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2. 

💜: 아미생각

JK: 이건 늘 하지

💜: Think about ARMY

JK: That's something I do all the time

3. 

💜: 게임을하다🎮

JK: 같이 오버워치 할사람?

💜: Playing a game🎮

JK: Who wants to play Overwatch with me?

4. 

💜: 정구기 아이디 왜 바꿨는지 알려주기!

JK: 너무 길어서...

💜: Tell us why you changed your username!

JK: Because it was too long...

5. 

💜: 노래방에 가요 😎 ?

JK: 가고싶다ㅜ

💜: Go to a karaoke place😎?

JK: I want to goㅜ

6. 

💜: 사..사... 좋아해요

JK: 왜 사랑한다 말을 못하니!

💜: I lo..lo...like you

JK: Why can't you say you love me!

7.

💜: 저오늘너무똥마려윗는ㄴ데오  빠보고참을수이싸요 감사합니다

JK: ㅋㅋ ㅌㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋ

💜: I really neededd to poop todaybut seeing you halped me hold it in thank you*

JK: hahajahahahahajahaha

(T/N: *There were several typos.)

8. 

💜: Play PUBG with me???😀

JK: 나 배그는 못해요

JK: I can't play PUBG

9.

💜: 저메추 해쥬시죠!🍽

JK: 양꼬치 가쟈

💜: Please give me some dinner recommendations!🍽

JK: Lamb skewers lez geddit

10.

💜: 태형이형이랑 복싱시합하자 💜

JK: 에헤이 상대가 안 되지ㅎ

💜: Let's have a boxing match with Taehyungie-hyung💜

JK: Ayy come on, he's no match for me ha

11.

💜: 거울봐여 세상 유잼일 거예요

JK: 널 보는 게 더

💜: Take a look in the mirror, it'll be super fun

JK: Looking at you is even better

12.

💜: 산책하러 가세요.

JK: 귀찮!!!

💜: Go take a walk

JK: Can’t be bothered!!!

13.

💜: 오빠 오늘 운동했어?

JK: 어제요... 그래서 지금 힘들어요

💜: Oppa did you work out today?

JK: Yesterday... That’s why I’m having a hard time right now

14.

💜: 야 정국이 내 제안 안 보고 있구나... 농담이야 😂

JK: 농담 아닌듯

💜: So Jungkookie's really not looking at my suggestions huh...I'm joking

JK: I don't think you are

15.

💜: 대답 해

JK: 에?...

💜: Answer me

JK: Yes?...

16.

💜: 학교 숙제를 도와주다 ㅋㅋㅋ

JK: 도움 안 될 듯

💜: Help me with homework hahaha

JK: I probably wouldn't be of any help

17.

💜: 머지않아 염색을 할 건가요? 그냥 궁금해서.

JK: 아직 생각 없어요 ㅎ

💜: Will you be dyeing your hair soon? Just curious.

JK: I haven’t thought about it yet heh

18.

💜: 자신잇나 마

JK: 와 마 뜨겁네 니 자신있나?

💜: Ay yo you wanna go JK: Oh man things are heating up you wanna go?

(T/N: OP was using Satoori in a way that it seemed like they were looking to fight. Jungkook responded in kind.)

19.

💜: 대답하지 않아서 슬프다 😟

JK: 슬퍼하지 말아요

💜: I’m sad because you’re not replying 😟

JK: Don’t be sad

20.

💜: 사내맞선 정주행 !

JK: 이미 다 봤징

💜: Watch ‘Business Proposal’ !

JK: I already watched it alll

21.

💜: 볼링은 어때요?

JK: 헐 좋은데?...

💜: What about bowling?

JK: Ooh that sounds pretty good?...

22.

💜: 오빠가 말하는 대학 갈게요 말만 해줏세요.

JK: 본인이 하고 싶은대로 해야죠! 너의 킬은 네가 찾거라!ㅎ

💜: I'll go to the university you tell me to, just say the word

JK: You should do what you want! You need to find your own path!heh

23.

💜: 이제까지 시계를 먹으려고.? 😂

JK: 시계맛집...

💜: You’re still trying to eat clocks.? 😂

JK: Places to get tasty clocks…

(T/N: OP possibly used an online translator.)

24.

💜: 한국어 배워요! 저금 어려워요...

JK: 고마워요ㅜ

💜: I'm learning Korean! It's a little difficult…

JK: Thank youㅜ

25.

💜: 살을 빼고 싶은데 배고픈 건 어쩔 수 없어요. Hey jungkook 배고픔을 어떻게 참아

JK: 참치마요

💜: I want to lose weight but I can’t help being hungry. Hey jungkook how do you control your hunger pangs

JK: Tuna mayo*

(T/N: *The phrase ‘tuna mayo’ sounds similar to ‘don’t control it’ in Korean.)

26.

💜: 답장 안하면 삭발할게요

JK: 지금 이거 협박인데 거의

💜: If you don't reply I'm gonna shave my head

JK: This is pretty much blackmail right here

27.

💜: 정국 바나나우유나 치킨 고르자?

JK: 지금은 바나나

💜: Jungkook pick between banana milk and chicken?

JK: Right now, banana

28.

💜: 우짤래미

JK: 저짤래미

💜: so what

JK: ur face

(T/N: A meme in Korea that doesn't really mean anything. It is similar to the '~TV' or '~fridge' memes used previously.)

29.

💜: 오빠는 협박해야 답장해줘여..?ㅠㅠ 나지금 네번정도 보내는데 이것두 답장안해주면 나두 협박할거에요!❤️‍🔥

JK: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 너무 많아서 그래요 이해해주세요..ㅜ

💜: Oppa, do I have to threaten you to get a reply..?ㅠㅠ This is about my fourth time sending you something, if you don't reply this either I'm going to threaten you too!❤️‍🔥

JK: Hahahaha it's because there are too many replies... Please understand.. ㅜ

30.

💜: 다이어트 잘하라고 한마디 해주세요ㅜ

JK: 다이어트 가보자고

💜: Please say something to encourage me on my dietㅜ

JK: Diet, let’s go get it

31.

💜: 미치도록 웃어줘 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

JK: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅌㅋㅋ ㅌ ㅋ ㅌ ㅋ ㅌㅋㅌㅋㅌ ㅋㅋㅋ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ㅋ

💜: Laugh like crazy please hehehehe

JK: Hahahahahajahaha ja ha ja ha jahajahaja hahaha hahahahaha ha hahaha ha hahahaha hahahaha hahaha ha haha ha ja ha ha ha hahaha ha ha jajaha ha ha ha ha hahaha ha jajajajajajaha haha haha ha jaha hahaha ha hahaha

32.

💜: 턱걸이 500개

JK: 헐크도 못할 듯..?

💜: 500 chin-ups

JK: Even the Hulk probably couldn’t do that..?

33.

💜: 응~ 어쩔티비~ 저쩔티비~안물티비~안궁티비 ~뇌절티비~우짤래미~ 저짤래미~ 쿠쿠루빵뽕 지금 화났죠?

JK: 슉..슈..ㅅ..ㅅ..사..사랑행

💜 Yeah~ So what TV~ Ur face~ Didnt ask TV~ Don’t care TV~ Last one TV~ So what~ Ur face~ Lalalalala you’re mad aren’t you?  

JK: Swish..swish..s..s..Lo..Love you

(T/N: Both OP and JK’s answers are referencing a very popular SNL Korea sketch and recent Korean slang.)

34.

💜: 시력 200 vs IQ 200

JK: 후자

💜: 200 sight or 200 IQ

JK: The latter

35.

💜: Netflix에서 마이 네임을 시청하세요 🥊💜

JK: 마자 이것두 봐야하는데

💜: Watch ‘My Name’ on Netflix 🥊💜

JK: Oh right I need to watch that too

36.

💜: 왜케 완벽해♡^^

JK: 네가능

💜: Why are you so perfect♡^^

JK: You are heh

37.

💜: 넌 내꺼야 워워워워

JK: 워~ 워~

💜You’re mine Woawoawoawoa

JK:Woa~ Woa~

38.

💜: 오빠 하늘에서 떨어질 때 안 아프셨어요??ㅜ

JK: 좀 아팠는데 지금은 괜찮아요

💜: Oppa didn’t it hurt when you fell from heaven??ㅜ

JK: It hurt a little bit I’m fine now

39.

💜: 가을vs겨울?

JK: 겨울!!!

💜: Autumn vs winter?

JK: Winter!!!

40.

💜: 중딩 아들이 째려봄

JK: 같이 째려봐주세요

💜: My middle-school son is giving me dirty looks

JK: Do the same to him

41.

💜: 정국이 발아프니? 당신이 내 마음 속을 달리고 있기 때문에

JK: 어쩐지... 좀 욱신거리더라

💜: Jungkookie do your feet hurt? From running towards my heart?

JK: No wonder... It was aching a little

42.

💜: 나랑 라면 먹을래?

JK: 라면 먹고 갈래?

💜: Would you like to eat ramen with me?

JK: Do you want to come in for some ramen?

(T/N: Used in dating culture in Korea as a way of inviting someone in after a date, or even in general.)

43.

💜: 집 나간 정국이 단추 찾으러 가자 💜히히

JK: 들어오기만 해봐 아주 그냥

💜: Let’s go search for Jungkookie’s button who ran away from home💜 Heehee

JK: Just wait till you get home, hmph

44.

💜: 블루계열 vs 금발 염색할건데추천부탁!!!!!!!

JK: 블루우우우우우

💜: Blue highlights vs blond hair I’m going to dye my hair, please give me your recommendations!!!!!!!

JK: Bluuuuue

45.

💜: 여기 필리핀은 비가 옵니다☔️

JK: 저 비 좋아해요

💜: It’s raining here in the Philippines ☔️

JK: I like the rain

46.

💜: 라면?! nexflix and chill ..👀

JK: 요즘엔 고양이 보러 올래던데...등등

💜: Ramen?! Netflix and chill..👀

JK: I heard that these days it’s more like ‘do you wanna come in and see my cat’...hehe

47.

💜: 음 맛있다~

JK: 마트 다녀오셨나봐요?~ 호박고구마아아아!!!!!!!!!!!!

💜: Mhm, delicious~

JK: Guess you just came back from the supermarket?~ Pumpkin sweet potatooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

(T/N: Referencing a famous scene from the Korean sitcom, ‘High Kick’.)

48.

💜: 눈 vs 비 요거 둘 중에는?!

JK: 와.. 어렵다.. 이건 눈 비보다 눈을 만나기 더 힘드니까

💜: What about between these two, snow vs rain?!

JK: Wow.. That’s a tough one.. For this, I pick snow, because it’s harder to encounter snow.

49.

💜: 윤기야 나랑 결혼해줘

JK: 안녕하세요 윤기입니다?

💜: Yoongi-ah marry me

JK: Hello this is Yoongi?

50.

💜: 핸드크림 살건데 향 뭐 살까요?? 과일향? 정구기같은 머스크향?????!!!!!!!!!!??????

JK: 6시내고향

💜: I’m about to buy hand cream, but what scent should I get?? Fruity? Musky like Jungkook?????!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

JK: Hometown Report*

(T/N: *A pun, with TV programme ‘Hometown Report’, '6시내고향/Yeo-seot-si-nae-go-hyang' in Korean, wherein 'hyang/향' also means 'scent'.)

51.

💜: 방탄소년단의 노래 중 가장 좋아하는 노래는 무엇인가요?

JK: 어려워여...ㅠㅠ

💜 What is your favorite BTS song?

JK: That is too hard…ㅠㅠ

52.

💜: 당신은 크림 빵을 좋아합니까?

JK: 녜에에에

💜: Do you like custard buns?*

JK: Yesss

(T/N: A common bakery item in Korea that is essentially just bread stuffed with cream.)

53.

💜: 너는 네 어두운 세상에 빛이에요

JK: 너두요 ㅎ

💜: You are the light in my dark world

JK: You are too heh

54.

💜: 드립 불합격 입니다 ..

JK: 크... 죄송합니다 더 수련하겠습니다!

💜: These jokes are not making the cut ..

JK: Ah... I’m sorry I’ll practice harder!

55.

💜: 밤 vs 낮

JK: 밤 ㅎㅎ

💜: Night vs day

JK: Night hehe

56.

💜: 일렉트릭 기타를 치세요, 보고 싶어요

JK: 해보고 싶긴 했어요! 나중에?

💜: Please play the electric guitar, I want to see it

JK: I did want try it out! Next time?

57.

💜: 오빠......

JK: 왜.......

💜: Oppa……

JK: What……

58.

💜: 정국아 나 지금 아픈데 위로해줄래!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????😥😔

JK: 아프지마아아앙

💜: Jungkook-ah I’m in pain right now will you comfort me!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????😥😔

JK: Feel betteeeeeeeeeer

59.

💜: 정국 나 샤워하기 귀찮다요

JK: 원래 인간은 그런 것 같다요오

💜: Jungkook I can’t be bothered to take a shower right now.

JK: I think people are just inherently like that.

60.

💜: 아들.....

JK: 네......?

💜: Son…..

JK: Yes……?

61.

💜: 난 아름다운 해요?

JK: 네가 있어서 아름다운 해네요

💜: Am I beautiful?

JK: It is a beautiful year because you are here

(T/N: OP likely used an online translator to ask 'Am I beautiful'. This included the word '해', which among other things can mean 'year'.)

62.

💜: 「정말 싫어」 의 반대되는 말을 가르쳐 주세요

JK: 가짜 싫어?...

💜: Tell me the opposite of [I really hate it]

JK: I fakely hate it?...

63.