Full name: Dexter Grif
Nickname/s: Dex, dirtbag, fatass
Gender: Male
Height: 5′2
Zodiac: Gemini
Spoken languages: English, Pidgin English, Hawaiian, Spanish, Vulgar Latin (not fluently)
PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.
Hair colour: black
Eye colour: deep brown
Skintone: dark brown, with some pale freckly skin grafts from Simmons
Body type: solid. He may be overweight and definitely have a gut, but underneath is solid muscle
Dominant hand: Left-handed, trained Ambidextrous
Posture: slouches constantly
Most noticeable feature: Aside from the heavy scarring and skin grafts, and the lack of hygiene, probably his tattoos
CHILDHOOD.
First words: probably “momma”
Siblings: Kaikaina Grif, half sister
Parents: unnamed father Grif, ______ Grif (mother), Gordon ______ (step-father), (I am bad with names)
Parental involvement: Grif’s biological father died when he was a toddler due to a genetic organ disease (which Grif would avoid, seeing as he doesnt have his OG internal organs). His mother was a very important and active figure in his life until she married when he was about three and had Kaikaina a year later. His mother grew more distant through the years and they finally left Gordon when he was ten. Mama Grif got to the point where she was largely absent, and Grif had to take on the parental role. Gordon insisted on being a part of Kaikaina’s life, and only had a cursory interest in Grif when it suited his image to have an interest in his stepson.
ADULT LIFE.
Occupation: Soldier, first in the UNSC, then as a Simulation Trooper for Project Freelancer, and then as a soldier for the armies of Chorus
Current residence: Iris, an orbiting moon of Chorus
Close friends: Dick Simmons, his boyfriend best friend and partner on Red Team. Tucker is also someone he considers his best friend, and Caboose and Donut are like his little brothers. Sarge fills in as a father figure. And Huggins is his best alien friend
Relationship status: Verse dependant, but in canon its real complicated
Driver’s license: AND a Pilot’s license.
Criminal record: Sold ammunition to the enemy while stationed at Rats Nest and ended up in front of a firing squad. Also listed briefly as a criminal against the UNSC at least twice.
SEX AND ROMANCE.
Sexual orientation: grey-ace/aceflux
Romantic orientation: panromantic/pansexual
Relationship tendencies: Grif is very slow to get into relationships, but he seems to have certain things that he finds attractive in other people. Generally, he looks for nerdy people who may not always be good people but do the right thing when its asked of them. He also seems to have a thing for redheads. When he gets into a relationship, he tends to be extremely considerate of the other person, often to the exclusion of his own wants and needs.Â
MISCELLANEOUS.
Character theme song/s: Hateglue is the leitmotif he picked up in s15, but I have a lot of songs that could work for Grif
Hobbies to pass the time: Grif likes sleeping, playing video games, or watching terrible movies. He’d never admit to it, but he also has read as much science fiction as Simmons, and a lot of very niche classical literature
Mental illness(es): PTSD and OCD. beyond that, he did spend weeks in total and complete isolation on a moon with no apparent connection to the outside world. Nothing’s been diagnosed, but that would definitely affect his mental health.
Physical illness(es): He had all of his internal organs removed and transplanted with organs from Simmons.Â
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