozion7734

Xx_Pizzarolls_xX

MaleWife

Witchbitch

applebitch77

ballzbusted

Rahwnboo

dQw4w9WgXcQ

emperor coroika

cocktease340

Tubbo_69

Martin_Van_Buren

Sharkdick

MoldyCrocs

Clickbait

CocknBalltorture

ShitestMaster420

4k_clownery

LunaBez

detcader

4k_clownery

LunaBez

baddiecunt

Dickbbq420-

Boombitch666

VirginAsshed

DarkOtter

Kidd0lmao

pisstitsuwu

gertrude

BabaYagasGF

Fleshlightning

Dickbutt

CuttBheeks

MaeDenhead

1TerbyteOfCatboy

DumbBitch72

Elmosimp420

Bunny_Waifu

Bunny simping for grass man

ergotmouths

The Grass Man

Looking at this ask and wondering what the fuck is going on at any given moment but here we go I'm not exactly certain on most psmp events but fuck you I'm making thing canon because it's my au I do what I want

-so yknow the drill Tommy runs away from exile and finds himself in a strange new world

-admiral_anus is the first to find him, bringing him back to spawn and calling a server meeting

-Tommy thinks he's gone insane and is just kind of sitting there contemplating where he went wrong until milfboss asks him if he'd like to introduce himself

-as soon as he speaks the entire smp gasps, British people are not real on the penis smp

-shitty is strongly britishphobic and thinks he should be sent back into the wilderness or back to the server he came from

-milfboss and admiral see that this boy is kinda fucked up (covered in dirt, looks dead inside) and thinks they should let him stay

-penis, as the server admin decides that he can stay but hes on thin fucking ice, and that's final

everyone keeps defending peen as if he isnt the one making any of his own decisions!! “ohhh but virgil!! milfboss manipulated him” no she did NOT, this is a common misconception that comes from people misusing the word manipulate!! milfboss did things peen didnt agree with, but she never tried to make him act or behave in a certain way!!

the whole point of milfboss’ character as well is that she’s supposed to prove that people can be REDEEMED, and that people can still do good even if everyone else thinks theyre bad. everyone always shits on her for trying to do better!! sure she may have started the rabbit hide conflict out of greed at first and lied to peen about it but once admiral joined in it was about HONOR and DEFENDING PEEN!! everyone seems to forget that she and peen were BEST FRIENDS for a while there!! they were almost like siblings!!

like... milf clearly cared about peen, and once he executed shitty that was milf’s wake-up call!! that was what made her turn around and realize “oh fuck i’ve been wrong this whole time hurting people is not the way to go” she even admits that to shitty after HE goes after PEEN!! she doesnt agree with either of the executions in the end, when she might have in the very beginning

and like!! nobody trusted her at first because she HAD that reputation with the crime trio for yknow, doing crime! she took One canon life during the rabbit hide war, everyone acts like her killing admiral was a betrayal but it WASNT they werent on the same side to begin with!! all these bad things ppl are saying she did that were dubious at worst!! i will admit the bridge conflict was a bit much but she’s learning from her mistakes and she apologized to turbo!! theyre beginning to make amends!!