#5minutes

A few days ago, I shared a playlist I did with all of the musics I quoted on here. And then I thought that it would be funny to compile together the actual parts of each song and create an audio.

So during my procrastinating time, I did it and this is the result:

*Musik stops*

Brain that’s sad i liked that song

Me *anoyed* yeah me too

brain: did your Smartphone shut down again?

me it lookes like it 

Brain  but why? you were at 80% 

me it’s broken of course it has some issues

Brain then you should by a new one

Me  if i hade the money for it yes

Brain well then that is sad

me yeah it is

Brain ANYWAYS

me *sceptical* yes?

Brain now we can talk for a while again

me why should i?

Brain because you have to walk for 30 minutes to get home anyways and you dont have anything else with you to kill time.

me: i could ignore you.

Brain but that would be rude AND ... me *sigh* and?

Brain Next week is Valentines day

me and?

Brain  NEXT WEEK IS VALENTINES DAY

Me AAAAND?

Brain you should do something with someone

me why? and who?

Brain perhaps your Red Panda

me i’m carrying Miya with me around anyways but don’t you think that would be sad? to hang out with a plushy?

Brain i don’t mean miya!

me I KNOW. i just tried to dodge the subject.

Brain you can’t dodge me you know that. you’re to lazy for that

Me and whos fault is it?

Brain guilty in charge

me i hate you

brain i love you to.  But serieously ask her!

Me why should i ask her?

Brain  cause you have feelings for her

me: yeah but if we think about your proof from the last time i would be in love with all of my friends.

Brain yeah ok but.

me No but. i would literally die for all of my friends and i want them to be happy to.

Brain but ...

Me you know i would literally travel to the hell and back just to help them.

Brain I’m getting tired of that let us ask someone else

me now you know how i feel! WAIT! who the fuck do you want to ask?

Brain you’ll see go tell him what you think

Heart fucking ASK HER

me  ... *sudden Pain in chest appears* i hate you

Brain he is my best proof that i said is true

Heart I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T ASK HER I AM GOING TO TORTURE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!!!!!!!

me *Pain intensifies* you’re tourturing me already

Heart IT’S GOING TO BE FUCKING WORSE IF YOU DON’T DO ANYTHING!!!

me geeeze -us christ ok calm down.

*5 minutes of texting*

me ok i did it. Are you pleased now?

Heart oh my god! oh my god!  what if we’re anoying for her! what if she says no! WHY did you do that?

me ...

Heart WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

me you were literally forcing me

Heart NO I DON’T! you could’ve said no

me are you kidding me?

Brain what is the worst thing that could happen? that she says no.

me no the worst thing that could happen is that i meet her we’re screwing that up

Heart I SWEAR IF YOU SCREW THAT UP I I’LL STOP WORKING

me pls not.

brain as much as we know her she will say yes anyways

me you’re probably right

Brain YEAH what should we talk about next?

me perhaps why the fuck you still refuse to encourage me in more useful things