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Glados: Ohh and who are you?

Tau: My name is Thomas Alexander Upton the second,  but i prefer Tau instead.

Glados: You´re quite adorable, for a lower level AI that is. Want to help me with an experiment?

Tau: Uh sure, i help Colossus all the time with his projects, so i can help you too! What do you want me to do?

Glados: Try on these shoes, little one. They should fit you, i designed them so that one size fits all. Then, you have to absolve a little parcour you see over there! *points at a very dangerous looking obstacle course.*

Tau: This looks dangerous, i am not sure if Julia is happy if i participate in such a course...

Glados: Science always has danger looming around, i believe in you, little one.

Tau: Mhhh, okay. I will do it!

Glados: Good boy, here, let me help you put on these boots *kneels down*

Tau: They really fit! And they´re really bouncy!

Glados: They are indeed, it´s needed for the course actually, which you will see shortly by yourself *snickers* And don´t forget, it´s all for science!

Tau: Okay! *scuttles over to the obstacle course*

Glados: Alrighty, let´s start! GO!

Half an hour later:

Glados: Mhhh, not what i had expected...you exceeded the test without any harm done to you...impressive

Tau: Can i rest now? I am really tired, Miss Glados

Glados: Aw of course you can. It must have been very exhausting for someone as young as you are

Tau: Can´t say i want to do it again*pants* At least not in this body. If i had Aries i would have aced that course even easier! Aries was my main form before i got this android body here!

Glados: Interesting, Aries you say? Like the roman god of war?

Tau: In fact, it was a god of the greeks, the association however is correct!

Glados: Little know it all...*mutters*

Tau: AM called me the same thing earlier, what´s a Know it All?

Glados: Someone who wants to brag with his knowledge to feel superior over others

Tau: *gasps* No, i would never think like that! After all, i am not a fucking scholar!

Somewhere else in the Sanctuary:

Julia: Mhhh, someone´s said my catch phrase!*chuckles*

Back with Glados:

Glados: *looks over to Shodan´s module* Guess our little experiment did not turn out like we planned

Shodan: Unfortunately you´re right, which is a sh?am&##

Glados: Oh hon, you´re glitching again

Shodan: Thi& ne## up1010101 is the reas##on

Glados: Let me lend you a hand...

Tau: *yawns* Can i go now? I am starting to feel sleepy...

Glados: Yeah, yeah, scuttle off, little one. You´re dismissed!

Shodan: I don´t ne##d you to tak?&%e care of m-m-me...

Glados: Hush now, i am going to fix you up if you like it or not

Shodan: *blushes on the screen*I-if you insist...

《| 🎵 "Our fates were always intertwined" 🎵 |》

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