#acca howler

Dio

It’s gonna be theatrical. Intentional. Calculated. Plans something decadently sexy and meticulously orchestrated. He doesn't do "cute" holidays, he elevates them. He also does not do last minute anything. This man started planning Valentine’s Day the second you opened your final gift on Christmas. You will wake up to deep red roses, real ones, imported, absurdly expensive. There’s a handwritten note in gold ink. Something dramatic. Slightly possessive.

Expect him to summon you to a candlelit chamber in his mansion at midnight, rose petals scattered across silk sheets, expensive wine, and him in nothing but a silk robe and a smile. The gift? Something intimate like custom lingerie or body jewelry he picked himself ("It will look divine both on and off you, my darling"), paired with a slow night where he worships every inch of you like you're his personal deity. Valentine's is just another excuse to remind you that you belong to him eternally. He wants you overwhelmed and aware that he is capable of spoiling you endlessly.

Kars

The Pillar Men don't fully grasp modern human holidays like Valentine's, it's beneath their ancient superiority. At first Kars thinks it’s some human fertility ritual. But Kars sees how much it means to you, so he takes it seriously once he realizes it’s about devotion. He brings you something rare. Not chocolates. Something ancient. A fossil. A beautiful carved artifact. Maybe a flawless gemstone necklace shaped like a blooming flower that shifts colors with your heartbeat, a perfect statue of your favorite animal/plant in marble, or huge slab of your favorite gemstone. He explains its history in detail while watching your face.

You mention liking flowers once? Suddenly there are hundreds of carefully arranged exotic ones. He’s awkwardly sincere. And that somehow makes it sweeter. He takes you somewhere isolated and breathtaking (a mountaintop at sunset), holds you close with that godlike strength, and murmurs that "human customs are fleeting, but my devotion to you is eternal." It's intense, almost overwhelming affection from someone who views most things as inferior. 

Esidisi

Similar to Kars, Esidisi doesn't get the hype at first ("A day for lovers? How quaintly mortal"). But he's surprisingly thoughtful once he decides to participate. If you make him too emotional he’ll cry and give a big speech about how humans created something beautiful. He absolutely makes you something with his own hands. Probably a hand-carved piece of jewelry, a ridiculously oversized bouquet, or a custom perfume or oil blended with scents that remind him of you, delivered with a dramatic flourish and a rare, softer laugh. He cries more when you smile.

He spends the evening wrapped around you like a boiling-hot blanket, sharing stories of ancient battles while feeding you decadent treats. It's passionate and protective, he'd burn the world for you, but tonight it's just the two of you in quiet heat. He wants the day to feel intense and meaningful. You end up laughing half the time because he’s so dramatic. He tells you your existence makes centuries worth living.

Wamuu

Wamuu takes it seriously as a matter of honor. He doesn't understand the commercial side but respects the idea of honoring a bond. He trains extra hard in the morning to "be worthy," then surprises you with a handmade gift, like a delicate glass sculpture that sings softly when the breeze hits it, or a bracelet he crafted himself. He’s very respectful of your time. Asks what you would like to do.

He takes you on a private, moonlit walk, kneels dramatically to present flowers he personally selected (strong, enduring ones that can survive even in harsh conditions), and vows his loyalty anew. He watches you more than the scenery. He says something simple but kind like, “You bring me peace.” Physical affection is firm but protective. Expect forehead kisses, carrying you if you're tired, and quiet promises of protection forever. Very chivalrous and sincere.

Santana

Santana is the most "what is this human nonsense?" of the Pillar Men, staring blankly at heart-shaped boxes. But if he likes you enough, he mimics what he observes. He might awkwardly present you with something like a perfectly preserved rare flower from his travels or a chunk of ancient stone he thinks is beautiful because it's unchanging. He just... stands there expectantly. Watches your reaction closely. If you smile, he logs that mentally forever. He stays physically close all day. He might attempt chocolate and stare while you eat it.

Very touch-oriented once comfortable. Not super verbal, but his attention is intense. The evening is spent in comfortable silence together, but he lets you lean on him, his body warm like stone baked in the sun. It's oddly sweet in its simplicity, he's trying, in his detached way. He learns the holiday through you.

Kira Yoshikage

Kira wants Valentine's to be perfectly normal and undisturbed. No chaos, no drama. He takes the day off, cooks a simple but flawlessly executed homemade dinner, and sets the table with quiet elegance, candles, soft music, your favorite dishes. He gives you tasteful roses. Pink if this is your first Valentine’s day together. Red if not. The main gift is understated- perhaps a beautiful, manicured watch or a set of high-end nail care tools (more of a gift to himself…). A small velvet box with elegant jewelry, nothing flashy.

He insists on a calm evening after dinner. Wine. Soft lighting. The night ends with cuddling on the couch, hands held, talking about nothing important. He just wants peaceful normalcy with you, nothing but tranquility. He compliments you in a very composed way. He likes when you hold his arm. It’s disturbingly peaceful.

Diavolo

He is spending MONEY. Diavolo spares no expense, he drops tens of thousands without blinking because he can, and because you deserve the best. Expect designer jewelry from exclusive boutiques, imported desserts, rare flowers, and a private jet to some secluded villa for the night. He wants you dripping in luxury. He also gives you a keycard to something expensive, an apartment, a safe, something symbolic. He keeps it private though. No public attention.

Everything is arranged through Doppio, who handles the "cute" parts. Diavolo himself appears only when it's intimate, possessive, and intense, claiming you like a king claims his prize. Lavish gifts by day, his passion by night. He’s intense but composed. “You deserve only the finest.” He watches for any sign you’re dissatisfied, he will outdo himself next year. And every year.

Doppio

Doppio tries so hard to make it perfect. He begs off work (risking Diavolo's wrath), buys cute but expensive gifts like carefully chosen strawberry chocolates, tickets to your favorite play or band, or a night on a luxury yacht. Keeps checking his phone anxiously. 

If Diavolo takes over mid-date, it shifts to something more intense, but Doppio fights to stay in control longer because he wants this day to be sweet for you. Lots of "I-I got this for you because it reminded me of you.." He absolutely treasures any gift you give him. He’s just genuinely happy to spend time together.

Pucci

He approaches it thoughtfully.. He sees Valentine's as a chance to deepen your bond toward "heaven." Expect a thoughtful gift like a beautifully bound book of poetry or scripture with personal annotations, or a pendant symbolizing fate/gravity. He talks about how you were meant to meet.

He plans a calm, reflective evening. Soft music. Deep conversation. He takes you to a serene spot (church garden at dusk?), reads to you softly, and holds you close while talking about destiny and eternity together. It's romantic in a profound, almost spiritual way, kisses that feel like promises of forever. His affection is steady and grounding. He looks at you like you’re part of his divine plan.

Funny Valentine

Valentine makes it extravagant yet deeply private. Lavish. Controlled. He clears his schedule, rents out an entire high-end restaurant or historic estate just for the two of you, no press, no interruptions. Security everywhere. Money is no object: rare vintage wine, a string quartet playing softly, and a gift that's both symbolic and opulent, like a custom American-flag-themed locket with your photo inside, or a private tour of national treasures. 

He speaks very softly and poetically about freedom, love, and how you'd fit perfectly in his vision of the ideal future. His hand rests at your lower back the entire evening. He says you are his greatest treasure. He expects loyalty in return. The whole night feels exclusive. It ends with slow dancing and him whispering that he'd cross dimensions for you.

Diego Brando

Diego turns it into a showcase. He takes you out on a flashy date, fancy restaurant, horse-drawn carriage ride (because of course), showing off his skills and status. He absolutely buys you something stylish. Watches to see if other men look at you. He tries to be romantic in his arrogant way: roses, compliments laced with sarcasm ("You're the only one worthy of my attention"), and a competitive edge (maybe racing you playfully). 

The gift is something flashy like custom riding gear or jewelry with a dinosaur or horse motif. Under the bravado, he's genuinely trying to impress you, ends the night pulling you close under the stars, softer than he lets on. Kisses your hand dramatically. He tries to act cool but he’s clearly trying very hard. If you compliment him, he smirks like he expected it. He wants you proud to be with him.

Tooru

Tooru keeps it calm and normal, almost lowkey to the point of domestic bliss. He surprises you with breakfast in bed, homemade, then a lazy day together, movie marathon, your favorite snacks. Takes you somewhere quiet. Café date. Walk through the town.

The gift is thoughtful and subtle: something small but meaningful like a custom keychain or a bracelet you looked at in the store for too long. He doesn’t make a big deal out of it, but he remembers everything you like. He just wants peaceful time with you, no chaos, no pursuit, just quiet happiness and soft touches. He’ll casually pay for everything. It feels easy. Natural.

Acca Howler

This man would drop a million dollars without blinking. Howler doesn't do subtle, he drops crazy money on something ridiculously unnecessary because why not? Think a private island getaway for the weekend, a yacht named after you, or a custom sports car in your favorite color delivered with a bow. He's flamboyant about it: shows up in designer everything, showers you with luxury gifts, and spends the day flaunting his wealth while spoiling you rotten. You mention liking something once? He bought the company. Luxury handbag? Custom made. Jewelry? Commissioned. Private jet dinner? Done. He overdoes it.