davejade
ahh youre the best!!
shops for groceries
probably dave bc jade always just takes the shit she needs and doesn’t pay bc like????? she just forgets lmao
kills the spiders
jade!!!!!!
comes home drunk at 3am
ehhhhh probably both at the same time????
makes breakfast
they take turns!!! like who ever is up first tries to make breakfast before the other one wakes up and serves them breakfast in bed
remembers to feed the fish
jade!!!! but dave was upset when she was feeding the radioactive fish food
decorates the apartment
they both put there own spin on the place!!! dave with his own artwork and jade with flowers!!!
initiates duets
u know the strider is always looking for a way to impress people around him and of course he has to bring jade into it
falls asleep first
probably jade tbh















