Some ExxJ in my life with a million fly-away hairs and wrinkled clothes: I still have errands to run, everyone at work is incompetent and skirts the system somehow, my friends and family are all having a crisis that only I am supposedly capable of handling, I am the most deserving of a raise but all of the nincompoops who do fuck all are getting them for some ungodly reason, I STUBBED MY TOE EARLIER AND IT’S BEEN BLEEDING FOR HOURS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO THAT I CANNOT TEND TO IT AND IM JUST SLOWLY DYING AND LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS FROM BLOOD LOSS I SWEAR I JUST NEED A BREAK FOR ONCE!!!
Me, an IxxP, sunglasses and unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt on, bare feet up on the table while sipping a pina colada: so take a break
ExxJ: *Spontaneously combusts*
