#... for some reason

Almost the entire Trojan team goes clothes shopping, but Jean and Laila separate from the group and disappear completely for hours. Finally, the Flozzies are summoned to a specific store.

They won't let Jeremy in.

At first, Jeremy doesn't think much of it and stays outside the store with his bag of newly purchased clothes. Then Catalina, Derek, and Derrik come out of the store. Cat snatches the bag from Jeremy.

"We're returning this right now!"

Jeremy fumes as they drag him to another store.

"Hey, it's my clothes for the banquet!"

"You'll thank me later!"

"Whatever you've got there, Captain, it's not up to par," Derek declares.

"Our little brother's French genes have kicked in, and you need to be prepared," Derrik tells him.

"What the hell does that mean?" Jeremy asks.

"It means, for God's sake, Jeremy, that you're competing against a bisexual Frenchman who's discovering his hunting potential. Stop pretending you're Adam Sandler!"

Jeremy is about to say, indignantly, that he knows perfectly well how to dress when he wants to sleep with someone. Then he sees Jean on the other side of the window, coming out of the fitting room, scrutinizing himself with the most critical eye in the world in front of a mirror. The rest of them stare at his while sipping champagne. Despite everyone's gasps of astonishment, Jean takes off his shirt and dismisses it with a solemn air as he grabs another jacket.

Jeremy is sure he sees the clothes fall in slow motion as Jean brushes his hair away from her face.

You can call me Phoebe! I aim to be an artist who draws and post stuff about my favorite games, shows, etc. Pretty much what a lot of people already do here. I don't really know what to say, but yeah!

1. What if there was an episode of Kirby Right Back At Ya where Dedede decides "Oh hey, I probably shouldn't put Dat dare Tiff in constant danger unless I want Lady Like to strangle me, but then how would I get a monsta to clobba Dat dare Kirby?...! I know! I'll just teach her how to defend herself!" And then the episode is literally just Dedede managing to convince Tiff that using hammers is the best... AND IT WORKS! Somehow Tiff, despite being shorter than Dedede, managed to not only become really effective at using a hammer, but a hammer that's comically large compared to her.

I'll give an example of how comically large the hammer is. So, according to Google, Kirby is 8 inches tall. It also says that Tiff is about two times taller than Kirby, giving her a hight of 16 inches... her new hammer is two times her size. That's a total of 32 inches, that's massive compared to all of the KRBAY crew, not including the monsters. Needless to say, if Tuff says he doesn't look up to his sister, he's lying.

2. Literally just Kirby and the Forgotten Land, but it's anime Kirby. Another difference is the appearance of other anime characters and the fact that it isn't actually Dedede that you fight during the second time you would see him in the base game, instead, you fight a brainwashed Tiff. On top of that, when you go to fight Triple D for the third time, Tiff joins him by riding on his shoulders and would have a three second gap before she started slashing at you with sharp claws if you were to get too close. At half health she would jump off and start attacking you that way. If you defeat Tiff and then Dedede, Tiff will look more normal when she is freed from her brainwashed state, but if you were to defeat Dedede first, than Tiff will still be brainwashed and will also get absorbed into Fecto Forgo with the rest of the animals, leading to the things added to her like the cat ears, the cat tail, and of course, claws!

Awsten’s sweater collection 9/?

(( someone teach me to be cool and not shy as fuck because i’m over here hiding behind everything while the ‘bird-pilots and transformers-friends are having fun threads c’: