Cinder: MWAHAHA~! Well, if it isn't HOLY SHIT!

Jaune: (Absolute)

Cinder: Who the fuck are you?!

Jaune: Don't you recognize me, Cinder? It's me... Jaune Arc...

Cinder: NOOO, no, no no! No, you are not! You're not Jaune Arc, you're Jaune BOLT! What in the Brothers happened to you?! You look like you ATE HAZEL!

Jaune: I've been hitting the gym.

Cinder: You've been hitting the fucking HOUND is what you've been hitting! What- What the fuck do you even say now?! "The name's Jaune Rainart; tall, thick, and fucking chokes you out; The ladies can't handle me?!" I mean, what- What the hell?! You're the size of six refrigerators, THE FOOTBALL PLAYER, and your quads are twice the size of my canon torso!

Jaune: I'm gonna stop you, Cinder.

Cinder: Stop me?! I haven't even done anythi- Is that a battle axe?

Well, I had this idea the other day and wanted to put it into practice. This post is to simulate what it would be like if Absolute RWBY were a real animation.

ABST RWBY Volume 1

Episodes:1-12 of 20-30mins and some Ep would have Post-Credits.

I'll try to give a quick but simple and understandable summary of what each episode would be like because I'm not an amazing writer who can write a script for every episode, so I hope you all understand and enjoy the idea.

Ep 1: ''Ruby Rose''

It would be almost a copy-paste of the story of @howlingday Absolute ruby history, The only things I would add are some Easter eggs about Pyrrha and Jaune.

Post-credits: Ruby receives a message from Yang saying that she's going to Beacon too.

Ep2: ''New faces, New challenges.''

This episode would be a fusion of First Step and Shining Beacon, only changing a few factors: Yang wouldn't be separated from her sister, and instead of Jaune, they would meet Weiss for the first time. Also, instead of being thrown into a forest full of Grimm, they would be tested by going to the vale and dealing with reports made by the civilians.

Post-credits: During one of Weiss's patrols, She encountered a group of troublemakers being apprehended by a figure resembling a knight, who would notice Weiss and disappear from the scene.

Ep3: ''Friend and Foes''

Ozpin would review the students' mission results and form the teams based on their grades, thus creating Team RWBY. Blake would be introduced in this episode, forming a friendship with the team and a healthy rivalry with Weiss (Ohh, a rich people's fight!). They would be sent on a mission that seemed easy, but in reality, it was a trap set by someone who was part of one of Roman's gangs. However, the trap went wrong, and that division was easily defeated by Team RWBY.

Ep4: ''Shining Armor''

Weiss would tell her friends about the "knight" she saw during one of their missions. Her friends would look confused at Weiss for mentioning a "knight," but they would let it go, which would leave Weiss slightly annoyed. Team RWBY would be sent to investigate an area suspected of being involved with the Roman gang. When they arrived, a gang member activated a machine that deactivated the dust on weapons except for the gang member's, making the fight unfair. Ozpin, who was watching the fight on a security camera, would send Pyrrha to help Team RWBY, who were having difficulty. He would return to watch the fight and see a knight helping Team RWBY. When Pyrrha arrived, she would see the knight with Team RWBY and think he was an enemy, and then the two would start fighting. Team RWBY would try to inform them that the knight was helping them, but she would ignore them. Weiss saw the generator and how the machine that deactivates the dust was destroyed she would use electrical dust to fry the generator and cause a blackout, giving the knight a chance to escape the fight against Pyrrha.

Post-credits: Pyrrha was in her bedroom thinking about the fight she was having with that mysterious knight, and she felt something inside her, something she hadn't felt in years.

Well, those were the episode ideas I had. If you want me to do the others that are missing, just let me know and give me your opinion. And I apologize if the writing is bad or anything like that, English is not my primary language.

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