#0220

Happy birthday to our twin emperors!! 🦊🦚🎊

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Everyone across the Jianghu world is on holiday today! Because it's 02.20, a.k.a the birthday of their two beloved emperors. Far and wide, cultivators, fox spirits, peacock spirits and even mortals celebrate by partying, gathering and partaking in cultural activities. They would even start news things because they believe it's auspicious.

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And as for our emperors, they're having a lavish party in Jinlintai, Lanling. Yao Huangdi's concubines, except for Minshan, were still in their clans (and Jing Manor) getting their gifts organized.

Knowing that the Huangdis will be in Lanling, the city became filled with fox and peacock spirits.

Yao Huangdi: *holding a large bouquet of peonies. Then Zixuan entered with a bouquet of peonies too.*

Zixuan: is that for me, Huangdi?

Yao: *smile* what about that? Is that for me, Huangdi?

Zixuan: *hugs* of course it is! Happy birthday, Foxy!

Yao: happy birthday to you, Zix. Beautiful flowers.

Here's your bouquet.

Zixuan: lovely! As always!

Yao: where were you?

Zixuan: getting ready, and contemplating what to give you.

What can I give the emperor of the Jianghu and fox spirits.

Fortunately I got you the perfect gift.

I'm an amazing gift giver.

Yao: you give the best gifts indeed. But not as what I give you.

And we rule the Jianghu together, so I can relate to contemplating on a gift for you.

Zixuan: all clans send flowers, best wishes and priceless gifts for us.

Yao: yea. Thoughtful right.

Yanli: Zixuan, A-Su and I had planned out everything!

Qin Su: I hope you two birthday emperors enjoy your day.

Yao: definitely. Everything goes well when it's planned by the empresses.

Zixuan: you both are gifts already.

A-Li, where is Shi wudu?

Yanli: he went to meet his brother. I

mean sister, Shi Qingxuan. They're in Jing Manor.

Zixuan: ohh! Amazing then.

See how our harems are linked, Foxy pie. *opens fan*

Yao: ah yes. *opens fan*

Zixuan: but how do you handle that large harem of chaotic people? I would be pulling my hair out. Or maybe demanding to be worshipped.

They should fight over me.

Yao: *laughing*

Qin Su: everyone would be eager to worship you both!

Yanli: exactly!

Meng Shi: aw, my two babies. You look stunning. *hugs* happy birthday!!

Yao: thank you so much, A-niang.

Zixuan: thank you, Jimu!

Meng Shi: empresses, you did a great job organizing everything.  I'm so proud.

Qin Su and Yanli: thanks taihou. *bow* don't mention it.

Qin Su: anything for our hubbies.

Yanli: they deserve the best.

Meng Shi: that's right. My babies already have the world.

Yao'er, Xuan'er. I got you some birthday money. I mil each. And I instructed the maids to make your favorite dishes.

Yao: aw, A-niang. You may fatten us. Not that I mind.

Meng Shi: well your cheeks would be more pinchable.

Zixuan: aww.

Su Fengge: *kneels* Huangdi and Huangdi, Xiandu is here with his clan members.

Yao: excellent. Let's go see.

Thereafter the Huangdis stood near the steps of Jinlintai, to see thousands of Su sect members joined by their clan members kowtowing

"May the two emperors be immortal and help the Jiangju flourish more."

In sync, they offered miniature jade Qilin and Pixiu statues, stood up and bowed. Then they made their clan signal go off like fireworks.

Yao: *amused* oh waw!!

Zixuan: Shanshan always outdoes himself!

Yao: that's right! Every year, it's something magnificent.

Su she: *kisses their hands* happiest of birthdays, Yao Huangdi. You're my soul.

And happiest of birthdays, Xuan Huangdi.

Yao: thank you, Shanshan.

Zixuan: thank you!

Su she: how was the surprise from Moling Su?

Yao: lovely as always. I love the gifts.

Zixuan: we're very pleased.

Su she: I'm glad to hear that.

My clan members will bring in your gifts into Jinlintai. I have to go meet team dimple, Huangdi. May I?

Yao: sure. Go meet team d, dear. And hurry back..

Su she: *blush* we're just planning things for you. And Xuan Huangdi.

Yao: I see.

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Now the party is in full swing! Yao and Zixuan sat on the lanling jin throne, while there were entertainment, food and expensive wine. Clan leaders, fox spirits, cultivators and peacock spirits took turns to wish and gift them.

Rizhao Zeng sect leader: happy birthday, Huangdis. I'm gifting you two ceramic vases each.

Yao: well, that sounds lovely. Thank you.

Zixuan: excellent craftsmanship.

Rizhao Zeng Zongzhu: this Jianghu will be nothing without you both. May you live forever, and continue to be gorgeous. You two are like the sun and the moon, shining on the Jianghu.

Yao: aw, how heartfelt.

Zixuan: of course we'll remain gorgeous.

Yao: of course.

Zixuan has to get older first.

Zixuan: *gasps*

Ayao I'm just two hours older than you.

Yao: that's why you'll always be two hours ahead.

Former ouyang Zongzhu: *toasting* to our dimpled emperor and our peacock emperor!

Sect leader Mao: to our twin emperors!

Zixuan: this is how it should be.

The both of us spending our birthdays together.

Yao: I always enjoy it.

Zixuan: I hated what A-Die did to you.

Pushing you down the stairs. And it was our birthday.

Yao: that's when I started loathing.

Zixuan: things are better now.

We're emperors. And he's our prisoner.

Yao: right!

Zix, do you think Jiang cheng will perform for us.

Zixuan: he must! Or else I'm kicking him out of the harem.

Yao: oh kick him out? That's so harsh.

Zixuan: what would you do, Ayao?

Yao: ah, I may be disappointed.

Maybe tease him a little.

Then team d would drill him.

Zixuan: leave it up to team d?

Yao: yep. As I should.

Takes away the stress.

Steal my every breath

Negative pressure breathing

Keep them for yourself

I don't want them back

This machine now breathes for me

Happy birthday A-Yao!!!! 💛🌼🌼✨️🦊🦊🦊🦊💛💛💛💛💛

The entire empire was in party mode, as they're celebrating the birthday of their beloved Huangdi. Their celebrations would start from the 10th straight to the 20th!

They would play music, dance, drink liquor and wine, and eat different native delicacies.

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And as for Yao Huangdi,

he woke up to a lavish breakfast, and team dimple.

Fuying and other attendants: happiest birthday, Huangdi. May you be prosperous.

Yao: *smiling* thank you very much, darlings. 

Xiying: *gives him a rose*

Yao: beautiful.

Team dimple: happy birthday, Jiggy!!!

Yao: thank you, team D.

Mo xuanyu: I'm going to kiss Yao gege first by the way

Xue yang: pushy.

Su she: let's don't fight on Huangdi's birthday.

Yao: *laughing* 

Mo xuanyu: *kisses* happy birthday, Yao gege. I love you so much. More than xue yang and Minshan.

Yao: aww.

Su she: don't listen to him. I love you more.

Xue yang: not mre than me!

Mo xuanyu: would you two mind.

As we were saying Yao gege. I got you this little peony plant!

I got one for Xuan gege too.

Yao: how thoughtful! And that reminds me.

Fuying, did Zixuan receive his gift?

Fuying: yep. Successfully.

Su she: what did you get him?

Yao: a peacock brooch, made out of gold, Jade, diamond and sapphires. A pair of crystal bracelets.

Xue yang: hella expensive.

Fuying: Huangdi, Xuan Huangdi had sent you a diamond pendant with a fox and peacock, a bouquet of roses and tea set made out of gold and Jade.

Yao: awww how thoughtful of Zish. He's a sweetheart.

Mo xuanyu: yea!

Su she: *kisses his hand and dimples* happy birthday, my beautiful emperor. 

Yao: thank you darling.

Su she: with the help of your staff, I bought new caravans for you. And the Moling Su sect is going to release fireworks for you.

Yao: aww, how cute! I love it. *strokes head*   

Su she: we must do this, on such an auspicious day.

Yao: you and your sect are really sweet.

Xue yang: Jiggy *kisses him on his lips, then stuck his tongue in his dimple.

Xue yang: happy birthday, dimples!

Yao: thank you yangyang.

Xue yang: I got you some candy. I'm not rich ok.

Yao: It's ok! These are my favorite sweets. Thank you very much.

Xue yang: do you want any tongue tea? Hehehehe.

Yao: *laughing* maybe later.

Xichen: A-Yao. *holding some lavish robes*

Rusong: A-Die!! *hugs* 

Yao: *hug* Song'er.

Rusong: happy birthday, A-Die!!

Yao: thank you, sweetheart. 

Mo xuanyu: Lan lips you should give us a gift too.

Xichen: why?

Su she: there's no need Lan lips.

Xue yang: shhh, let me explain, Shanshan. 

When Jiggy spawns, then team dimple spawns!

This day is when Jiggy literally pushed us out.

Su she: ew, xue yang. But yes, we're nothing without Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: lol.

Rusong: can you explain it more properly.

Xue yang: can't get more candid than that. Team dimple popped right out of Jiggy.

Su she: after he popped out of empress Shi.

Rusong: *laughing* oh gosh.

Yao: er ge. You know how random team dimple can get. *giggling*

Xichen: *sigh* yea, lol. I'm getting very accustomed to their randomness.

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Out in the town📍

A-Yao's beloved people came out to wish him. They hugged him, gave him delicate bows and hand kisses, and little trinkets.

Happy birthday, Huangdi!

Yao: thank you so much!

Huangdi, we're so happy to see you.

Yao: well I must celebrate with you all right? *smile*

See, I brought Song'er, Xichen, and team dimple.

Yes!

Isn't our Huangdi beautiful!

He has the cutest dimples.

Our smiley emperor.

Huangdi, I made a clay figure Huangdi for you.

Yao: awww, how lovely.

Quite talented.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege has his own merch.

Su she: of course he does.

Xue yang: as he should.

Xichen: I want one.

Xue yang: you already have a life-sized Jiggy. Relax. 

Mo xuanyu: *laughing* that he has to share with us!

Some citizens: greetings Dianxia.

Rusong: *smile*  hi, nice to meet you. 

You look so much like Huangdi, with  those dimples. And the bright eyes.

Rusong: thank you. You're so kind.

I do get that a lot.

You and Huangdi are so elegant and graceful.

Rusong: ahaha, thanks again.

A-Yao on the other hand was pampered with flowers.

Huangdi. How are they?

Yao: marvelous. I'll put them in a vase.

The governor of Huwan had commissioned a self portrait of you. Did you see it.

Yao: aww yes I did yesterday.

Our artists here are really gifted. 

Indeed.

Huangdi, can you come to my inn to have some tea?

Yao: sure.

Right this way.

Yao: *smile* are you coming, guys?

Team dimple: *walking in front of Xichen*

Xichen: why are you rushing?

Mo  xuanyu: why are you fussing?

Su she: guys a part of his laaaannn ruuullleees. Haha.

Rusong: Team D, this is no time to torment Shizun.

Shizun, let's go have some tea with Huangdi.

Su she: *scoffs* yes Dianxia.

Xue yang: how dare Lan lips put Song'er under a spell. He keeps taking for the this lipsy Lan.

Mo xuanyu: keeps saving him from us.

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Later in the evening, team D gifted A-Yao with a half naked dage wrapped in ribbons and golden thread and a bow on  his head.

Yao: *sits in a long leisurely robe while sipping on some peach blossom wine.

Xue yang: Jiggy! Look what we brought!

Su she: it's not the best of gifts.

Mo xuanyu: do you like!!

Yao: *almost chokes with laughter* TEAM DIMPLE! What have you done.

Mingjue: untie me and return me! You three stooges and your ring leader!

Xue yang: no.

Xichen: dage???

Mingjue: Xichen, I don't want to he here.

Yao: *stood up* ugh this golden robe might trip me, lol. It's not easy being glamorous, but someone has to do it.

*saunters over* awww I love this gift so much. Team d!

Xichen: ahh, well if A-Yao thinks he looks cute, then it's ok.

Mingjue: where did you gremlins putl my clothes!

Mo xuanyu: we left it in Qinghe.

Su she: oh come on. At least you're still wearing pants.

Xue yang: next year you might not have  pants at all. So consider yourself lucky.

Yao: *makes his fox tail appear*

Mingjue: oh no.

Yao: *caresses his face* You look so adorable, dage.

Mingjue: *turns away, blushing*

Yao: why are you shy?

Mingjue: maybe because I'm half naked.

Yao: but it makes you look macho. *touches chest*

Mingjue: why did you ask those idiots to kidnap me.

Yao: *corrects* team dimple.

And they have minds of their own. Why would I ask them to do this.

But you do look lovely.

Xichen: *jealous*

Su she: awwww look who's drinking vinegar like their brother.

Xue yang: poor poor lipsy.

Mo xuanyu; we should have kidnapped him instead. Next time lipsy.

Xue yang: never too late. Go present yourself to the hulijing. Heehee.

Xichen: *blushes*

Guys....I'll be back......but how come you're helping me out.

Mo xuanyu: we're doing it for Yao gege. As it's his birthday. Yao gege deserves everything in the world. 

Xichen: that's right.

(I'll change into lingerie later, heehee.)

Yao: *cuddling Mingjue*

Mingjue: get away from me!

Yao: do you really want me to leave? Then is your part hard?

Mingjue: I ate oysters! Now shut up.

Yao: heehee.

Mingjue: now what are you going to do to me.

Yao: ah, maybe taste a little bit of your yang energy. And let you go.

It will be very quick, because I have to go to Moling. Shanshan had organized fireworks for me.

Mingjue: why. *rolls eyes*

Yao: because I'm cute!

Yao: now say, happy birthday, A-Yao.

Mingjue: *blushing* happy......birthday.

Yao: *glares, then touches his abs* happy birthday who?

Xue yang: Gosh, Jiggy is so hot.

Mo xuanyu: he always get what he wants.

Su she: he better not displease my Huangdi or I'll chop him up.

Mingjue: happy birthday A-Yao.

Are you happy.

Yao: *smile* of course I am.

*tastes his yang energy while kissing him* ah. Delicious as always.

Mingjue: *feels a bit dizzy* A-Yao.

Yao: Dage~ .

Mingjue: I need to nap. I'm sleepy.

Yao: sure. *glares at his attendants. Then they carried him to guest room*

Yao: maybe erase his memory and get him his clothes. When he wakes up, he can leave. I have a date with Huanhuan later.

Yes Huangdi.