#3msktrs

"I'm so not going to do this!"

Usually these meetings were done over coffee or tea in some cute little ocean-side restaurant or some other "hot" spot for paparazzi to convienently come in and take well-directed photographs of their two-year-running Model of the Year. Usually she was dressed casually but well-made up and collected and gave her manager just the right amount of smiles. They had a great relationship, see? Right in front of the camera, smile! 

This time she was called to his office. 

Up on the big screen was her latest photoshoot; an ad for Victoria's Secret. She did underwear and bras, nightgowns, and lingerie. She did swimsuits and right at the very end, her agent decided she would do a few nudies. She didn't mind; she'd seen ads for VS that showed just skin for their makeup and scent lines. It was a fun photoshoot for sure, and half the time she was on the beach. She loved being on the beach. They also dolled her up instead of doing weird makeup and weird hair, which she had been stuck with for a while. They seemed to enjoy her enthusiasm to be outside as much as she did. Really, she didn't have a problem with that shoot.

But as always, whenever you give an inch, you're shoved a mile. She'd walked into the lavish office that usually had it's many windows wide open and streaming in light to show the view that was afforded to her manager. It was new; between her and some of his other clients, he'd been making it pretty big lately and was definitely loving showing off what it's gained him. This time the shades were drawn and Kass found the room a little drab and boring. Some people liked the stainless steel, empty, modern look. It was too cold for her.

The room was too cold for her in other ways too. She had sat down in his leather chairs and couldn't seem to keep the goosebumps off her skin or her hands to not shake. Even still, she didn't comment on it. The meetings were always short when they weren't putting on a show and she'd requested that they slow down on the shoots and shows for a little while so she could focus on her family and friends. And so that she could maybe actually get to see a competition or two of her boyfriend's. They were coming over tonight and she was beyond excited. It'd been so long since they'd all been together...

It caught her up in her mind so much that she didn't notice that there was a naked man lounging over in the corner for anyone to see all that he had to offer. All, that he had to offer. Kass didn't notice him whatsoever until, after the usual pleasantries, her agent gestured in that direction.

Naturally, she had turned red and turned back to the man who'd been controlling her modelling career up to date. An explanation was quickly forthcoming, with her last shots moving up to the screen to show her that this was "nothing new".

Even still, she was outraged. All the times she had taken her clothes off for modelling, it'd been classy. The finished pictures showed nothing inappropriate and she was not ashamed of her body in any way. She actually enjoyed the freedom those kind of pictures gave her. What her agent was suggesting though? That was too far. It was way too far.

"I have a boyfriend, in case you haven't remembered all your little plugs about our romance." Anger was not familiar to Kass; she was used to being upset, sad, defensive...not angry. It hurt her to feel the tightening in her jaw, to realize her nails were digging into her hands.

"I allowed your shoots where you promised I'd be covered and then ended up doing it with my hair, or with the set. I allowed the shots for Victoria's Secret because I've seen how they use them. I even played up the relationship thing with that asshole male model for Express so you wouldn't get embarrassed in front of your senior, fellow agent, but this is asking too much! I told you I wasn't doing pornography shoots and I wasn't doing anything involving genre. "Anything involving that genre', Viktor, includes toys! And will you!"

Oops. At some point Kass had gotten up and realized she had strode across the room to the other male model who, if she was being honest, was very pretty and if she was being logical, she would look good in photographs with. 

"-put on some clothes! There is no one here to impress with...that." Her lips twisted and she turned back to Viktor and shook her head.

"No toys, no jellies or lubes, no costumes, no bondage, no. Just, no, Viktor. I cannot even believe you are asking this of me."

"Here's the thing, doll. What you asked of me was that I stop bringing in the shows and shoots for you so that you could have a "normal" life for a time. You won Model of the Year twice in a row because of me. You won because I put your face and your body out there in as many shows and shoots as I could, and I did a lot of work to convince people to take you on! In case you hadn't realized it yet, you're short by about three inches to be a real model. Even still, I worked my magic and this is what happened, for you. You're famous, sweetheart! And I made you that way. Now we need to step it up and put a finger in all the pies so that you are a well-rounded supermodel and keep your fame going up and up! That cannot happen with you deciding you're going to take a little "break". The fashion world doesn't need people who will come and go as they please; they need slaves to their every whim! So I've allowed you to take your break from clothing stores and runways but you need to do something. I can't have a client who isn't bringing in revenue and prestige for me! This is just the next step. You need to take the next step, Kassandra. Or you'll be finished modelling."

That stupid boy was not putting clothes on. What? Did he like the frigid breeze making his junk look anything but impressive? Did her agent not tell him that she was so beyond not interested? Even if she wasn't taken, she would be beyond not interested. He was a model. That was like asking for a career ruiner. Although, apparently she was doing a good job of that herself because she wanted some time to stop neglecting her best friends.

"Well then maybe I'm finished." Kass finally said, quietly. She let that sink in for a moment, her eyes not even filling with tears as she raised her chin and finished primly, "Thank you Viktor, for all that you have done for me. It's been a brilliant ride and our partnership has been very good for both of us. I wish you the best in your career and I will always remember that it was you that put me on the right track to stardom."

"But...No, sweetie, that's not what I meant. We can put a hold on this shoot if you need the weekend. Really, it's okay! I-"

"Goodbye, Viktor."

And then she turned and walked out.

Really, it was for the best. She had her twins coming over that night and she didn't want to feel guilty about being wheedled into a porn photoshoot the whole time. She could figure out what her next step was later. After this weekend.

I vaguely remember that she'd gotten up crazy early so that she had time to get herself all especially pretty for Chace, because she was crazy nervous. Even though they already had their first kiss and Valentine's Day and the party and stuff, he's still her best friend and it's different now. She's used to being all dressed up, and now she had to find a way to make it special for him. So anyways she settled on some completely weather-not-appropriate tunic shirt and boots. I do remember that, and they were going out in the snow. And I think she had like, a little leather jacket or something asinine. lol.

----  EDIT I FOUND MORE!!! This is all I have of their first date lmao ---- 

 Kass: *is running a little late, throwing on a pair of earrings as she hurries down her dorm stairs and out the door, an apology already on her lips as she ducks out of the portrait* I'm not late I swear! Chace: *leaning up against the wall in front of the common room door waiting for Kass, playing with a yoyo while he did and looks up as she all but runs out of the door, blinking at her words and then laughs, pocketing the yo-yo and pushing off the wall and walks towards her* you weren't late. I was early *grins and then leans in to kiss her, cupping her cheek* Hi. *grins again and then looks her up and down, taking her hand and spinning her* you look great. Kass: Exactly! *beams and kisses him back, giggling as she's spun* You like it? I mean...*attempts for a serious look* This old thing? Ah, it's been in the back of my closet for a while...*grins* Hi. Were you waiting long? Chace: *grins* that old thing no one's seen before? *teasing* Just a couple of minutes, don't worry *holds out his hand* ready to go? Kass: *nods* Exactly. It was from the days when I was a lot taller than this, like a foot taller, you know? Luckily I was able to salvage it. And match it. *points to her shoes* Good. I'm worth a few minutes of wait. Longer than that and I would have had to actually apologize. I couldn't find my other shoe. *wiggles her left foot and takes his hand* It was hiding. *smiles* Booooorrrrrnnnnn ready! Chace: you know, i can't say i remember those times. i remember the time you hadn't discovered heels yet, though *looks down at them as she points to her boots* i'm a big fan of them so I can't complain *impish grin as he takes her hand and then laughs* alright! make sure that shoe doesn't run away from you again. *grins and starts leading her outside* so, first thing first, i need to go to Zonko's, refill my stash. Kass: ...must have got my directional sense mixed up. Back when I was a foot shorter. *self-teasing, shaking her head* Yeah, because with them you don't have to bend all the way over to reach me. *sniffs* Damn genetics. *waves her free hand* I will do my best; as long as it is on my foot I think we're good. *smirks* I figured. I have a little something to pick up there too. *flutters her lashes* So we're good. Chace: that's definitely a plus, can't deny it *grins* especially about two years ago when i sprouted upwards a foot and a half away from you *teasing* oh? *tilts his head at her, grinning* And what does this little something entail? Kass: Was it really that long enough that we were almost the same general size? *blinks* Now you're just a giant. *pokes him with her free hand* Can't say I mind too much though. You're a good pillow. *grins, and then snickers* Just some...sugar quills. I have the munchies. *skips a step* What are you getting? Chace: time flies *laughs as she pokes him* cuz i'm cuddly and squishy and all those wonderful pillow adjectives? From Zonkos- a fanged frisbee, Filch confiscated my last one. Though I could really go for a fizzing whizbee right now too. 

Nadia: *bounced in, balancing a ton of CDs that are balanced on DVDs that are balanced on board games that are balanced on pillows that are balanced on blankets* I"M READY!

Chace: *has his arms full of junk food and is having fun balancing a bottle of soda on the top of his head* Look how much poise I have. Kass, you've taught me well.

Nadia: He stuck it on there.

Chace: No I didn't. *he puts down the chips and candy and soda before leaning in to kiss Kass once, softly* Hi beautiful.

Nadia: *puts her things down and then clears her throat and turns to Kass, waiting a moment before running at her, jumping and grabbing on to her tightly* KAAAASSS!

Chace: *was pushed out of the way, landing on his butt on the floor with a humph* Nadia!

Nadia: *wraps her legs around Kass* You can't peel me off! Go away! *nuzzles her head in Kass' neck*

  Kass: *sitting on the couch with her new smartpad, flipping through the pictures of a shoot she recently did while she waits for the long-awaited 3MSKTRS reunion, having put her hair up and put on casual clothes for the first time in months very very happily; as soon as the twins came in, she dropped it on a side table and beamed* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! *jumps up and looks with wide eyes at the music, movies, games, and food they brought as well as comfort items, laughing* I do have things, you know. *claps her hands* Ohmigod, name off the offerings!! *kisses Chace* Very poised, I'm proud. *grins and turns to Nadia, holding out her arms* NAAAADIAAA! *squeezes her tight and spins and spins and spins* You should just plant yourself in my suitcase and come everywhere with me forever and ever I miss you too much!

  Chace: *He laughs and then shrugs with a grin on his face* Nadia went a little overboard.

Nadia: Not just me! He did too, actually he didn’t waaaaant me to come, and I said I should leave early *winks exaggeratedly*

Chace: Snitch.

Nadia: *ignores this* besides! You’re always spoiling us so, *in sing song voice* ouuuuuur tuuurn! *she laughs as Kass spins them* Yes! I miss you like crazy! You know what, I’m just going to shrink myself and live on your shoulder, good? Good!

Chace: *Deciding to cut in, he grins wickedly before he picks up Kass while she still has Nadia wrapped around her* Look at what I have to do to get you guys’ attention! Geesh- *spins quickly in playful retribution*

Nadia: *squealing, she laughs as she’s higher off from the ground, wondering if that’s how giants saw the world and then looked down at Chace* Don’t let us fall!!

  Kass: Well I am so freaken glad she did! Music that doesn't have a step-two-three beat and movies that don't talk about how great fashion is and games that have nothing to do with how to add expression to your photoshoots, I think I'm in heaven! And food. *bites her lip so she doesn't follow through on the urge to squeal and jump up and down* I bunk with other models sometimes who eat a cube of cheese every time they feel hungry and then I'd feel bad about eating a cheeseburger. *laughs* Well, if I liked them, I would. Anyways, thank you. *mwah* Like a shoulder monkey?! I'd dress you reallllly pretty. Can you really though? I have to go to Milan or something stupid for an entire two weeks pretty soon, I think, and I'll just be so bor- *squeals and doesn't know who to hold onto - Chace or Nadia - and ends up with an arm around both of them* This is what the paparazzi should be photographing...Me Sandwiches! *beams* ...how early are we talking?

  Nadia: Exactly! This is exactly what it is- a little slice of Tudor Twins Heaven. *she grins* That’s why we’re gonna leave it with you. *she nods* Except…not one of my fluffy pillows.

Chace: *he wrinkles his nose, hearing her talk about the other models and their gross unhealthy eating habits, and then grinned wide to hear Kass talk about eating a cheeseburger* And that is why I love you.

Nadia: I have no doubt you would!*beams* We can try to shrink me now and check! That would be an adventure…but we’d have to make sure we can grow me back to regular size.

Chace: *he grins and then laughs* No problem, we’ll just make you eat the cake from Alice in Wonderland.

Nadia: YES! Oh- we brought actual cake. *beams*

Chace: *spins them around again and laughs, squeezing tightly at the mention of a ‘Kass Sandwich’ and sets Kass and Nadia back down* They’re nowhere to be found when we need them. We’ll have to remember to do this in public.

Nadia: As soon as you two start making smoochie faces at each other more often than not *she giggles and goes over to the food to open the box of cake* But Kass, if you don’t want me to ever everrrrr leave, you know I can’t deny you.

Chace: *he snorts, wrapping his arms around Kass’ waist and leaning his head on her shoulder* But you can deny me easily enough, huh?

Nadia: Yep! *swipes a bit of frosting off the cake and licks it off her finger*

  Kass: So if I send single scrap pieces of parchment with just 'TTH' on it, you'll come to me immediately right? It can be our SOS, but better. Because I'm selfish and need a lot of Tudor Twins Heaven. *claps* Oh, that's okay. I know we can't separate you and your fluffy pillows. *laughs, and then laughs again* Because I'm mean and eat them in orgasmic pleasure right in front of them where they can smell the beefy goodness? Babbbyyy. *kisses him again and then nods seriously* Yes, having you pocket sized all the time wouldn't be a good thing. How am I supposed to snuggle with you if I'll squish you? *sighs* Problems. *blinks for a moment and then spins around* Did you find Alice's cake?! Oh, I'd love to meet the Mad Hatter...*spins again and again and then oomps as she's squished, unable to even care that their squeals and laughter and happiness were probably loud enough for the neighbors to hear* Public Sandwich, needing a check. *nods and then laughs, pushing Chace's face the other direction* Then we need to keep your face to yourself. It's too tempting and I need Nadia time! *rests her hands on Chace's arms anyways, sighing in happiness again* I can't deny either of you. It's such a cucumber.

  Nadia: Oh! Good idea! Our own secret code! Yes. I like this. *she nods, smiling brightly*

Chace: *he laughs, wiggling his eyebrows and then nodding once* Yes. *he grins before kissing her back and once he pulls back he’s just grinning again*

Nadia: I don’t think I’d like being literally squished, no. *she wrinkles her nose and then laughs* We’re all mad in here!

Chace: *He groans as Kass pushes his face away from her, his eyes narrowing playfully in a glare in Nadia’s direction* Nadia, I hate you.

Nadia: You love me! *beams* You both love me. *she grins and blows both of them a kiss*

Chace: A cucumber?

Nadia: *wrinkles her nose* Doesn’t sound nearly as yummy as cake- here, have some! *Takes a piece with her fingers and feeds it to Kass.*

  Kass: I'm surprised we didn't have one already. Though honestly people thought we were talking in codes when we were talking about knights and princesses and swords...*purses her lips* Stupid people.  *laughs* My agent thinks I'm a horrible child when I do that. He tells me so on frequent occasion. *clearly proud of that and adopts the man's accent* Kassandra, you are just a despicable human being. *grins* No, being literally squished would be painful I would think. *presses her hands against her ribs and then nods* Painful. *amused at the banter and catches the kiss* Of course we do. And yes, a cucumber. It's this random green oblong thing but it has the potential to be something awesome! Like putting it in facials or on your eyes soothes redness and swelling and puffiness, or you can slice it up and eat it raw which is delicious, or you can pickle it and I guess that's yummy to some people. So me being unable to deny both of you anything is like a cucumber. Because it's gotten me a lot of awesome things too. *opens her mouth obediently to eat the cake and mmmmmmmmms* Have I said I loved you? I love you. Mmmm! *wiggles in delight* It's so good!

  Chace: ‘Stupid’? Hmm, I have a couple of more choice adjectives.

Nadia: *refrains from reprimanding him, as she agreed, and then brightens* Oh! Maybe we –should- make a secret code of knights and princesses and swords! No one would ever know it was a code, because it’s expected of us.

Chace: But then how would –we- know the difference?

Nadia: Context, Chace, context.

Chace: *his grin widens and then he laughs as Kass explains what she meant by ‘cucumber’. He didn’t really understood her logic, but then again he never fully did to begin with. * If you say so, baby.

Nadia: *she beams, clapping her hands together* It is?! Oh good! I made it all by my onesome. *licks the frosting and then amends with a small smile* Except the frosting, that came in a container.

Chace: Let me taste *licks a trace of frosting off the corner of Kass’ mouth, grinning wide afterwards* Frosting’s the best part *teases*

Nadia: *sticks her tongue out* Meanie.

  Kass: *giggles* Yes, I remember your favourite one being 'ass' but I prefer stupid jerks. *pauses to consider it and then smiles* So what would they stand for? I mean, I know you're the princess and I'm the lady and the lady has the knight. *quite happily* But I was broken up with because of the connotation of 'sword'. *shrugs* I do say so! I'm so glad you brought food. I'm so hungry now! Thank merlin for your king of cakes, Nadia. I want to eat it allllll. *slowly smiles as Chace licks icing from her lips, looking at him for a moment before she tells Nadia,* It's just because that's all he's tasted. Here. *takes a small piece of the cake and smears it on Chace's mouth* Eat your words.

  Nadia: Ass is such an ugly word though.

Chace: Fitting, given that he was ugly as fu

Nadia: Fudge, yes, I brought that too Chace! *eyes narrowing before she starts to contemplate* Well obviously, we all keep our titles to refer to ourselves. A sword can mean like…a problem! Or trouble. Say something like ‘The knight has a big sword’ and it would mean that Chace is in trouble.

Chace: *he laughs and then nods* I do have a big sword though.

Nadia: What kind of trouble are you in? *blinks*

Chace: No I mean, literally, a toy sword.

Nadia: Oh.

Chace: *lips twitch* Metaphorically, too-

Nadia: Oh grosss, Chace, gross. *her nose wrinkles and then beams at the ‘king of cakes’ comment* You’re welcome.

Chace: Hey!- *he tries to lean his head away as she smears the cake, and he has to open his mouth and lick it from her fingers and his lips before it ended up being smeared up to his nose or something. Smacking his lips afterwards, he pauses and then relents* Okay, it’s good.

Nadia: *beams* Yay!

Chace: Let’s wash it down *he pulls a little bottle out of his back pocket and it grows to full size as he holds it up- Captain Morgan rum.*

  Kass: *nods* And can be used so vulgarly. *eyebrows shoot up* He wasn't ugly externally. Just interally is where he was all messed up. And really, the rumors that Hogwarts loved to spread about us when they were bored were pretty believable. *grins* We just look really hot together. *considers Nadia's words for a moment and then nods* A crown can be an idea, because it alights upon your head! *pauses to laugh* That awkward moment when you tell your sister you have a big...sword. *just finds that hilarious, and then moreso as Chace tries to get away from the cake instead of eating it and earning a mouthful* It's good, gosh. *clasps her hands behind her back* Uhoh. That's a dangerous thing to have. *grinning anyways* Very dangerous.

  Chace: *He didn’t really feel like talking about what’s-his-face anyway. In his mind, all of her past boyfriends were ugly, and he was the most amazing of them all. It was his reality, and he lived in it.* That’s true. *he laughs* Remember when that one Ravenclaw asked to video tape us?

Nadia: *She squeaks, remembering that embarrassing conversation too well, and then she shakes her head, laughing only once* Oh God, that was so embarrassing- we were 13!

Chace: *he laughs once* Yeah, and the black sheep of the family. What were the rest of our siblings doing at 13?

Nadia: Idon’twannaknow. *she purses her lips and then beams at Kass’ suggestion* Oh yes! That’s very good, I like this. We should write this down- anybody got a Quick Quotes Quill?

Chace: Yeah, I just happen to carry those around in my pocket all the time.

Nadia: Do you really- oh….sarcasm. Right. *bites her lip* Rum…oh dear.

Chace: *he grins and then waves the bottle around in front of their faces* Does that mean I should put it away?

Nadia: Don’t be so hasty! *she grins and then laughs and then turns to Kass* Oh! We could make that rum fudge you always make that’s so goooooood! And put on some jams *dances on the spot, wiggling her butt*

  Kass: ...I still don't get what the big deal was about the videotaping. We would have made a really cute filler plugs in the movie he was making. He probably wanted cuts to beautiful people setting the vibe for main character conversation. *blinks* Well...*shrugs* Okay. *points at a small desk for a moment and then frowns, spinning around to look at the room before lighting upon a pen sticking out of a flower pot* There! I found a writing utensil! *laughs* Can you imagine? You could be doing one of your tricks and have the quill poke you in the butt. *grabs the bottle and runs to grab glasses too* I love rum. Actually. It's so tasty. *hands him back the bottle and sets the shotglasses down with a definite clink, straightening back up with a grin* We could make that rum fudge. We can make pina coladas! We can make krafi, if we run out of everything else you guys brought. Or we can just drink it. *giggles* I'm not in charge of me after I start though. You brought it. *bounces over to the cds and picking one at random, plugging it into her system* Wooooooohoo!

  Nadia: *she blinks, realizing only after a moment that Kass didn’t get it* He wanted to follow us to the dormitory. At night?

Chace: *his lips twitch before he leans in to whisper the more plainly spoken version in her ear*

Nadia: *she giggles and shakes her head* Oh, I was kidding about the quill, now it’s time to have fun! *spins Kass around and giggles*

Chace: *he laughs as Kass takes the bottle away from him and he nods, admitting smugly* I know you do. *Of course he knew what his girlfriend liked. Taking the bottle back, he opens it and fills the shotglasses she set up for them* I say we leave the rum fudge for last, just in case. Besides, we brought regular fudge.

Nadia: *sings* If you like piña coladas! Or getting caught in the rain! And if you’re not into yoga….*she drifts off not remembering the lyrics and the continues away* Or you have half a brain! If you like making love at midniiiiiight…………da da dun, da da dun!

Chace: *laughing, he passes the shots over to Nadia after she stopped bouncing and then to Kass as she got back from popping in a CD* I’ll take care of you, no worries. *He grins and then raises his glass* What should we toast to?

Nadia: *sing song in a shrilly voice* Looooooooooooooooove!

  Kass: He wanted to watch us sleep? *rolls her eyes* Well, that's less interesting. *covers her mouth* I think I don't sleep pretty- *listens to Chace before color floods her face* Oh. *nervous giggle* Well, then I would have had a tape to leak. *pulls her hair out of her face and shakes her head, happily moving onto spinning with Nadia; after a few swings she lets go with one hand to grab Chace's shirt and make him spin with them too, spinning off on her own in giggles* Okay, we can. But if we drink all that it's a good thing you brought food too. Alcohol makes me so hungry. *sings Nadia's missing parts* If you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape, then I'm the love that you've looked for...write to me and escape! Writing. *rolls her eyes* That does a lot. *takes the shotglass, looks at the amber liquid and ignores her trepidation that she really was a lightweight, smiling up at Chace* You always do. *raises hers too with a big breath, smile widening into a soft beam* To love. I love you all! So, so soso much. Hotdamn. *puts the glass to her mouth and throws it back, swallowing fast and then squeals at the burn, raising the glass high in the air as she dances to the music*

  Nadia: *Giggled despite herself and then shook her head* Oh, babe, you still have a crap ton of years left to go before you need to resort to sex tapes. *giggles again*

Chace: *Especially since she already had nude pictures out. The thought was better left unspoken, given that it was a happy night, so instead he grinned along and joined in the spinning and twirling* Yeah, that was the point *he laughed*

Nadia: No, that was the point for him. *she grins* but I’m not complaining. *claps as Kass finishes up the song for her* Brava!

Chace: *laughing, and then nods at Kass’ addition to the toast* Hear hear! *He chugs the drink down, putting the glass down with a chink sound as it hits the counter again, sighing at the warmth down his throat*

Nadia: *coughing a bit at the end, not very good at shots to begin with but she wasn’t one to be left behind.* I love you both lots, lots, loooooooots. *she beams and then throws her arms around both of them again to start dancing, laughing along*

  Kass: *spins a ring she wore around her right thumb around and around, shrugging for a moment* Maybe. I don't think that should ever be necessary. It's private. *glances over at Chace thinking that maybe she was pretty close to that kind of stuff regardless and sighed, not wanting to think about work* I need another please sir! *holds out her glass* And then you both need to tell me what you've been up to. *squeezes Nadia tight, reaching out one hand automatically to hold onto Chace's...connecting to both of them like she always loved to* Starting out by the least deathly things, first?

  Nadia: It was a joke, cuddlebuns. *she giggled a bit at her pet name and then decidedly left the subject, knowing fully well that the moment Kass and Chace actually sat down and talked about it to each other, instead of to her, it might not start out so pretty.*

Chace: Of course m’lady! *he grins, picking up the bottle and pours her another shot* Pace yourself after this, though.

Nadia: We’ll pace when we’re dead! *giggles and then shakes her head* No, not really, obviously, I’ll actually wait a little bit on mine.

Chace: *chuckles and then sways in the big tangle of limbs they had turned into again* Least deadly? Boring. Actually- I do have one: went to this marketing meeting where they bounced off ideas on the best way to sell my image: booooring. And I’m not getting a tattoo.

Nadia: *she laughs* Not even of Kass’ name?

Chace: Her name is tattooed on my heart. *he grins and then leans in to kiss her once while Nadia awws and giggles*

  Kass: *considers the name and then shrugs with a laugh, accepting it. Cuddlebuns, sweetcheeks...it all works. As long as they weren't patronizing her, she actually enjoyed them. She beamed when Chace poured her another shot, though the smile quickly turned into a pout when he was already half-cutting her off* Taking care of me doesn't mean drinking responsibly, does it? *spills a tiny bit as she spins around again* Oops. *licks the drops off her fingers and then drinks the shot; rum was seriously one of the things she loved the most...sometimes tequila too, if it was really spicy and well made, but rum just had a special place for her. She could drink it like water...not that it didn't affect her. It hit her almost immediately, but she could still drink it anyways* Well it gives me heart attacks to think of the dangerous stuff. My heart beats really fast. It's beating really fast right now, just thinking of thinking of dangerous stuff! *puts their hands her heart* Can you feel that? God. *bounces as a new song comes on* Selling your image? *blinks twice* What? You have an image. Freaken sweet gentlemen in leather on a board with a supermodel girlfriend. Duh. *grins anyways at the tattoo thing* I can't get one of those. *kisses him back* Adding smooth-talking to that list.

  Chace: *he laughs and then shakes his head as he pours another shot for him* No, but you get drowsy when you get drunk. *he says teasingly, laughing again afterwards as she’s already spilling her drink, making sure to take his shot before it spills too.*

Nadia: Well then youuuuu’ll be happy to know that there is absolutely no more dangerous things in my life. *she paused, thinking it over, not wanting to lie after all and figured that wasn’t totally true all the time, or actually not, there was danger everywhere at all times, but Kass was right, her heart was beating really fast and Nadia didn’t want to upset it any further* Stop thinking about it then! Happy things only. *she nods*

Chace: *He laughed at her simple explanation and nodded* Yes, that. My agent’s just-

Nadia: A jeeeerk. *she nods* Even I don’t like it, and I like everybody. Except mean people. And he is. Really mean.

Chace: Eloquent, sis.

Nadia: Thank you! *beams and dances over to open a bag of chips*

Chace: *laughs* And I landed a 360 inward heelflip after a tail grind!

Nadia: That’s technically on the dangerous side. *she nods but then beams* It was wicked cool though, even if we’d be at a hospital right now if he had missed.

  Kass: Do not! I get crazy hyper and have no idea what I'm doing, then I get sleepy because I burn so much energy so fast. *grins* That's why you feed me. *spins towards Nadia* More cake! *sighs out in relief* Really really? Thank the Merlin! You deserve only happy, only all the time! *blinks* Wisdom. But if I only think of the happy things, then I miss the bad things and they come back to bite me on my famous angel butt. *scowls massively when Chace brings up his agent*Pretentious has-been who's living off of Chace's talent because he has none. I like that better. *blinks at the board-talk* Tail-grinding, going down rails or whatever, and you went in a circle..what? Wait. *crosses her arms* Hospitals are unacceptable. Why would you end up in the hospital? Are there not charms on your board? It's not cheating. *slaps a hand to her face* One of these days you're going to break a gazillion bones in your body doing something unprotected and then I will take your board and knock the sense right back into your head! Merlin. Anyways, did you record it?