#*taynew

You dared to risk your life because your man’s going to dump you. How about this? If I help you with this, can we consider my debt paid? If you can prove it with evidence, I might consider forgiving your debt. Then don’t worry. Other people’s business is my area of expertise, Mr. Boiling Tofu. Just don’t be all bark and no bite. I need results too, Mr. Black-Smoke Barking Dog.

Hey, this bed is really soft. I’m just giving you inspiration.

Oof. Nobody wants you. With that sharp tongue of yours, I can only think of one who’d take you. Who? The city office that picks up stray dogs. 

I paid ten thousand for this. Make it worth it. Go!

Hey, go make me a drink. Make it extra strong.