#... one day

Eddie avoids Steve as much as possible now that they’ve returned from break. It’s not that different from how things were before, but now it’s intentional. Having Wayne in his ear about talking things out, it made it harder to actually want to see him. If he saw him, then he’d have to cowboy up and face the one conversation he never wants to have. Or else he’d be going back on his word to Wayne and that’s the last thing he wants to do. 

It’s just… How do you have a conversation with the man you still love but you know can’t stand you? 

He goes out of his way to stay away from Steve. Ducking down hallways, slipping into random classrooms, hell, he even dragged a colleague into a conversation at the drop of hat just to avoid potentially making eye contact with him. It’s ridiculous and taking away what little safety he felt in the halls. It’s been hard enough teaching high school with all of his former hangups, but now the sliver of authority he has is being undermined by his pathetic diversions.  

The good news is, no one seems to notice. Or at least, he thought that was the case. 

Nothing gets past Robin Harley. 

She corners him one morning as the school starts to open, before he can sneak off to his classroom. Robin blocks his way down the hall and while he could probably run past her, she’ll just sick her bloodhounds on him anyway. It’s futile, really. 

Eddie sighs. “How may I help you today, Mrs. Harley?” 

“Cut the shit, Munson,” she says. “My office. Now.” 

“You do know I don’t actually have to listen to you, right?” 

She raises an eyebrow. 

The "Nemesis Prime" robot M.E.C.H. made coming to life via (smth?), naming himself Motormaster, and the 'Bots having to deal with an edgy, more aggressive and destructive "twin" of Optimus. MM ends up viewing OP as an older bro and will not hesitate to hurt a bitch if it means OP isn't getting hurt. Megatron included among those bitches.

MegsMags from Aligned with a splash of implied megop at the end

Animated (Kingdom/Arranged marriage stuff megop) Culture shock during peace talks and potential grave insults to the guests avoided thanks to OP actualy bothering to look up the neighbouring "barbaric" kingdom's courting culture. His family is ashamed at the display, his future consort however is becoming more hopeful about his future husband.

Animated Bulk/Megs; Bulk is sick and tired of being labeled as nothing more than a dumb oaf. Megs could weep because he finally has a competent minion. Somewhere, somehow affection becomes a thing.

Aligned prewar megop with Orion crushing on a miner, finding out he became a gladiator, befriending him, and buying him from the Arena. He'll get rid of the slave coding binding his friend soon... Right?

Aligned prewar megop; "congratulations! You've won a raffle young bot - here are some of our finest gladiators, and some of the most prized possesions of their masters. You can take home whatever you can carry!" "Anything?" "That's right! Why, if youvwere stronger you could've taken any mech if you wanted to." *Orion hums, walks up to Megs, looks his "friend" up and down, lifts him up in a bridal carry and goes home.*

Aligned domestic fic where OP wonders why the fuck Megatron doesn't use normal utensils and insists on using his eyebrows. Yes, it's also a crack fic.