from the achaean confessions mod: be warned because the achaeans really want to get you pregnant. i understand that you cannot get pregnant. i worry about my army sometimes but alas i am a lowly spearman i cannot do much to give them proper sex ed
Due to your words, I have now read the anonymous statements upon your page, and what shall I say…if all find me so desirable, then why begin such a cruel war against my nation? It seems I have become the object of longing for many among the Achaeans, and though I can appreciate the sentiment, such desire also troubles me. Tell me, has learning been outlawed in Greece, or has the war led us to believe such fantasies are now justified?
I must, however, disappoint you, dear Achaeans. This humble spearman speaks truly, none of your wishes shall be granted soon. I wish you good fortune, a swift recovery…or whatever one ought to say in such a circumstance.😮💨
