Somebody was in a veh-wee veh-wee bad mood at 0200. . Officer Angry Face: Did you notice the sign? . Me: Which one, Officer? . Officer Angry Face: Do you know why you’ve been pulled over? . Me: Because I didn’t see the right sign, Officer? . Officer Angry Face: *pursed lips* I clocked you over the speed limit, and you failed to stop at the line - License, registration, sir. . Me: of course! Here ya go, Officer. . Officer Angry Face: What in the... . Me: Sorry about that, Officer. I was... . Officer Angry Face: ...is that... . Me: Hot Mustard and ketchup. I tried to clean it off my license, but you kinda grabbed it off me before I had the... . Officer Angry Face: Be right back. . Me: My bad, officer. It’s been a long day. Haven’t eaten, and... . Officer Angry Face: *walks back to cop car* . Me: *cleaning up my milkshake and spilled sauces* . Officer Angry Face with Hot Mustard and Ketchup All Over Him: You we’re doing 47 in a 45. Slow down. Clean yourself up. Focus on the road! . Me: Yes, Officer. *eats a chicken nugget* . Officer Angry Face: *hands back drivers license with hot mustard and ketchup wiped off it*...and pay attention to the signs! . Me: I did, officer. It said, Drive Thru, 24hrs - want a nugget? I got hot mustard and ketchup... . Officer Angry Face: *grins* . Dude got me doing 47 in a 45? At least it was just a warning. If it was a ticket...I would’ve put mayo all over my license, too. 😈 . #OfficerAngryFace #47mph #justawarning #iwasrespectful #2am #iwashungry #chickennuggets #hotmustard #madehimgrin #besafeoutthere #thinblueline https://www.instagram.com/p/B8dZAmTJa2u/?igshid=49m5br37yerf