Spill Your Guts: Harry Styles & YN Tomlinson
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Summary: Harry challenges YN to a game of Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts.
Harry was asked to step in for the week to host The Late Late Show, as James was off filming for a movie, and of course, he said yes. During the meetings with the production team about what Harry could do during the show that week, Ben Winston suggested a game of Spill Your Guts and asked Harry if YN would join him. YN was unsure when Harry first asked but after Harry reassuring that he would be doing it with her and wouldn’t let her answer anything that made her feel uneasy, she agreed.
“How are you feeling about this?” Harry asked YN as they sat opposite eachother, with a round table in between them.
‘I don’t know..I can’t believe I agreed to do this” YN said as she looked at all the disgusting foods that are lined up on the table.
“This is our first time doing this…right?” Harry questioned “And the last time we will do it” which caused YN and the audience sitting in the studio to laugh.
“Let’s take a look at the food we have on the table” Harry spoke towards the camera filming them both. “We have bug trifle..yeah ugh..jellyfish..yeah ugh…giant water scorpion.
“That’s got to be the worst one” YN interrupted with a sour look coating her face.
“Thousand-year-old eggnog” Harry continued listing “Cow blood and pork tongue jelly…cod sperm” Harry spoke in a high-pitched tone and looked at the camera once again, which made the audience roar with laughter. “Seems rather tame in comparison to the other ones”, YN and Harry laughed as he looked back at her. “How do they..get the sperm out of the cod?” Harry questioned the crew member to the side of them.
“It’s probably best we don’t know.” YN spoke, not wanting to know the information.
Moving on from the sperm cod “Salmon smoothie..aaaand bull penis”.
“Good ol’ bull penis” YN interrupted l, which made Harry raise his eyebrows at her and YN leaves out a chuckle.
“Okaay…I’ll ask the first question..and uhh…the producers have not shown us the questions correct?” Harry looked directly at YN whilst he was talking.
“Yes!” YN answered with an infectious grin.
“Uhh..I’ll choose what food you have to eat if you don’t want to answer the question” Harry explained.
“Okay” and a nervous giggle left YN’s lips.
“So we’ll start with..ugh..” Harry spoke as he looked at all the options in front of him “Thousand-year-old eggnog”.
“Noooo” YN complained as Harry spun the table so the eggnog was in front YN. She sarcastically asked “Is this cinnamon supposed to make this any better?” causing the audience to chuckle.
“Give it a sniff” Harry instructed.
“Why?” YN laughed but proceeded to pick up the glass and sniff it which made her gag and cover her mouth with her hand “Oh my god!..That’s disgusting”.
“Okay..you ready?” Harry asked as he reached for the cards to the side of him, that hid the questions he was about to ask YN.
“Okay..” Harry looked at the cards in his hands and laughed at the words written on it.
“Oh nooo” YN began to feel nervous about what she was about to be asked.
“One Direction has five albums..rank them from best to worst”, which caused the audience to applaud at the mention of the band.
YN held the glass of eggnog whilst debating if she should answer the question “I feel like I could answer” YN said to Harry as he watched her reaction from his seat opposite.
“I feel like I could answer it” Harry responded, which made them both laugh as he shrugged his shoulders.
“Umm..I mean..I’ll start by saying they are all amazing..they really are”.
“Okay” Harry interrupted and looked at the camera with a serious expression, and then turned to look at YN and giggled.
“They are” YN tried defending her answer before saying it out loud. “I swear..but I’d say Four is number one…and then..the songs are just so good..and then I mean that’s so hard, they’re all amazin’”.
“Drink the eggnog” Harry encouraged.
“Noooo” they both laughed.
“And then it would be..like..Made In The A.M, Midnight Memories, Take Me Home..Up All Night” YN listed and then covered her face with her hands as Harry and the audience reacted with a roar of laughter.
“Alright..so now you choose something for me that I would have to eat”.
“I’ll do the sperm” YN decided immediately and spun the table so the cod sperm was in front of Harry.
“Okay..okay all in a day’s work” Harry joked waiting for YN to read the question.
YN looked at the card in her hand reading the question “They’re definitely dying to know this…which songs on your last album were about me” YN smiled at her boyfriend.
“Oh god” he spoke and covered his eyes with his hand “You could answer this one”.
“I know I could..but the people want to know”.
Harry grabbed a large green napkin from the side of him and began to tuck it into his shirt and picked up the knife and fork ready to eat the cod sperm.
“Ewww” YN spoke as she watched Harry try to pick the food up and fail.
He put the knife and fork down on the table “So I would say track..uhh..” Harry teased the audience, which made YN laugh as she moved her hair from her face and over her shoulder. But he picked the fork up once again and picked the cod sperm up.
YN looked at the scene in front of her with a disgusted expression “Just don’t look at it, she suggested.
“Oh yeah..that fixes everything” Harry sarcastically said, clearly picking up YN’s sassy attitude after all these years. “Just don’t look at it” he mocked YN. After pausing for a moment and looking at the food sitting on top of the fork, Harry questions “What are we doing?”.
“This was your idea” YN playfully scolded as she adjusted the dress covering her body.
Harry lifted the fork to his mouth and took a bite of the cod sperm which causes the audience to gasp and applaud loudly as he chews. Harry was chewing the food slowly which made YN look on confused. “Just swallow it..like why are you..”, causing Harry to look at the camera and shake his head at what YN had just said.
“Oh my god!” YN shrieked after she realised what she had just said. To annoy and tease YN, Harry kept chewing slowly and pretending he wasn’t sure if he could spit the food in the bin next to him, “Stooop”.
“To spit or to swallow..that is the question” Harry joked, again making the audience roar with laughter, whilst YN stared at him with a smirk. After spitting the content in the bin and having a drink of his water Harry spun the table around.
“Okay..salmon smoothie..give it a sniff”.
“Noo” YN said whilst shaking your head.“I hate salmon..by the way” YN confessed.
“I know..that’s why I choose it” Harry laughed.
“Okay…who was your favourite One Direction member when we were on The X Factor..not including your brother”.
YN laughed “I have the answer, I can’t say it though” YH explained a she picked up the glass filled with the salmon smoothie and drank it, whilst the audience left out a roar of ‘ooh’s’ as they assumed YN was going to say it was Harry.
“Woooow!” Harry shrieked, just as shocked he wasn’t YN’s favourite. “It wasn’t me?..I bet it was Niall” Harry assumed, making YN chuckle but neither agreeing ir disagreeing.
“Watching you drink that made me feel sick” Harry admitted as she drank her water.
“I mean, it’s a salmon smoothie” Harry sarcastically spoke.
YN began to spin the table, “What am I having?” Harry asked.
“Hmm..I’m giving you the scorpion”
“Okay..scorpion” Harry repeated as he coughed into his hand.
YN laughed before asking the question “Between Louis, Liam, Niall and Zayn..rank their solos…” before YN had the chance to finish the question, Harry picked up the scorpion from the white plate and began to eat it, causing the crowd to cheer, and YN smiled and clapped because she knew Harry would never answer that question.
“Okay..last question..I think we’re going to go with bull penis” as Harry quickly read the words on the card he let out a giggle “Okay..who’s music do you prefer..mine ooooor Louis”. The audience ‘ooo’d’ loudly at this one.
“I love both of your music” YN admitted.
“Nooo…you have to pick one of us” Harry stated with a cheeky grin on his face.
“I feel like I can say it right…you’re both talented so..it won’t hurt you too much”.
“Well unless you want to eat some bull penis, yeah” Harry sarcastically answered.
As YN thought about it, the audience shouted ‘say it’, “Of course, you want to know” YN spoke back to them. “I’m eating the penis” she decided. After trying to bite into it, YN spoke “It’s like squishy”.
“Just throw it all in then” Harry suggested, and YN did making Harry clap, and the audience clap and cheer. “That was Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts…we’ll be right back with more from The Late Late Show” Harry ended the segment whilst turning to look at YN making them both smile and laugh at what they had just done.
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