Oct 21, 2013
Top 5 things you're doing to avoid writing that poem.
In no particular order:
5. Texting my boyfriend about how much I don’t want to be writing the poem, and also about how Thomas Edison is a douchenozzle.
4. Stress eating Snickers Peanut Butter Squares.
3. Rinsing my mouth out with salt water to get rid of a cold sore. I’D LITERALLY RATHER TASTE SALT WATER FOR HALF AN HOUR THAN WRITE THIS POEM THAT’S HOW SERIOUS THIS SITUATION IS.
2. Badly singing along to a song I heard at a theater thing last week and have since become unreasonably obsessed with.
1. Answering this ask. You, sir, are an absolute gem. :D
