Title: Stray Cat Strut Author: WinJennster Artist: Pandorana Rating: Mature Pairings: Destiel, Sam/Rowena Wordcount: 21000 Warnings/Tags: Kitty!Dean, Brief Sexual Content, Witches, Spells, Bunker!Fic, Human!Cas, First Time, Love Confessions, Indeterminate Time Frame in Canon Posting: 11/28/2018
Summary:
Armond DuBois is definitely not the worldâs greatest witch. He can, however, see souls and read auras
. Armond believes heâd be incredibly powerful if he could just find a familiar - but thereâs not an animal thatâs been attracted to his power in his over two hundred years on Earth. He finds an incredibly gorgeous soul and decides to transform a human into the perfect familiar, which is how Dean Winchester finds himself a four legged feline.
Sam and Cas are immediately in love with the adorable kitty they find outside the bunker door, and occupy their time planning how to convince Dean - who they believe is off sulking after a botched hunt - to let them keep their cat. Along the way, Dean learns to use a litter box and hears some confessions he maybe wasnât supposed to hear, all while realizing just how much he loves Castiel.
Now all Dean has to do is convince Cas and Sam their new pet cat is actually him before they do something crazy - like neuter him!
âHey, so I ran out to the store and got this pet carrier. I donât know how heâll be on a car ride. Better safe than sorry, right?â Sam set a dark blue carrier on the table and opened the metal grate.
Oh hell no! Dean yowled at the carrier and backed away, his spine arched. I am not going into the kitty prison! Dean jumped out of the box and hopped off the table. Ignoring Cas and Samâs surprised shouts, he dashed down the stairs of the library and into the war room, pulling a hard right at the kitchen. He could hear Samâs clodhoppers hitting the floor behind him as his brother gave chase, but Dean was tiny now, and four legged, so getting away from Sam was easy.
Dean ran into his own room and looked around frantically for a place to hide. He knew what would happen if they took him to the vet - heâd get his balls chopped off! Heâd need those things when he eventually regained his humanity and heâd be damned if Sam or Cas thought they were going to violate him that way. The dresser! Just a few inches off the ground, Sam would never look there. Dean squirmed his way underneath just as Sam entered the room.
âHere, kitty kitty,â he cajoled.
No, dummy dummy, Dean thought.
Samâs feet moved around the room, joined a moment later by a pair of worn blue Nikes. âDid he come in here?â Cas asked.
âI thought so. Iâm not sure now,â Sam said.
âDid you look under the dresser?â Cas knelt and his face appeared. âHello, Zeppelin. Please come out.â Dean hissed in response. âI understand. You neednât be afraid. Itâs just a checkup. Nothing else, I promise.â
âItâs a cat, Cas. They donât understand -â Cas lifted him off the ground as Dean came out from under the dresser, hoping his trust in Cas wasnât misplaced. âIâll be damned.â
âI think he likes me,â Cas smiled.

















