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They never mention her shows. They never mention her interviews. What are you a fan of? You can barely know her personality from her account.

And when you don't say anything about her or just imply at not liking her, or even when you criticize her acting skills, the Twitter police come in and call you a hater. And all this time, you've just been polite.

Putting her on a pedestal just because she's dating the man you want to sleep with isn't gonna help your case. If not, it makes you even more of a parasocial weirdo.

Why the hell are you stanning his girlfriend? Why are you calling her 'mother'? Why are you making fan accounts of her? Why are you tagging her in your Instagram stories? Why are you pretending to be a long-time fan?

Do you really wanna be noticed by Tom that badly? You don't know the girl. There's nothing for you to stan. 

It just seems all so hypocritical to me. What will happen if they ever break up? (Wishing them all the best, though, they look genuinely happy together.) What will happen to those tweets? Those fan accounts? Gone and forgotten? It’s just gonna be so much more awkward than it already is. 

(Just like what happened with his ex-girlfriend, no one mentions her anymore. No one cares. Just hypocritical when you remember what people used to say about her.)

You gotta laugh at some point.

Mix-ins

Make your Drink your own!

Creamer pack - free

Honey - free

Sugar - free

(Steamed) Milk - 3

Maple Syrup - 2

Cinnamon - 5

Vanilla - 5

White Chocolate - 5

Chocolate - 5

Caramel - 5

Mint - 5

Hazelnut - 5

P-Acorn - 8

tastes similar to normal roasted acorns, but a touch sweeter by nature

Dayzee Tears - 13

Cannot be mixed with caffeine. Adds a light saltiness to teh cup, but it's not ordered for flavor. Dayzee tears can help relax you, somewhat, btu too much can lead to a sorrow behind the calm.

Fire Flower- 5

Obviously used in moderation, but if you want a spicy kick in your drink, this is the way to get it. It has the bonus effect of keeping the beverage physically hot longer as well.

Ice Flower - 5

Used to keep drings colder for longer and prevent ice from melting, but it does add an almost snow-like flavor to the background of the drink.

Cloud Flower - 10

Tastes like water that heard about sugar existing once, but it's not ordered for flavor- it's ordered for texture. Blending a drink with Cloud Flower with make it a touch frothy to foamy, becoming more and more airy the more is blended in.

Bubble Flower - 8

Tastes lightly of lemon blossom nectar, but is again not ordered for flavor: Mixing a drink with Bubble Flower adds a carbonation effect, without the need or use of any sort of actual acid. This allows for the forbidden carbonated milk without spoiling it.

Specialty Drinks

Mint Refreshroom - 13

A refreshroom base with mint.

Make it into an Iceflower Drink at no extra charge!

Melting Snowman - 15

Classic Shroom Base with white chocolate mixed in, chilled with iceflower and topped with milk foam and garnished with a cinnamon stick and p-acorn shavings.

Red Hot - 15

Classic Shroom Blend with cinnamon, honey, and fireflower! the cinnamon and fire blend harmoniously while the honey gives it a sweet edge. garnished with chocolate shavings.

add a shot of chocolate for only 2 coins!

Too spicy for you? ask for a cup of ice, the cold will neutralize the fireflower some!

Golden Blend - 35

Gold Mushroom tea mixed half and half with golden leaf tea, garnished with Gold Flower Petals.

Princess Peach's Favorite! Order it like her by mixing in some golden honey!

Chai Cloud - 15

Classic Chai Flavors blended with so much Cloudflower its' more like eating fluff then having a beverage. garnished with cinnamon dust.

Vanilla Blossom - 15

Beeshroom Tea mixed with Vanilla and steamed with milk for a foamy top, garnished with a swirl of honey.

Sip of the Sky - 20

With a Beeshroom and Propeller shroom base, blended with a cloud flower to give that airy texture, this drink is designed to remind you of the sky. After all, neither the Beeshrooms nor the cloud flowers are from our planet in the first place.

Garnish with Starbits for 5 coins! (when in stock)

Faux 1-up - 50

Utilizing a 1-Up to cook with is a waste of an extremely useful healing item, and far to pricy. However, feeling dead tired or sore after hard work or a bad nights rest? then This is the drink for you! The mushroom flavor is strong, almost condensed compared to the typical shroom tea blend, but that is because it's brewed with a mix of UltraShrooms, Refreshrooms, InvincibilityShrooms, and Lifeshrooms. To help cut that heavy earthy flavor however, there's a shot of Chuckle Bean Espresso, Imported from the Bean Bean kingdom, for that caffeine boost on top of it all! It comes out macha green, and is then garnished with Power Flower petals.

recommended to get a small size of the drink so as to fill the cup with extra sweet mix-ins. Not available in Large.

Drink of the Dead - 20

In the opposite direction, having troubles sleeping, or just filled with far too much energy? Then this mix is designed to make you tired with only some mild numbness as a side affect, and should not be drank if you have things to do through the day. Do not operate machinery within 4 hours of consuming this drink. Only available in small.

A blend primarily of minishroom, with booshroom and a single drop of diluted poison shroom [author's note: I'm thinking specifically the ones like you encounter in the first luigis mansion game]. Mixed with Dayzee's tear and steamed with honey infused milk. Even with the honey the natural musty air of the booshroom does cut through, but that is easily washed away with a cup of cool water before tucking into bed for the night.

Other Drinks

Koopa Tea - 7

Just your classic Koopa Tea brewed with Turtley leaves. caffeinated.

Zess Tea - 9

Recipe straight from Zess T. of Rogue Port, the earthy sweetness from a bit of maple syrup and golden leaves brewed is comforting on an overcast day. caffeinated.

Hot Chocolate - 10

one free mix-in.

Chai - 8

Turn it into a Chai Latte for just 1 coin!

Coffees

All beans imported from the Bean Bean Kingdom, available as drip coffee, or an espresso. espresso can be added to any other drink. All cost 7 coins. Upgrade to a mocha, macchiato, cappuccino, or flavored latte for 3 coins.

Woohoo Brew

Smooth but strong, the Woohoo Beans just begs to be made into a Mocha or Macciato to sweeten that bitter bite.

Hoohoo Brew

A medium Roast with notes of honey and a sparkle of acid that finishes off cleanly, Hoohoo Beans make for a lovely cup of coffee be it black, or turned into a Latte.

Chuckle Brew

Chuckle Beans don't need any flavors to give it a sweet finish. That vibrant red color only pairs with the warm energy of this heavily caffeinated bean. The flavor is hard to compare beyond those coffee notes, yet pairing with a bubble flower can let you imagine what a chuckola cola may be.

Perhaps the coffee only has it's bitter edge since the beans have not gotten to laugh?

Teehee Brew

Bloody Comfort (2/2 Chapters. JayVik. Rated M for cannon-typical violence)

Summary: Viktor defends and comforts Jayce in childhood, and Jayce returns the favor in the early days of The Machine Herald.

Wither (13/13 Chapters. JayVik. Rated M for Canon-Typical Violence)

Summary: After years of bliss, Viktor disappears after a rocket explodes in The Council’s meeting hall. It's up to Jayce to bring him home, but The Machine Herald prepares for a confrontation.

Don't Look Back (1/1 Chapters. JayVik. Rated T for Canon-Typical Violence.)

Summary: Ironic. Jayce would’ve done anything to preserve Viktor's life in the past.

“I’m sorry.” He whispered.

Viktor’s smile only became sadder in response to that, and his breath quivered under Jayce’s foot. “Me too.”

Happy With You (1/1 Chapters. JayVik. Rated G)

Summary: Jayce and Viktor stumble into their house after their wedding, more than a little drunk.

My Dear Adversary (19/21) Chapters. Jayvik. Rated M for a pg13 sex scene and Canon-Typical Violence)

Summary: With Shimmer rampant, and his The Council in corrupt waters, Jayce travels to the Undercity to get to the bottom of Shimmer production to expose his colleagues. Coincidentally, his long-time adversary, Viktor, is also looking to end the Shimmer Crisis for the sake of Zaun’s health. Normally, Jayce wouldn’t trust an enemy, but he has no funds or allies in his research. He could only hope he wasn’t making a mistake.

Enjoy!