#2809

It sounds like Bilious Slick, the infamous Frog God, has something to do with probability. Maybe he's the guy you need to talk to, if you want to change your fate.

AA: ribbit ribbit ribbit AA: WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY TT: O_O AA: hahaha! AA: 0h w0w im sure y0u were just being faceti0us with that but y0u have n0 idea h0w funny that is right n0w

Seer clairvoyance, or excellent comedic instinct? You decide.

AA: maybe if i dig deep en0ugh int0 my circuitry and rer0ute all 0f my reserve p0wer thr0ugh my quantum based rand0m number generat0r i can pr0duce behavi0r s0 c0mpletely 0ff the wall that parad0x space will have n0 ch0ice but t0 change everything! [...] AA: maybe i will also rig my p0wer s0urce t0 the 0utc0me 0f the functi0n and rand0mly bl0w myself up!

As soon as Aradia accepts that she's not actually 0k with her situation, she begins to collapse under the stress of it. It's completely understandable, but it still hurts to watch.

Is this really how she goes out? Aradia Megido, Maid of Predestination, killed by a random number generator?

AA: talk t0 y0u later assuming i havent rand0mly bl0wn myself up! TT: Wait, don't go! TT: You were actually interesting. -- apocalypseArisen [AA] ceased trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --

Damn it, and she was actually starting to get somewhere with Rose. Homestuck is a tragedy.

Of course you were just venting about all that. Why would you blow yourself up on account of that silly conversation?

That conversation was far from silly. I'd bet a billion boonbonds that it was the most emotionally authentic you've been in months - and I think that trend is here to stay.

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