Abbot Mortimer: I thought we might discuss terms, avoid unnecessary bloodshed. Cluny: Well, I kind of am here for the unnecessary bloodshed. Abbot Mortimer: The rules of war dictate that... Cluny: God, you're going to be lame about this, aren't you? Fine. Here are my terms: complete surrender, hand over your Abbey, your gold, your jewels, your people... Abbot Mortimer: I think that's a bit extreme. Cluny: Not done. All the men of fighting age will be conscripted into our army. Oh, and I want all the children to put their toys in a pile, then I'm going to light it on fire.