DECLARATION
Your foreskin is you power, brothers!
The almightiest god Scrogus has told me that you must trim your foreskin to keep it at an ideal length monthly. Between 5 and 7 inches is good but check with your local barber to see what length works best for you. If he says he doesn't understand, he's lying. All barbers know this ancient knowledge. They must gatekeep it, however, from would be infiltrators!
Tell them the secret pass phrase and they will concede.












