Bro needs to stop acting like the ship doesn't literally have over 400 fanfics on Ao3 (and gods know how many on Wattpad) and over 2.000 fanarts on Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, etc.
Fucking greedy bitch, you're literally getting fed on a daily buffet for free in a golden spoon because Hyacinthus is the only boyfriend Apollo has (since y'all seem to ignore Adonis, Cyparissus, Admetus, Helenus, etc), while there are starved kids waiting for crumbs of Perseus x Andromeda fanfics (literally 29), Cadmus x Harmonia (11), and even worse for me, an Alectryon stan (10, 2 are mine, three are in Russian and and in 4 he's just a side character). 💀
THE FACT THAT Y'ALL HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF MUSIC MADE BY FUCKING WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HIMSELF NAMED AFTER YOUR FUCKING SHIP AND STILL WANT MORE, I'M FUCKING DONE
If I was Japanese, I'd already done the fucking harakiri.
Also, the tags for the other Apollo ships (like "Apollo x Admetus") I mentioned DON'T EVEN APPEAR IN THE TAG BAR, YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME. Y'ALL ONLY LIKE WHAT'S MORE POPULAR
And I know that we, as fans, should also be trying to get our ships to be more known, but FUCK, you try fight with these fucking content farms, you get your ass beaten. Just watch me and me alone trying to make Alectryon popular. IT AIN'T GONNA WORK, at least for me.