#acoustic-eel

i heard signpsii and fantasy au so pov you are but a humble bard out orating all over The Realm with your adventuring party trying to get all the peasants to understand class consciousness and whatnot (NONVIOLENTLY as much as possible) but also everybody wants you dead and your party's magic user is like, REALLY good at exploding people with his mind and NOT GREAT at deescalating conflict, and he is also willing to kill or die for you for.... really any reason at all?? which you like to consider as only a very last resort so, not ideal. this is also, however, very sexy of him, unfortunately

It's a mirid plant bug, and probably one in the genus Pseudoloxops. They're not common in the US and are usually found in Europe and Asia but they are plant feeders so it's not surprising they occasionally make their way to the US via plants.