Brewery : Stone / Abnormal Beer Co. / Paul Bischeri & Patrick Martinez
Beer : Neapolitan Dynamite
Style : Imperial Stout / Stout
Variance : Brewed with Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberries, and Coffee
Heck yes! Gosh! What a fucking awesome beer. Seriously, the craziest thing is that we’ve been eating neapolitan ice cream without the coffee addition all this time and never knew what we were missing. It would be like if we only enjoyed Keenan Ivory, Damon, and Shawn Wayans for most of our lives only to have the most important Wayans, Marlon, show up 30 years later. Imagine that shit, no Scary Movie, no White Chicks, no Little Man, and no Fifty Shades Of Black. Ok, so most of those we probably could have done without but I promise that the combination of flavors in this beer are not to be looked over. A sweet strawberries and cream flavor starts things off with the perfect delicious balance of fruity and creamy before some incredible roasted coffee flavor mixes in with a flavor so authentic and smooth that it makes your mouth water all while leading up to a dark chocolate ice cream flavor with more coffee mixed in with some creamer to close. Seriously, I wanted to load this review up with Napoleon Dynamite quotes and references but this beer blows that movie out of the water and if I could somehow churn it into actual ice cream I’d yell at the top of my lungs, “Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner!”. Ahhh see, I still had to throw SOME quotes in there to show off my movie skills along with my nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, and computer hacking skills because girls only like guys who have great skills. Ok, that’s my last one I promise. I would honestly give up my favorite frozen treat forever if it meant I could have an endless supply of this beer in my fridge because it is that damn good and now I’m going to have to search out way more of Abnormal’s lineup if it’s even remotely close to this. I’d love to shake the hands of the home brewers who inspired this beer because this beer is the shit and Stone as always killed it by bringing this recipe to life. As long as you love coffee and amazing beer, this is 100% for you and is not to be missed because it is one of the best in the game. Idiots.
