Ganked my caption from my submission to @shadowpiratemonkey7 since she made the foolish mistake of letting me draw her trash goblin.
8XA is the kind of vaguely pretty enough to get by on her looks type that keeps abusing the same fucking Instagram filters to hide that she picked the wrong shade of lipstick and committed to it since 90% of her hookups are in bad lighting at parties, and she thinks "smiling with your eyes" means doing that axe crazy look that everyone agrees looks like you're axe crazy but she plays stupid because she doesn't think she's axe crazy. However, anyone who's ever had a bad experience with her can look at any photo of her ever and is like, "you know what, I can totally see it, how drunk was I?"
Unfortunately she's also the kind of confident enough in her mediocre bedroom skills that she sells it. And good word of mouth is more widespread than the alternative. Honestly drawing this I'm willing to bet that even if she doesn't try, my Ames is at least half a head taller than her, because 5XZ is. Massive. But Ames doesn't have the confidence if you get her out of familiar haunts, unless she's on business and has a permit to enforce a restraining order with, y'know. Violence. It's the quartz way, okay?
But yeah uh. 8XA is CLEARLY unhinged in hindsight, and it's 2020, but there's a whole bunch of low standards peridots that don't know better. So she keeps getting praise despite not being the 8 she thinks she is. /shot
