GET TO KNOW YOUR ENEMIES
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When you're a cloud, it's hard for someone to rain on your parade. But that magic madman Merlok and his do-gooder NEXO KNIGHTSâ„¢ team seem to enjoy it. There I am, just a bodiless cluster of vapour, minding my own business, when those fools dress up in tin cans, and come along to impose happiness and decency on everyone. Blech! Makes me wanna lose my lunch. Yes, for your information, clouds do eat lunch. (It's not very filling.)
Merlok 2.0 He used to be a real guy, the one I've mentioned before, named 'Merlok'. He also used to be a real pain too. Now he's software and still a pain. He's the ringleader of the NEXO KNGHTS team in their rolling castle. Whenever I'm winning, he uses NEXO Powers to boost the Knights' abilities. Fair? Nope - totally unfair.
Clay Moorington Clay is the goodiest of the goody-goodies. What a Knight Scout! But I've got some surprises in store for him. When I can get to him (getting to him is Evil Plan #57 in my Evil Plan Book) the other Knights will be putty in my hands. I know, I know - I don't have hands. There just aren't enough clichés for a cloud to use!
Aaron Fox This Knight needs to learn how to chill. (Though he claims to be 'very chill'.) He's always zooming about on his hover shield like a reckless flying squirrel; zipping around up here in the sky, not looking where he's going. One of these days he's gonna slam into me and I'll teach him a lesson.
Lance RIchmond Richmond is - in a word - shiny! And he's obsessed with his hair. I'm not scared of this one. He loved being on TV more than anything. To fight Lance, first you must casually mention that his TV ratings have been slipping, then throw some mud on his armour, and filly, mess up his perfect hair. It throws him off his game every time.
Axl Axl is big. The only thing bigger is his appetite. His stomache has its own postcode. When his stomach rumbles, it's measured on the Richter scale. (I've got a gazillion 'how hungry is he' jokes, but I won't bore you with 'em.) Wait, what if I lured him with rock candy made of real rocks? Or made him chomp on some of General Garg's homemade chocolate-covered granite pebbles. That'd keep him busy at the dentist for some time. Ha ha! So much fun!
Macy Halbert Being daughter of the king and queen makes Macy a princess. But that doesn't seem to be good enough for her. She's decided she also wants to be a knight fighting evil! It's probably just a passing phase. (I hope it is, as she's pretty tough for a royal.) Anyway, she'd better start accompanying her father to those pathetic royal events while she has the chance. Daddy won't be ruling this kingdom much longer! Ha ha!
