Jul 3
acitw sebastian is so insane, like imagine you lie to your parents and say your crush—who you’ve tormented, almost blinded his boyfriend, kept flirting with said boyfriend—is your fake boyfriend, and then your mom wants to meet your totally-real-legit-boyfriend, so now you have to confront this guy you kept harassing who thinks you’re into his cardboard cutout of boyfriend, and be like “hey, i know all i’ve done is be rude to you but PLEASEEE fake date me for 10k” and somehow you asked this the DAY they have broken up. within the hour, and somehow he ends up liking you back.
genuinely insane hope for the pathetic yearners out there, all you need is lies, 10k, and a dream
#like that was literally the only time kurt would’ve ever accepted that offer#also the fact that he’d presumably talk about kurt with blaine and gather information that way#like what is his problem#doing my yearly reread 😍#meg’s incoherent thoughts#kurt hummel#kurtbastian#sebastian smythe#glee#acitw
