#2 am

At 2 am in the morning at work I witnessed two customers making out like they were the last two people on earth. Dude was gripping the sides of this girl's head like he was trying to crush a melon, made me feel like I walked into their bedroom. Meanwhile the girl was holding onto a mustard bottle because I guess he ambushed her while she was preparing a hot dog. Dude didn't get anything to eat. Which leads me to believe he's going to get his nutrition by cleaning the inside of her mouth with his, not unlike the relationship between a crocodile and the Egyptian plover. Nature is beautiful, even at 2 am.