Can I ask for a yandere 2P England pls? It's so rare to see one these days
Ah, right, Oliver, haven't wrote stuff for him in a while.
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2P England Yandere Headcanons
Platonic:
🪄 Obsessive type (and manipulative by nature), whether or not you're just friends or someone he feels compelled to nuture, he's just fixated on you.
🪄 Despite his feelings being entirely platonic, he's actually just as dangerous to people in your social circle depending on how they act.
🪄 Instead of manipulating you, he manipulates the people around you to act how he wants them too. If people act up? Well he might just need to 'correct' them a little. He can always make them disappear forever if it keeps happening.
🪄 Clingy. He doesn't want to let go of his friend for very long periods of time. He'll say nothing's wrong when you ask, that he just wants to be close. It's probably one of the most honest things he does, looking for affection from you. He hates letting go, but knows you have a life.
🪄 He's going to check in with you a lot, either through text or calling you. Like a once a day sort of thing unless you don't answer, then you might get a wall of spam asking what happened. He's fine if you just didn't see the messages but he will ask what you were doing.
🪄 He's going to show up in your home uninvited a lot with a copy of your home's key that you know you sure as hell know you didn't give him. He'll get huffy and pout if you seem annoyed or disturbed.
"I just came by to help with some chores and you're acting all scared? Geez, it's a labor of love darling."
🪄 Changes the subject when you talk about any person you may be seeing at the time because he immediately doesn't trust said person. Will see if he can dig up dirt on your partner when you're not around. If they come clean, fine. Oliver will bask in your happiness for a little while.
🪄 Will make connections with your closest family members or friends (whether manipulation is used is up to him) just so you have to hear about him a lot, making sure you don't just 'forget' about him.
🪄 Brings you meals unprompted all the time. (Don't worry, he doesn't put anything into it, he just wants you to be fed. He's like those asian aunties that ask if you've ate yet or not. Free food is free food.)
🪄 If someone hurts you emotionally or physically, he only needs a nod from you to royally ruin their life. He's extremely vicious, but he'll come back to take care of you when it's all over.
Romantic:
🪄 Posessive to the point where you're being held on a leash sometimes. He'll say something about being cheated on in the past (most likely a lie) and you might feel bad for a while about wanting to be your own person.
🪄 Straight up confesses in disturbing detail just how much he cares for you when the first romantic rival of his gets way too close to stealing you out from under him. He doesn't care how you see him after that as long as you just stay with him. He stabilizes mentally if you just accept him despite his outburst. (It might just make his heart shatter if you don't.)
🪄 Trust is given freely until he gets a bad feeling. He'll follow you around whenever he thinks something bad's going to happen. Yes, he considers it stalking, no, he doesn't care if you spot him or not. He can just explain it away and stick to your hip until that bad feeling goes away.
🪄 He develops this weird thing about keeping eye contact whenever he can. He's worse than a cat, he won't even look away when you do. He just likes looking at you, even if it starts to freak you out a little bit. It doesn't help that when he starts zoning out while staring at you, his eyes go dull.
🪄 He'll be friendly with your family even if he ends up despising them. He can play sweet even if he hates your friends too. He wants to be seen as harmless to anyone you care for. If he ends up liking them, it's a lot easier on him. In that case he'll be naturally connecting with people.
🪄 For those that hurt you though, that's a different story. Like when he isn't a yandere, if someone hurts his partner, he'll make them wish they were never born. But don't go worrying about all that! You need to rest, he'll take care of it and patch you up good as new. (He will use magic on you to heal you even if 'fixing it' costs his soul)
🪄 He's not going to let you leave, even in death, he'll bring you back from the dead just to lecture you for leaving him behind. (He'll most likely immortalize you before that happens but it could still happen! He may like your look when you're a little older too.) He'll cry about it despite it literally not being your fault (hopefully).
🪄 He doesn't put you on a pedistal. He doesn't want others putting you on one either. He isn't afraid to be vocal about that sort of thing either. You're not meant to be someone else's inspiration or obsession, you're his. Even if it's harmless it feels like it's teetering on that grey line of attraction from other people, which means just another person to worry about.
🪄 Something honest slips out of him everytime he gets upset about someone getting too close to you, even if you reassure him nothing's going on.
"I just want to be the only one, and when people are like that with you; it's certainly doesn't feel like it."
🪄 He's taking his emotions out on a lot more appliances than he would normally. It calms him down, but please just help him. He's no longer functioning right.

















