Top Posts Tagged with #....no

Objectively the funniest question on the Dragon Age survey

•18+ Adults Only

Watch Anya Live on Cam

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

✓ Live Streaming✓ Interactive Chat✓ Private Shows✓ HD Quality

Anya is LIVE right now

FREE

Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming

Obsessed with the idea that Bruce has never been ever in any way threatening or scary to his kids.

Villains? Sure. People on the street? Maybe. Some small children? He's an intimidating man, on occasion certainly.

But never his kids. Never them.

Batman, the glowering, flowing, mass of shadow comes swirling towards Nightwing, the picture of menacing anger, and Dick just crosses his arm and juts out his chin, absolutely unbothered.

Bruce, six foot five, towering mass of muscle, ducks the pen Barbara throws at his head and absolutely pelts her with a pillow, screaming. Barbara doesn't even flinch, just screams back. (they aren't yelling words, to specify, just screeching incoherently for dominance)

Sure, Cass and Steph still twitch whenever he raises his hand, but that's more because they're used to the motion having a connotation of violence- not Bruce. They flinch at Dick and Jason too.

And yeah, Damian and Jason twitch whenever they mess up and Bruce sighs with frustration, but its because of what they've been taught before, not because of Bruce's character.

Just- just Bruce Wayne, The freaking Batman, towering mass of a man, wider than a fridge and taller than a doorway, being absolutely incredibly unthreatening to his kids.

He grabs Steph's arm and yanks her behind him and she doesn't even think to move out of reach.

He storms towards Jason and the thought that it's because he's attacking him doesn't even cross his mind before he's crushed in a hug.

Bruce being huge and aggressive and large in his gestures and actions and everything and his kids do not care.

#is this inspired by my brothers who are both over six feet and are teaching themselves to be small to make people more comfortable?#....no #just a bruce who doesnt have to change around his kids #because they know him #and they will never fear HIM #anyway #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #batkids

being a 14yo borderline parenting other kids because some ass decided that scout group = daycare so mummy and daddy can have date night was certainly something else

#sometimes i wonder if thats not perhaps a little much for me to have been doing #would i change it? .....#....no #but i still think it may have affected me in ways that may not be entirely positive

"Ooh Jaaaaade! I'm respecting your privacy by knocking!"

"But asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway! Nyeh heh heh!"

BREAKS DOWN DOOR.

#* — 🦴 𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐔𝐒 {Ic} ❝The puzzlemaster!❞#id tag this as crack but like.....#....no #he would....

I hate when people take a character w a lot of scars especially facial ones and draw them with tiny little lines for the scars. like no. give my man a fucked up face. I want him mangled wtf is this