#@remlie

Pros of dating Remlie:

Amicable - It’s rare for Remlie to wear anything but a smile on her face! This, along with her laid-back nature, means that she’ll likely never be upset with you. Or at least, you’ll never know she is. She also won’t take it personally when you criticize her; she’ll just laugh, nod, and adjust her behavior to suit you (probably.) 

Attentive - Remlie’s very quick to hone in on a partner’s interests and tastes and learn about them! She’ll know exactly what buttons to press for you and how to make you happy. 

Eager - Whatever you want to do, Remlie’s almost certainly down for it. Nothing scares her, and very little bores her either. Nothing is awkward with her around, as she has an effortless enthusiasm for everything.

Cons of dating Remlie:

Gross - The woman literally works with garbage, I dunno how else to break it to you. Being a professional ‘cleaner’ doesn’t mean she extends the same care to herself. What’s that weird stain on her jacket? How long has this meatball parm been sitting in her passenger seat? Are we sure she actually has a working sense of smell? All of these are fun little mysteries you’ll ponder the answers too when dating her.

Player - Remlie is quick to get involved, but slow to commit. She would never cheat on a partner… but did y’all ever actually specify you were in a quad with each other? Her language will be evasive, her eye wandering, and her days with you numbered. 

Secretive - A big part of Remlie’s reluctance to settle down is her aversion to being vulnerable with her partner. Dating her means you might see through the cracks of her mask, but it doesn’t mean that she’ll take it off in front of you. The longer you’re with her, the more you’ll realize she’s hiding from you, and the more it’ll eat at you that she hasn’t opened up yet. Especially when you consider how much she already knows about you :/

♥️ Remlie’s Flush Turn-on: Privacy & Mystery. 

Remlie finds it so much easier to flirt and play around with people that neither ask nor answer too many questions. The more she knows about you, the less in-the-moment she’ll feel with you, and the more you try to know about her, the less comfortable she’ll be around you. 

Plus, isn’t there just something sooooo exhilarating about still being a stranger to your lover?