@timbits-drake EMERGENCY MESSAGE (not actually an emergency but you'll read it faster this way)
OK TIMBO I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING "IMPORTANT" LIKE HACKING THE PENTAGON OR SURVIVING ON NOTHING BUT ENERGY DRINKS FOR THE 5TH DAY IN A ROW BUT I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!
I GOT ADOPTED BY @imbatman-imtired!!!!!
throws confetti everywhere some of it lands in your coffee I'm not sorry
THIS IS HUGE!!! Like, universe-shifting huge. Like "Jayne Todd actually has someone who CHOSE her" huge. Still processing tbh but I'm stupidly happy about it.
And OK while I'm having this emotional moment (blame Dick, he's rubbing off on me), I need to say something:
I am SO SORRY about all those other Jason AUs who call you "replacement" and treat you like garbage just because you're a Tim. That's such trash behavior and it makes me want to throw hands with my own alternate selves. Like, who DOES that??
You're not a replacement. You're TIM. You're the smartest person in the family (don't tell Babs I said that). You're the one who figures everything out when the rest of us are just punching things. You're the one who actually keeps track of case files instead of just scribbling notes on fast food receipts (which I definitely don't do).
Sure, I'll still steal your coffee and hack your laptop and probably put glitter bombs in your air vents because that's what siblings DO, but I'd never call you replacement. That's just... cruel. And not the fun kind of cruel like putting hair dye in Dick's shampoo.
ANYWAY! I got adopted! And I wanted you to know because despite all evidence to the contrary, your opinion actually matters to me! (If you tell anyone I said that, I will replace all your Red Bull with decaf and deny everything.)
Crime Alley the cat says hi. She still hates Dick but she seems to like you. Traitor.
