#actually deaf

Local Cinema: No. We only have one subtitled screening and it's the minions movie. Why would we have subtitles for movies people actually watch? Deaf adults and teenagers don't exist. Why would those people want to engage in pop culture and understand references anyways???? Why would those people want to function in our society made for normal, grown people??? Ew.

Hearing people: 'Sign name?? Sign name??? Can I have a sign name 🥺 what do you mean you don't know me well enough. Well, I can give myself one- what do you mean only Deaf people can give Sign names??? Well okay I understand but what if I don't want to finger spell every time?? What if a hearing person gives me one?? What do you mean that's not how it works?? But that's not what I want why isn't everything about ME-'

solution: blast music so you can't hear the keys

Is this audism/ableism, or am I just being ridiculous about the audiologist doing their job?