my english prof boasted about being sooooo accessible and accommodating and accepting then handed out a syllabus that included:
- 4 absences = a fail in the class
- 3 tardys = an absence
- if you are more than 10 minutes late to class, youāre absent
- oh also class time starts 5 minutes before class starts
- if you have a written diagnosis for anything that would make you late you NEED to give it to her and it will be put in your file and you need PROOF!!!!! that your disability/sickness/whatever is whatās causing you to be late or absent!!!
- absolutely NO falling asleep in class
- absolutely NO phones or devices of any kind unless you have your own laptop to write on(but she prefers handwritten papers)
- absolutely NO recording of the class of ANY KIND. this includes video and voice recordings
- she goes home to a town an hour away after class ends so you canāt stay after class to finish or ask questions!!!!
- at least once every class there is a mandatory ābrain exerciseā which includes but is not limited to: walking around the building, running in place, jumping jacks, jumping in place, running down the sidewalk and back etc.
- she said āunless you have a written doctors note for why you canāt do this you MUST participate it will go into your grade as participation pointsā
- absolutely NO extra credit. there is only credit
- she also doesnāt accept late work at all!!! unless you have a WRITTEN DIAGNOSIS!!!!! and if you have an accommodation through the school. you MUST have both!!!!!
so basically sheās the LEAST accessible person on campus?
and we had to pick one topic to write about this entire semester and i chose disability advocacy and activism and that we can do in the medical world AND educational world to make things accessible to everybody who has any condition
i talked about how hard it is to get a diagnosis for some people(me) even for simple things because doctors and teachers and adults and PEOPLE never believe us to listen to us. then after class i told her i have a cane and chronic fatigue and chronic pain and heart issues etc and the only thing iām diagnosed with is asthma and a heart murmur and i will not be participating in certain activities and iām going to the schoolās disability program and i WILL be getting accommodations without a single doctors note and if she has an issue then i will be dropping her class.
she said she likes my āfireā (whatever the fuck that means) and iām the perfect person for her class.
and before yāall type and say āitās just a college thingā and āwelcome to real lifeā. bitch!! one of my professors noticed how tired i am and that iāve been late like 6/8 classes and saw my cane and said āi donāt need to know your business, but if you need accommodations for ANYTHING talk to the disability program and they can help you with anything you need. if you need an advocate i will be there for you. school should be ACCESSIBLEā!!!! sheās going with me next week to ask if my professors can not mark me down for any tardiness or absences!!!!
so long story short: what the FUCK.














