Author: gurlsrool Rating: Mature Status: Complete Length: 7K Summary:
Itâs not going viral because Janeâs true identity was exposedâor even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That partâs as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.
No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this âJaneâ is at sexting.
The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on âa piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girlâ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).
Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.
