I've returned. Major long time no see.
I have quite a lot of headcanons I've fleshed out over the years, plus also planning to return to my culture blog !! BUT !! I will spill some of my headcanons.
Alaska is half-deaf, and growing up she had just adapted to it. Honestly, she doesn't pay as much mind to it anymore. (yes, I still preach about trans woman Alaska.)
Penn is a Schizoid Narcissist (SzPD + NPD) and I don't wanna exactly explain in depth as to WHY... and if anyone uses this in bad faith (looking at the 'abuser penn' people) I will hunt you down like genuinely because I cannot take the concept of "narc abuse" or "abusive penn" once again. This is more of a projection of myself onto him and honestly I feel like he'd at least be one.
New York and New Jersey have to deal with Penn's shit all the time. Average brother things. They all hate each other but man they all love their kanienkehaka mother collectively.
Idaho and Oregon. Gods I love these two. But they definitely go on more.. nature walks as dates rather than just those stereotypical restaurants.
^ They are very much happily married, and they honestly are sappy. Sappiest couple oat.
New Jersey is a cryptid. Yea, seems basic but I love just implementing more features outside of the tail, horns, wings shit. I like giving him HOOVES.
Welcome back! Here's a nice collection of headcanons for the masses