Pickup lines for my fellow ADHD folks:
"I hate it when you leave, but I love to watch you come back because you forgot your keys."
"You must be tired, because you've been running hypothetical confrontations through my mind all night."
"Hey, are you a deadline? Cause I wanna be close to you."
"Nice outfit, but it'd look even better on my bedroom floor with all my outfits because that's just where clothes go."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I on the kitchen table and a button would click in my brain and I'd stop recognising them as objects I can interact with and they'd be together forever."
"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell from the heaven that is highly structured educational environments and burned out in university?"
